Both Miami Vice and VCRs? :eek

Finland is ranked number 1 for 'prosperity' in the world. Australia is 6th and the USA is 9th.

http://www.prosperity.com/rankings.aspx

I miss the days of VHS :(

I left this open for a few hours. I don't remember what I was going to say about it. Oh well. Post Count ++

anybody else get spam in their inbox?

all the freakin' time, with read receipt requests.

HELLO OLD FRIEND

FEET

Yes I have returned...for now. Lenor says hello

FUCK THAT BITCH

FEET

I tried Esuohlim, I tried...

and her feet

SON YOU GOTTA LAY THAT BITCH DOWN AND GIVE HER A GOOD THROAT MASSAGE WITH YOUR DICK + CUM

What's new with you guys

i -mockery you will be my friend for the next week, hooray!

You're welcome

sup niggas

Willie is possibly dead :(

He moved. I think.

What? No way. :(

So yesterday I basically just showed up at a life-drawing class already in progress at the college and started drawing, nobody said shit.

The funny part is that one of the seniors in the class was the same senior that was assisting in my portfolio development class, she recognized me and kept coming over to look at what I was drawing; she particularly liked this one;



and said that it was "SO PRETTY", except when she came over to take a look the only thing that I had drawn so far was the model's lower back and ass, so the moral of the story is that my drawings of women can make a straight girl think another woman's ass is SO PRETTY, which could probably prove to be the greatest superpower ever

Wait a second, there's already a conversation going on in here n/m so back on topic if everybody claps their hands and believes in Willie he'll come back to life :(

FACEBOOK DETECTIVERY helped me find that out.

Willie ain't dead, you twits. :rolleyes

:pagebrak

WILLIE WON'T EVER DIE

He's playing possum.

OPOSSUM

you did really well with the above the neck stuff, grislygus!

Her legs are gross.

feet like werewolf footpads

ugh, hell no

okay you people are losing sight of the superpower I recieved after being bitten by a radioactive bisexual woman who escaped the museum display case she was being housed in and the awesome responsibility that it entails

ugh werewolf feet

After you got praise, did you feel like you didn't need to continue doing a decent job?

:lol

sounds like you're tryin too hard chief why dontcha take a break

ugh, for real

did you give her back rolls?

Let's have another gander.

I think she has a cast on her right calf.

Is that Sarah Palin

WHY ARE MY POSTS NOT BEING POSTED STUPID FUCKING PHONE

if this gets through send a rescue team I AM UNABLE TONM COMMUNICATE

I CAN'T SAY THE JOKE NOW THE TIMING IS RUINED >:>:>:>:

>:

You know what people I really hate? The people who quote the post directly above every fucking time. Why would they do that? Are the stupid? Yes they are.

:( dude we had all of ten minutes

so that's a yes then.

GODDAMN DELAY I'M GOING TO OFFICE SPACE THIS PHONE COPIER STYLE

bullSHIT "yes" i only got to render the legs and head in the last two minutes






which still reflects badly one me because it shows exactly how shitty my time management is :( EVERYONE THAT ISN'T ME CAN GO TO HELL

LOADING

LOADING

CONNECTING

LOADING

"POSTING"










"PLEASE WAIT"

:pagebrak

What is this part here?

That appears to be a buttock :posh

The left one to be precise, along with part of the back.

The shadow from the arm makes it looks weird.

BUT THE MAN DIDN'T HAVE MUCH TIME, GUYS

you shoulda seen the five minute ones :x

Did the model have mud flaps?

She was... slightly masculine.

sexy masculine or fat fratboy (chojin) masculine.

Masculine as in bikers would want to pay her to wrestle "sexy" trailer trash ladies in dive bars, but wouldn't really want her to be the one getting pinned

I think you did a good job, Gus. :)

Something like that.
I am. :(
I wouldn't call the icy southern wind's needle fingers 'nice'. :x
I had to change my identity. :eek

skype bowling is rigged

You talking about mudflaps?

My girls got em :lol

I met her on Monday, now that was a Fun Day

(you know what I mean)

What, your metabolisms never slowed down?

:(

Dammit, now that movie has fucked with my head and I'm completely and utterly depressed. It's only the second movie I've ever wished I could un-watch.

