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HickMan Jul 24th, 2008 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 570608)
:/

;o

:pagebrak

MattJack Jul 24th, 2008 09:01 PM

fu*k you MM Company of Heroes makes the Germans so OP that it's riDICKulous

FU*K THI* GAM*

HickMan Jul 25th, 2008 04:09 AM

D*MN RIGHT

HickMan Jul 25th, 2008 04:35 AM


MetalMilitia Jul 25th, 2008 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 570613)
fu*k you MM Company of Heroes makes the Germans so OP that it's riDICKulous

FU*K THI* GAM*

YOU'RE WRONG! HITLER AGREES WITH ME

MarioRPG Jul 25th, 2008 09:55 AM

Guys I'm back to this topic temporarily why the F*ck are we censor*ng

bigtimecow Jul 25th, 2008 10:01 AM

f*ck you b*tch references? :(

MattJack Jul 25th, 2008 10:17 AM

hahaha I love these Hitler movie things.

But srsly, fu*k the germa*s.

The censorsh*p thing is so the FCC won't f*ne me

bigtimecow Jul 25th, 2008 10:19 AM

MattJack, i just wanna say that your loveline posts are most wonderful

MattJack Jul 25th, 2008 11:52 AM

I'm jus tryn to help out the fellas

HickMan Jul 25th, 2008 07:31 PM

h*f*ve

MarioRPG Jul 25th, 2008 07:51 PM

F*ck the FC*.

Kitsa Jul 25th, 2008 07:53 PM

I'm a little disturbed. I just saw the neighbor kid go past in a bikini and rollerskates and the first thing I thought of was liquidstatik :(

Pub Lover Jul 25th, 2008 07:56 PM

A little disturbed is right. When you start reaching for your camera you know you've got a problem.

Tadao Jul 25th, 2008 08:14 PM

Still waiting for Kybo to be funny.

liquidstatik Jul 25th, 2008 10:26 PM

I hope you did get your camera :eek

Esuohlim Jul 26th, 2008 02:07 AM

DON'T EAT TOO MANY SUNCHIPS IN ONE SITTING GUYS I SCRAPED UP MY MOUTH PRETTY BAD :(

OK SEE YA TOMORROW

Pub Lover Jul 26th, 2008 02:16 AM

HEY, THEY HAVE SUNCHIPS HERE, BUT WE CALL THEM 'GRAINWAVES' AND THEY SCRAPE MY MOUTH TOO :D

MY FAVOURITE IS THE SWEET CHILLI FLAVOUR, BUT I LIKE THE HONEY MUSTARD TOO

THESE ARE THE ONLY FLAVOURS HOWEVER

Pub Lover Jul 26th, 2008 02:18 AM

SEE WE HAVE CHOICE IN THE COMMIE-LANDS! >:

Pub Lover Jul 26th, 2008 02:18 AM

I ONLY HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE THREE WEEKS

Pub Lover Jul 26th, 2008 02:20 AM

AND THEY HAPPEN TO COST ME SIXTY TRILLION ZIMBABWE DOLLARS, BUT I GET A CHOICE OF TWO FLAVOURS OF CHIPS, DAMMIT

Fathom Zero Jul 26th, 2008 02:23 AM

Chips aren't made of grain, goddamnit.

Fathom Zero Jul 26th, 2008 02:24 AM

I've got teeth like David Bowie. :eek

Pub Lover Jul 26th, 2008 02:27 AM

I DON'T EVEN CALL THEM CHIPS, I SAY CRISPS. :x

Pub Lover Jul 26th, 2008 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 570812)
I've got teeth like David Bowie. :eek

BEFORE OR AFTER HE HAD THEM FIXED?

Fathom Zero Jul 26th, 2008 02:35 AM

Whatever they looked like during the seventies.

Fathom Zero Jul 26th, 2008 02:35 AM

THE SHARP KIND

Pub Lover Jul 26th, 2008 02:36 AM


Pub Lover Jul 26th, 2008 02:41 AM

If I had some self-confidence today I would show you how fucked up my teeth are, and maybe you would feel better.

But today I think I am scum and should die, so no Shitty Pub Teeth.

