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Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 564743)
What do you write about? Are you doing an exposť on Internet sub-culture? Is that why you seem to be here 24/7?

Yeah, sure. This forum takes all of my attention.

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 03:36 PM

:pagebrak

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 04:06 PM


MM ALERT :EEK

wobzire Jun 29th, 2008 04:08 PM

LOLCATS are underrated.

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 04:09 PM

omg ihope ur kiddin dudde

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 04:09 PM

By who?

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 564751)
omg ihope ur kiddin dudde

NO WAY, YOU LURVE THE LOLCATS, DUDE, OTHERWISE WHY THE FUCK DO YOU FILL THIS DAMN THREAD WITH SO MANY OF THE BLASTED THINGS? >:

wobzire Jun 29th, 2008 04:11 PM

OH NOES U TOOK MA INTERWEB WURDS SERUSLEE?

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 04:11 PM

I HATE THE INTERNET TB H

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 04:12 PM

AND I HATE METALMILLITITA THAT DUDE IS SUCH AN UNFUNNY FAGGOT

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 04:12 PM

Stop that now, both of you. >:

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 564756)
AND I HATE METALMILLITITA THAT DUDE IS SUCH AN UNFUNNY FAGGOT

TRU DAT. :x

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 04:13 PM

>:

wobzire Jun 29th, 2008 04:13 PM

The fact that I have dissapointed you hurts me worse than your anger ever could have...

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 04:13 PM

Pub Lover, i think you should have MOD POWERS for this thread so you can BAN people from posting in it >:

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 04:14 PM

rofl :rolleyes

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 04:15 PM

im being srs :(

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 04:15 PM

THIS THREAD ISN'T THE TOILET, PUB :(

wobzire Jun 29th, 2008 04:15 PM

I disagree. This guy strikes me as a moderHATER! I would be banned by now...

wobzire Jun 29th, 2008 04:16 PM

And the fact that I know deep down I deserve it would make it sting all the more

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 04:18 PM

alright guys i gotta go to wokr ill ttyl :x

wobzire Jun 29th, 2008 04:20 PM

As if dealing with us isn't work enough.

MetalMilitia Jun 29th, 2008 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 564756)
AND I HATE METALMILLITITA THAT DUDE IS SUCH AN UNFUNNY FAGGOT

Can you teach me how to be funny like you Liquid?
I think I have the basics down; type like a 5 year old, type about having sex with 5 year olds, do random Google image searches, update everyone on your fascinating life ("NEED CIGGARRET", "GOING OUT", "GOING BED") and use the :X emoticon but I feel with your help I could really step up my game.

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 04:40 PM

i can ignore y'all, but i can't ingore my boss :x

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 564770)
Can you teach me how to be funny like you Liquid?
I think I have the basics down; type like a 5 year old, type about having sex with 5 year olds, do random Google image searches, update everyone on your fascinating life ("NEED CIGGARRET", "GOING OUT", "GOING BED") and use the :X emoticon but I feel with your help I could really step up my game.

don't post cat pictures is like numero uno

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 04:41 PM

and i'm not funny, dude, but i don't try to be funny. that's like the MAIN thing you're missing, you just try and try but it doesn' twork :(

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 04:43 PM

DOESN'T WORK AT AAAAAAALLLL

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 04:43 PM

P.S. I DONT TALK ABOUT FUCKING 5 YEAR OLDS, PUB LOVER TALKS ABOTU ME FUCKING 5 YEAR OLDS

wobzire Jun 29th, 2008 04:44 PM

Hahahaha! You guys are the best comedy duo since ever!

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 04:45 PM

WOBZIRE

wobzire Jun 29th, 2008 04:46 PM

uh, LIQUIDSTATIK. Yes?

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 04:47 PM

METALMILLITIA ARE YOU WRITING A REALLY LONG POST GOING INTO DETAIL OF WHY LOLCATS IS APPORPRIATE FOR EVERY THREAD?

