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Pub Lover Jul 3rd, 2008 09:34 PM


executioneer Jul 3rd, 2008 09:36 PM

pub what does RE stand for in this case

Pub Lover Jul 3rd, 2008 09:47 PM

Resident Evil?

executioneer Jul 3rd, 2008 09:48 PM

no it doesnt, wth

executioneer Jul 3rd, 2008 09:50 PM

is it religious education

Pub Lover Jul 3rd, 2008 09:56 PM

It was Religious Education. At the Catholic school I went to before that place it was where we learned about Jesus. However, this was a mainstream Secondary school so it was really more "don't be an intolerent bigot" class, with the idea that if we learned about Boodah, Mahammid & Shiva we'd be less inclined to call Sikhs a derogatary name and be stabbed by their ceremonial daggers.

Tadao Jul 3rd, 2008 10:28 PM

Hey Pub, you know how you put the shark shirt on me? Can you reverse this and have her pinching her nipples?


Tadao Jul 3rd, 2008 10:40 PM


Pub Lover Jul 3rd, 2008 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 565818)
Hey Pub, you know how you put the shark shirt on me? Can you reverse this and have her pinching her nipples?

Do your own leg work, and ask her. :rolleyes


On a related note; GW! Before you get blown to bits in a 4th of July related firework mishap, be sure to email those nudes of yourself. :orgasm

Shyandquietguy Jul 3rd, 2008 11:23 PM

Why can't the world see ME for who I am? I am soul! I am black! I am G.A.N.G.S.T.A.!! I need a woman who'll stay with me yo', a real woman, a REAL woman if you know what I mean. There ain't no women here. Anywhere, the internet is just full of fat bitches and fat snitches yo'.

Esuohlim Jul 4th, 2008 12:33 AM

Is that liquid in ElPila's avatar? :x

Esuohlim Jul 4th, 2008 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 565818)
Hey Pub, you know how you put the shark shirt on me? Can you reverse this and have her pinching her nipples?

That's a girl?

She looks kinda like Emu :(

Tadao Jul 4th, 2008 12:44 AM

She's all woman!

ElPila666 Jul 4th, 2008 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 565835)
Is that liquid in ElPila's avatar? :x

Liquidstatic's tune made me had a nice hip on my heroin trip. Today i'm little bit sad cause my lil bro was kicked out from school for bulyling his teacher
:(
http://www.clarin.com/diario/2008/07...m-01706687.htm

ElPila666 Jul 4th, 2008 01:31 AM

americans please release this guy, he learned his lesson, i swear he ain't gonna sold cocaine never again

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=mwbglgcBgmE

:tear

liquidstatik Jul 4th, 2008 02:30 AM

YES MIHLOUSE THAT IS ME LIKEA LITTLE OVER LAST YEAR D:


& THANK YOU ELIPPIA666 DID YOU LIKE IT? :X

ElPila666 Jul 4th, 2008 05:59 AM

Yeah, it sounds like Mr Tinkertrain's intro ;D

:ozzyrulz

HickMan Jul 4th, 2008 07:22 AM

Guys I did the downtown bar crawl last night and had to go to 15 bars :x

I did it! And now I have to march in a parade! :x

Tadao Jul 4th, 2008 08:53 PM


Guitar Woman Jul 4th, 2008 09:13 PM

hey, thanks for that

Asila Jul 4th, 2008 10:01 PM

Haunting!

MetalMilitia Jul 4th, 2008 10:13 PM

He's a wise man and the cat is baby jesus.


Am I right?

Chojin Jul 4th, 2008 11:38 PM

we're going on vacation for a week bai

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 4th, 2008 11:41 PM

Someplace nice?

Tadao Jul 5th, 2008 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 565902)
He's a wise man and the cat is baby jesus.


Am I right?

Someone on another forum said the exact same thing.

liquidstatik Jul 5th, 2008 12:47 AM

:eek

HickMan Jul 5th, 2008 01:17 AM

:fight

liquidstatik Jul 5th, 2008 01:35 AM

:dodge

Fathom Zero Jul 5th, 2008 01:50 AM

:counter

Fathom Zero Jul 5th, 2008 02:34 AM

Scum sucking depravity debauched
Anal fuck-fest, thrill olympics
Savage scourge supply and sanctify
So what? So what?