Fathom Zero Jul 26th, 2008 02:43 AM

My teeth are in good condition, just sharp and yellow.

Pub Lover Jul 26th, 2008 02:48 AM

We have a differing opinion on what constitutes 'good condition' it would appear.

Fathom Zero Jul 26th, 2008 02:50 AM

Healthy, not soft or full of holes. They're not really crooked, either.

I had one cavity when I was ten.

wobzire Jul 26th, 2008 09:21 AM

GUESS WHERE I AM???

HickMan Jul 26th, 2008 09:27 AM

do tell

wobzire Jul 26th, 2008 09:34 AM

I'm at work.


wheeeeee

Shrubfest Jul 26th, 2008 10:25 AM

Wow. Wobzire's at work. SHOCK!

:D

executioneer Jul 26th, 2008 02:36 PM

yeah who isnt :rolleyes

Esuohlim Jul 26th, 2008 02:40 PM

ME :eek

I TOOK TODAY OFF SO I COULD GO TO A FAMILY REUNION :groan

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 26th, 2008 02:44 PM

This is my first day back at week since last saturday. I can't wait for tomorrow so I have another day off.

liquidstatik Jul 26th, 2008 02:44 PM

ME :eek

I TOOK TODAY OFF ALONG WITH 4 MORE DAYS BECAUSE I SUCK AT MY JOB :cry

HickMan Jul 26th, 2008 03:14 PM

ME :eek

I TOOK THE NEXT 16 DAYS OFF TO ENJOY MYSELF BEFORE BASIC TRAINING

MattJack Jul 26th, 2008 03:31 PM

I got the weekends off :9to5tryintomakealivin

Tadao Jul 26th, 2008 03:33 PM

Basic training? Who's gonna watch your ho's?

HickMan Jul 26th, 2008 03:51 PM

Dey bes' watch demselves cuz when I get back I be in full force :yaherd

HickMan Jul 26th, 2008 03:51 PM


Fathom Zero Jul 26th, 2008 03:56 PM

I never EVER get nose bleeds. This is a bad omen.

wobzire Jul 26th, 2008 04:07 PM

I just got a nosebleed too for the first time in years! Insane.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 26th, 2008 04:25 PM

A Blood Omen.

MarioRPG Jul 26th, 2008 04:44 PM

I lol-ed

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 26th, 2008 10:26 PM

There's going to be a Solar Eclipse on Fri 8/1/08 at sunrise. Northern half of Maine and parts of Canada will be able to see it.

MetalMilitia Jul 26th, 2008 10:40 PM

eclipses are gay

HickMan Jul 27th, 2008 01:03 AM

NIGGAS GONNA TAKE MY LIFE

NIGGAS WANNA FUCK MY WIFE

HickMan Jul 27th, 2008 01:06 AM

IT'S MY LIFE

THAT'S MY WIFE I PAID FOR DAM TITTIES

Tadao Jul 27th, 2008 01:58 AM

Can you sign your bitches over to us in case you don't come back? I'd like the asian on please. I'll keep her clean for you upon your return.

liquidstatik Jul 27th, 2008 02:00 AM

I'll take a black one :eek

HickMan Jul 27th, 2008 10:13 AM

I don't have a black one :eek

liquidstatik Jul 27th, 2008 12:02 PM

get one :(

Shrubfest Jul 27th, 2008 12:10 PM

I have a problem.

Stop drinking and have tea, or steal the bf's beers and be more tipsy?

wobzire Jul 27th, 2008 12:15 PM

If drinking is even an option you Don't have a problem.

Shrubfest Jul 27th, 2008 12:22 PM

OOh....can-tastic then.

Tadao Jul 27th, 2008 02:08 PM

Steal the BF's beer and then blow him. He'll forget all about it.

Shrubfest Jul 27th, 2008 02:34 PM

You miss the point. He's on holiday. He'll forget he had beer without me blowing him. Win-win, I'd say.

Tadao Jul 27th, 2008 02:40 PM

He can thank me by posting pictures.

Tadao Jul 27th, 2008 02:41 PM

Wait, yoursaying your gonna steal his beer and not have to blow him. :sadclownface

HickMan Jul 27th, 2008 02:41 PM

Girls beg to blow me :picklehat

Shrubfest Jul 27th, 2008 02:50 PM

Nice. But its more fun when the guy begs. Gives you a nice sense of power, and a reward for ironing his shirts all week...