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 04:47 PM

NOTHING WOBZIRE

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 04:48 PM

DUDES I GET 2 DAYS OFF WORK AFTER TONIGHT 8]

MetalMilitia Jun 29th, 2008 04:48 PM

Ok thanks for that brief tutorial, from now on I shall try harder to be liquidstaticfunny (aka not funny).

BRB CIG

wobzire Jun 29th, 2008 04:48 PM

Are you? you could easily condense it to say "FUNI"!

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 04:49 PM

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO NOW IS GET RID OF THAT LAME AVATAR AND CIG ADN YOU'LL BE GOOD TO GO 8]

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 04:50 PM

i meant sig :x

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 04:51 PM

BTW I BET I COULD BEAT YOU UP IRL

wobzire Jun 29th, 2008 04:51 PM

Have you seen the one where the cat has its hands in front of its face and it says "INVISIBLE SANDWICH"? HAHAHHAHAHA Shit! Those things are better than a mothers unconditional love.

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 04:52 PM

NO

wobzire Jun 29th, 2008 04:53 PM

But you can picture it in your minds eye though I bet! You'll just lose it when you do!

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 564765)
I disagree. This guy strikes me as a moderHATER! I would be banned by now...

I would ban less people than Esuohlim, and he's a chickenshit coward that never bans people. :eek

I spend my time trying to get old sucky people to come back. :(

ZBF & 7F & ArrowX and stuff. :(

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 04:53 PM

c:lol

MetalMilitia Jun 29th, 2008 04:53 PM

nig*ers I FIGHT U

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 04:54 PM

7F doesn't suck >:

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 04:54 PM

MM how was ur cig? :eek

wobzire Jun 29th, 2008 04:55 PM

Is metalmilitia a band?

MetalMilitia Jun 29th, 2008 04:55 PM

it made my lungs bl*ck lik a ni**ER

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 04:55 PM

more like a ban i wish

MetalMilitia Jun 29th, 2008 04:56 PM

:x

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 04:56 PM

MM you're not doin it right still i mean you can't just jump into soemthing you're not used to it's cool to go at your own pace this isnt' acompetition

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 564764)
THIS THREAD ISN'T THE TOILET, PUB :(

With things like the last page, your balls must be huge to make such an untenable lie.

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 04:57 PM

they're alright

wobzire Jun 29th, 2008 04:58 PM

So would you recommend I download some of their stuff on limewire then?

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 04:59 PM


liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 04:59 PM

:eek

MetalMilitia Jun 29th, 2008 05:01 PM

we all came out to montreux
on the lake geneva shoreline
to make records with a mobile
we didnt have much time
frank zappa and the mothers
were at the best place around



but some stupid with a flare gun
burned the place to the ground
smoke on the water, fire in the sky



they burned down the gambling house
it died with an awful sound
funky claude was running in and out
pulling kids out the ground
when it all was over
we had to find another place
but swiss time was running out
it seemed that we would lose the race
smoke on the water, fire in the sky



we ended up at the grand hotel
it was empty cold and bare
but with the rolling truck stones thing just outside
making our music there
with a few red lights and a few old beds
we make a place to sweat
no matter what we get out of this
i know well never forget
smoke on the water, fire in the sky


MetalMilitia Jun 29th, 2008 05:03 PM

i have sex with three of thoise picturs guess whcih

MetalMilitia Jun 29th, 2008 05:03 PM

:x

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 05:04 PM

:lol :eek

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 05:05 PM

i ahve to go to work now bye!

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 05:06 PM

MM, you're emulating Hickman not LiquidStatik. :eek

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 564807)
i have sex with three of thoise picturs guess whcih

The boat, the school table, and the ice sculpture. You have an inanimate object fetish.

MetalMilitia Jun 29th, 2008 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 564812)
MM, you're emulating Hickman not LiquidStatik. :eek

I wouldn't know - I blocked him ages ago :eek :x

Kitsa Jun 29th, 2008 05:13 PM

Pub Lover always be hatin'. And always be quotin'.