Esuohlim Jul 5th, 2008 02:42 AM

Happy birthday america btw :ROLLEYES

Esuohlim Jul 5th, 2008 02:48 AM

The breakroom at work has a stack of WORLD magazines and holy shit are they the gayest thing I've ever read

Fathom Zero Jul 5th, 2008 02:48 AM

http://www.ipdb.org/

Esuohlim Jul 5th, 2008 02:49 AM

It's like they can't even include a toothpaste ad unless it mentions how great God is

liquidstatik Jul 5th, 2008 03:01 AM

:lol

Esuohlim Jul 5th, 2008 03:29 AM

Goddamnit isn't it like 10:00am Sunday in New Zealand? Why isn't Pub Lover drunk and posting in this thread? >:

Esuohlim Jul 5th, 2008 03:33 AM

I just looked it up it's 7:30pm there :(

I never actually bothered to find that out before. That's 16 hours from now :x

Esuohlim Jul 5th, 2008 03:34 AM

Hey jerk in Hawaii it's still 9:30pm Friday why don't you fucking wait up a little bit? >:

Esuohlim Jul 5th, 2008 03:36 AM

I bet you were all "Yeah that 9/12 was sure a sad day for America :rolleyes"

I am so angry at the international date line right now, arrrgghhh

Guitar Woman Jul 5th, 2008 04:12 AM

I'm bored, you fuckers, post something

At this point I'd just get shitfaced but this house is dry as the fucking Kalamari

Esuohlim Jul 5th, 2008 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 565943)
this house is dry as the fucking Kalamari

I'm quoting this before you edit it to what you meant to say

Guitar Woman Jul 5th, 2008 04:18 AM

that's a desert, right?

Guitar Woman Jul 5th, 2008 04:18 AM

did I spell it the squid way?

Ok, it's as dry as a squid in that desert that is spelled in a similar fashion.

Esuohlim Jul 5th, 2008 04:19 AM

You should have said "Sahara" that one is hard to fuck up

Esuohlim Jul 5th, 2008 04:22 AM

Or maybe added in that you went to a nice restaurant and were dissatisfied with the meal, in which case a use of the :posh emoticon would have made moot this embarrassing situation you've created

Fathom Zero Jul 5th, 2008 04:57 AM

ROCK TO NEVER NEVER LAND

Tadao Jul 5th, 2008 11:49 AM

I'm lvl 58, I can go to Outland now Woohoo!

HickMan Jul 5th, 2008 02:48 PM

I was in a 4th of July parade yesterday and threw a Now n' Later at an old lady's eye :thrownownlater

ElPila666 Jul 5th, 2008 04:01 PM

man that sounds funny, i wish i could celebrate 4th of july someday :(

liquidstatik Jul 5th, 2008 04:05 PM

ELI YOUR AVATAR MAKES ME WANT TO BARFsd

ElPila666 Jul 5th, 2008 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 565935)
Goddamnit isn't it like 10:00am Sunday in New Zealand? Why isn't Pub Lover drunk and posting in this thread? >:

:pagebrak

ElPila666 Jul 5th, 2008 04:15 PM


wobzire Jul 5th, 2008 04:20 PM

Will someone look this up for me; is today the longest day EVER that has EVER HAPPEND EVER?

Tadao Jul 5th, 2008 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 565972)
Will someone look this up for me; is today the longest day EVER that has EVER HAPPEND EVER?

Why? Did superman slow down the rotation of the arth?

wobzire Jul 5th, 2008 04:32 PM

No. well maybe. I'm at work. ON A WEEKEND.

Guitar Woman Jul 5th, 2008 04:32 PM

liquid you are going to have to live with it, just like I did >:

Tadao Jul 5th, 2008 04:43 PM



wobzire Jul 5th, 2008 04:46 PM

I refuse to believe what I am seeing.

wobzire Jul 5th, 2008 04:49 PM

Just plain refuse.

Guitar Woman Jul 5th, 2008 04:49 PM

A mosaic of horrors

Guitar Woman Jul 5th, 2008 04:50 PM

I think Kitty Genovese was pretty. I find it creepy that I'm attracted to a dead person.

wobzire Jul 5th, 2008 04:51 PM

I have seen graphic crime scene photos that have upset me less. Lots. Like Lots lots.

wobzire Jul 5th, 2008 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 565982)
I think Kitty Genovese was pretty. I find it creepy that I'm attracted to a dead person.

That reminds me of some graphic crime scene photos. As does everything.