THAT'S IT SAMANTHA. YOU KNEW I WANTED TO HAVE A TEAM BUT MY TEAM WOULD NOT BE COMPLETE WITHOUT WIFFLES; YOU KNOW THAT SHES TOO NICE TO SAY NO TO YOU SO YOU HAD TO GO AND RUIN IT JUST LIKE YOU RUIN EVERYTHING.

I ALSO WANTED GRISLYGUS AS OUR CAMPAIGN MANAGER BECAUSE HE COULD MAKE US COOl POSTERS BUT THAT'S IN THE PAST. THANKS A lOT BRO. JUST YOU AND ME NOW. STARTING AT THIS MOMENT I WILL NO LONGER TOLERATE YOU SITTING PRETTY IN THIS HERE CHAT THREAD CHASING YOUR GOD DARN RAINBOWS AND FOREVER SPOILING THE DREAMS OF LITTLE GIRLS. PREPARE FOR COMBAT, GIRD UP YOUR LOINS AND FULL STEAM AHEAD, IT'S BATTLE TIME!!!!!


AND I HAVE SOME BAR-B-QUE'N TO DO.


MUCH LOVE AND HAPPINESS,
elx
-THE SOON TO BE CLASS PRESIDENT OF I-MOCKERY FORUMS-

YOU'RE SO RIGHT BEAUTIFUL BRILLIANT ELX, YOU DESERVE TO BE CLASS PRESIDENT OF I-MOCKERY FORUMS SO I HEREBY WITHDRAWAL MY CANDIDACY.


ALSO I SMELL TERRIBLE AND I LIKE TO KISS MEN.

aww thanks sam, i'm glad you've come to your senses. i graciously accept this title with the promise that i will not let you all down!

FWIW, I eat less than I did in school, but I still eat pretty much what I want, and my BMI is hovering around 25. For my age, that's pretty good. I could stand to lose about 10 pounds, though. :(

As far as movie mind-rapes go, though, the killer hair is still giving me some wierd thoughts that won't go away easily. :( On the flip side, I convinced my Dad to watch TIST in its entirety, and he admitted that, once he realized it was satire, it was pretty funny.

ONE OPPONENT DOWN NOW THAT SAN IS OUT OF THE WAY AND HAS COME OUT ABOUT HIS HOMOSEXUALITY AND BODY ODOR. I AM ONE STOP CLOSER TO CLOSING THE DOOR ON THIS LANDSLIDE VICTORY FOR SAM, AFTER I CRUSH ELX.

Well it's a shame that San had to pull out, but now that the anti-elx vote is no longer split I think that there will be a surge in Sam popularity.

KISS HER ON THE NAPE OF THE NECK

too late i already accepted my title. better luck in three years, samantha!

That's cute, but my title is much more offical sounding and indicating of the victory I had achieved as Official I-Mockery Class President. Better luck in 3 years, maybe girls will be allowed to vote by then.

I guess it's a tie, and the only way to win a tie is to post pictures of your legs and let the community vote on who has the best.

It's been done this way for generations.

I knew Zhukov only voted for me because I am a sexual object to him

sam has hairy ginger giraffe legs, so i win again

Sam, if I wanted to see your legs I would create some kind of outlandish reason that would make it so you had to show them to me, or else lose this class presidency. :rolleyes:

I have beautiful presidential legs that I use to make this board a better place for everyone.

prove it!

Let's see 'em them.

They are similar to this:



EXCEPT MUCH MORE ERGONOMIC

IS HE HALF DRUM?

hey sam maybe you could be the lunch lady

hey elx maybe you could be the lunchy lady because as a woman it is your job to cook food and thats it

OH AND MAKE BABIES

PUT ON THE BLUE SUIT JACKET

NO MY JOB AS THE PRESIDENT IS JUST TO KISS BABIES AND THEN HAND THEM BACK

just as it should be

SEEE, IT'S ALL A BIG ATTENTION WHORING FOR YOU

I AM IN IT TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE

I AM CONCERNED ABOUT THE ISSUES

Well I guess Sam wins since I see no other competition.

Thank you Zhukov, we all know Tasmanians are political geniuses and I accept the proclamation from my OFFICIAL TASMANIAN DIPLOMAT.

but i showed my legs at least three times to this forum already thank you :(

Shows how good THEY were :rolleyes

THEREFORE I AM MORE TRUSTED AND OPEN AND HONEST

THIS IS ALL THAT MATTERS, SWEETCAKES.

TAKE IT TO THE LUNCH LADY ROOM. >:

I only remember ONCE and that time it wasn't the best view. You have to do it again.