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 05:15 PM

Ignore me too! :D

Please. :(

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 564814)
Pub Lover always be hatin'. And always be quotin'.

Did someone invent a meaning for hate they didn't tell me about?

As for the quoting; YOU CAN SHUT YOUR FACE ALREADY, IT'S AN EASE OF COMPREHENSION ISSUE, FAGGOTBRAIN.

Kitsa Jun 29th, 2008 05:19 PM

*huggles*

MattJack Jun 29th, 2008 05:37 PM

MM I bought Company of Heroes because you recommended it

Ive been playing the shit out of it and fu*kin luv it.

thnx bruh

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 05:37 PM

;)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 564819)
I demand this faggotry to stop!

CURSE YOU, INTERNET PEOPLE! CURSE YOUR UNCEASING FAGGOTRY! CURSE YOUR NOT AGREEING WITH MY OPINION!

MetalMilitia Jun 29th, 2008 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 564820)
MM I bought Company of Heroes because you recommended it

Ive been playing the shit out of it and fu*kin luv it.

thnx bruh

Yeah it's an awesome game. I basically ruined my second year of uni because I was so addicted to playing co-op skirmishes with my then housemate.
:(

MattJack Jun 29th, 2008 05:46 PM

I have neglected all my friends for the last 3 days because my buddy and I picked it up. Kinda turned into a shut in for the weekend :(

My fav team is the Brits so far.

MetalMilitia Jun 29th, 2008 05:55 PM

The Brits are great once you get dug in but I've lost so many times just because I wasn't able to get my defences up quickly enough, the troops are really expensive too so you have to be a bit careful how you use them.

I like playing as the Germans from the original game best as within about 2 minutes you can have the whole map covered with MG42s killzones and Stug tanks. They have the best artillery too with V2 rockets, fire-storms and such.

MattJack Jun 29th, 2008 06:10 PM

With the Brits it seems like you have to pay a little bit more attention to your squads, but they are so versatile. Plus if you are playing annihilation you can just camp so easily after about the first 3rd of the game. A well placed 17 Pounder really hurts the Germans' feelings I've come to find.

The Germans have ridiculous tanks at end game though :(

And fuck the motorbikes that annoy the piss out of you the whole game.

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 07:24 PM

What is it that makes me just a little bit queasy?

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 07:25 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 08:22 PM

There's a breeze that makes my breathing not so easy

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 08:28 PM

I've had my lungs checked out with X rays

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 08:32 PM

I've smelled the hospital hallways

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 08:37 PM

Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 08:45 PM

Someday I'll wear pyjamas in the daytime

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 08:50 PM

Times when the day is like a play by Sartre

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 08:58 PM

When it seems a bookburning's in perfect order

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 09:06 PM

I gave the doctor my description

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 09:11 PM

I've tried to stick to my prescription

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 09:14 PM

Maybe if I could do a play-by-playback

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 09:18 PM

I could change the test results that I will get back

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 09:20 PM

I've watched the summer evenings pass by

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 09:22 PM

I've heard the rattle in my bronchi...

ElPila666 Jun 29th, 2008 09:23 PM

:hypno

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 09:24 PM

Afternoons will be measured out

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 09:25 PM

Measured out, measured with

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 09:25 PM

Coffeespoons and T.S. Eliot

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 564847)
:hypno

Really? If you're not being serious, then don't do it.

Also, Hello El Pila.

ElPila666 Jun 29th, 2008 09:28 PM

Sorry pubs, i felt that i ruined your serious post stuff :(

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 09:32 PM

Haha @ Pub's serious thread stuff.

You're forgiven, Sir.

Now, how are you doing?

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 09:32 PM

are you as sad of a guy as you let on elpila :(

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 564848)
This thread had entirely to few titties.

:boob :boob

ElPila666 Jun 29th, 2008 09:34 PM

Not much it's sunday so i been sleeping all day long

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 09:39 PM

SPARK UP AND JOIN THE PARTY!


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