Guitar Woman Jul 5th, 2008 04:56 PM


Guitar Woman Jul 5th, 2008 05:03 PM


Guitar Woman Jul 5th, 2008 05:04 PM

yeah, the original one is definitely horrifyinger.

liquidstatik Jul 5th, 2008 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 565977)


lol we're sexxin :x

liquidstatik Jul 5th, 2008 05:15 PM



I still can't take good pictures ;_;

Guitar Woman Jul 5th, 2008 05:22 PM

nobody looks good in internet pictures

see any picture I've ever posted of myself :<

liquidstatik Jul 5th, 2008 05:24 PM

no dude i'm hot i just dont' smile or anything so they always look dumb :x

Guitar Woman Jul 5th, 2008 05:26 PM

I'm hot too :(

liquidstatik Jul 5th, 2008 05:26 PM

W/E

Guitar Woman Jul 5th, 2008 05:27 PM

I like to think I am, anyway

liquidstatik Jul 5th, 2008 05:28 PM

as does pub :x

liquidstatik Jul 5th, 2008 05:32 PM

Jennette McCurdy is like the hottest person on TV right now :x

Guitar Woman Jul 5th, 2008 05:34 PM

Quote:

(born on June 26, 1992)
>:

wobzire Jul 5th, 2008 05:35 PM

I am now officially working overtime ON THE WEEKEND, for those of you keeping score at home.

Guitar Woman Jul 5th, 2008 05:36 PM

WHAT WILL BECOME OF OUR HERO

TUNE IN NEXT TIME

liquidstatik Jul 5th, 2008 05:36 PM

She's legal in some places :eek

liquidstatik Jul 5th, 2008 05:37 PM

and even if she wasn't she's too hot to pass up no doubt :x

wobzire Jul 5th, 2008 05:39 PM

weren't you just saying that dead girl is hot guitar woman?

wobzire Jul 5th, 2008 05:39 PM

why am I standing up for a pedophile?

Guitar Woman Jul 5th, 2008 05:41 PM

I never said she was hot, there's a difference :<

wobzire Jul 5th, 2008 05:42 PM

Crime scene photos don't lie.

Tadao Jul 5th, 2008 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 565989)


I still can't take good pictures ;_;

Dude, your not a pedophile if your till 12.

Guitar Woman Jul 5th, 2008 05:50 PM




:(

wobzire Jul 5th, 2008 05:52 PM

Ok ok you're NOT a pedophile and that dead broad IS hot!

Guitar Woman Jul 5th, 2008 06:02 PM

Tadao that hamster pic made me laugh in a way that caused my heart to beat abnormally

you almost killed me, I hope you're proud of yourself

Fathom Zero Jul 5th, 2008 06:13 PM



SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS. ;<

Tadao Jul 5th, 2008 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 566013)
Tadao that hamster pic made me laugh in a way that caused my heart to beat abnormally

you almost killed me, I hope you're proud of yourself

Hopefully it will cheer her up a little. When things suck the are no words that help really. I was going to tell her a story, but that's not really helpful I find.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 5th, 2008 07:35 PM

I'm watching Sledge Hammer season 1. This show is out of control. In the first 5 minutes of the pilot he's getting shot at by a sniper, so he rocket launchers the building the sniper is on.

Guitar Woman Jul 5th, 2008 07:58 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5vW9rZziBw&NR=1


lol

Esuohlim Jul 5th, 2008 08:35 PM

I'm hot :]

Esuohlim Jul 5th, 2008 08:36 PM

Sorry I didn't know you weren't still talking about that but I was distracted by a mirror

Esuohlim Jul 5th, 2008 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 566001)
She's legal in some places :eek

Move to Yemen dude you can bang some 9-year-olds there

Tadao Jul 5th, 2008 09:28 PM

He means in some places on her body.

liquidstatik Jul 5th, 2008 10:22 PM

yeah w/e you guys know she's hot an dP.S. TADAO I'M 20, JERK

liquidstatik Jul 5th, 2008 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 566040)



I don't think she is going to fall for you poorly laid trap.


:lol

Tadao Jul 5th, 2008 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dj bastard (Post 566047)
who the fuck cares what you think dick. I dont give a shit what anyone here thinks, i already worked hard for mine dude.

Idiot fell into my trap :/

liquidstatik Jul 5th, 2008 10:36 PM

HE GETS HIS DUDE, YOU SHULD RESPECT THAT


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