Tadao Jul 27th, 2008 03:12 PM

Your reward is washing the stain out of your blouse.

Shrubfest Jul 27th, 2008 03:14 PM

I don't wear blouses! do you think i'm 50?

wobzire Jul 27th, 2008 03:36 PM

maybe?

Tadao Jul 27th, 2008 03:43 PM

53 to be exact.

Tadao Jul 27th, 2008 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 570987)
53 to be exact.


Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2008 03:52 PM

Orientation of image: 1
File change date and time: 2007:08:14 17:45:19
Image description: Teresita Carrazana has been missing going on 12 days and local and state authorities are asking the public to help locate the 53-year-old, police said yesterday. Missing Nutley woman.
She is described as being between 5'3 and 5'4 feet tall, 180 pounds with black hair and an olive complexion.
Software used: Adobe Photoshop CS Macintosh
Person who created the image: Nutley Police Department

Shrubfest Jul 27th, 2008 04:20 PM

Worried.

And marginally upset.

Tadao Jul 27th, 2008 04:48 PM

NO YOUR A NUTLEY

wobzire Jul 27th, 2008 05:47 PM

Hahaha! Nutley.

Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2008 05:51 PM


Tadao Jul 27th, 2008 07:42 PM

Pink Taco time.

Tadao Jul 27th, 2008 08:01 PM


Tadao Jul 27th, 2008 08:35 PM

I'm going to booty camp


HickMan Jul 27th, 2008 11:12 PM

They have bb guns :o

Esuohlim Jul 28th, 2008 01:59 AM

I SHOT CANS WITH A BB GUN YESTERDAY

FOR THE FIRST TIME :tear

I FUCKED THOSE CANS UP

liquidstatik Jul 28th, 2008 02:00 AM

:lol

Esuohlim Jul 28th, 2008 02:03 AM

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT DANNY OR ELSE I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL GRAZE YOUR EAR AFTER SIX OR SEVEN TRIES

liquidstatik Jul 28th, 2008 02:05 AM

:lol when I was a youngsta we used to shoot BB guns at our neighbbors barn aaaaaaalll day :o

Esuohlim Jul 28th, 2008 02:13 AM

WELL I'M NOT A GODDAMN REDNECK LIKE YOU

liquidstatik Jul 28th, 2008 02:23 AM

I TRIED TO THINK OF A COMEBACK BUT I COULDN'T SO YOU SHOULD TALK THESE HIGHER UPS INTO INSTALLING THIS MOD FOR VBULLETIN ;D

liquidstatik Jul 28th, 2008 02:25 AM

I KNOW I CHANGED TOPICS IN THE SAME SENTENCE, SORRY

Tadao Jul 28th, 2008 02:25 AM

DID YOU EVER HIT THE BROAD SIDE LS?

HickMan Jul 28th, 2008 02:36 AM

BROAD SIDE OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT

HickMan Jul 28th, 2008 02:37 AM

<3

liquidstatik Jul 28th, 2008 02:37 AM

FUCK YOU TADAO :FIGHT

HickMan Jul 28th, 2008 02:38 AM

STRAWBERRY MOUNTAIN GANG RULS

liquidstatik Jul 28th, 2008 02:58 AM


Dixie Jul 28th, 2008 03:50 AM

Vintage Psychedelic Baby Jesus hates you.

MattJack Jul 28th, 2008 10:37 AM

i don't have a day off for the next 3 weeks yall

;_;

HickMan Jul 28th, 2008 11:23 AM

15 DAYS LEFT TIL BASIC DUUUDES

MattJack Jul 28th, 2008 12:37 PM

did you join the armies or what?

liquidstatik Jul 28th, 2008 12:37 PM

MATTJACK KEEP UP

MattJack Jul 28th, 2008 12:45 PM

I know he joined the military, but I mean like the AIRFORCE or the MARINES or THE ARMIES or THE NAVIES or whatev

liquidstatik Jul 28th, 2008 12:46 PM

oooooh, i don't even know that ;(


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