LIKE I'D EVER TAKE MY BUREAUCRATICAL LEGS INTO YOUR ROOM

noo :(

BullSHIT you showed off your legs around these parts. And aren't you underage anyway? That could get Pub and Zhukov beaten and arrested by rogue Australians

ELX DOESN'T CARE ABOUT OUR FOREIGN MEMBERS, WHAT A TERRIBLE PERSON SHE IS.

spoke too soon. RUN, PUB, RUN, THE AUSTRALIAN TITMEN WILL GET TO YOU FIRST BECAUSE THEY HATE YOUR PEOPLE

OK BACK TO THE REAL ISSUE HERE WHICH IS YOU ILLEGALLY IMPERSONATING AN OFFICIAL

Elx just called me a n*gger in PM, I can't believe this, how offensive that she would use such a hateful word.

HEY KIDS: if you're going to get beaten, arrested and raped by any one nationality, avoid the Australians because they will call you "Sheila" and that's embarrassing

Elx is ok here, age wise, and too old in New Zealand.


Have to say though, I'm leaning towards Sam in this one.

yeah well sam is the one that gave my aim address to jonathan clement

You two deserve each other.

At first I thought that was a nasty thing to do, but it seems like Sam had the best of intentions, so I can't really fault him.

I was thinking of the happiness of others the entire time.

SAM

- Cares for international members
- Great legs
- Tries very hard to set up couples


ELX

- No delegation to Tasmania, whose main export is i-mockery posts
- Refuses to show legs (must assume they are bad)
- Spoils Sam's attempts at setting her up romantically.

you're no match maker, you're just a shamless dream stealer, first me, and now tadao! where will it end? are you going to take cheese puffs from wiffles, beer from 10k and pens from grislygus?


A DARK STORM IS APPROACHING THESE BOARDS

AND YOUU MISTER, you're just trying to see my legs BUT UNLIKE SAM i am a PROFESSIONAL

No, my dear friends Wiffles, Bill, and Greasygus will remain in possession of their loved objects.

YOU, HOWEVER, WOULD STEAL GUITAR WOMAN AND FEET FROM SEVEN FORCE AND THAT IS A CRIME. >:

OH GREAT ZHUKOV, NOW ELX IS ACCUSING YOU OF BEING A CHILD MOLESTER/SEXUAL PREDATOR.

SHE'S OBVIOUSLY A GREAT PERSON :rolleyes

Well I never. A few pages ago I would have been one of your leading supporters. It's a shame to see good, decent people fall from grace.

Know that my entire nation is now, sadly, against you politically. :(

YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO UNDERMINE MY POSITION

Sam changed his title? I guess I'd better change mine too, SEEING AS HOW IT'S ONLY REPRESENTATIVE OF HALF OF THE TEAM.

I feel that I won that debate as he has yet to reply to the accusations against him.

ELX has my vote, she can draw.

sam has abandoned his other duties? that shows us his true character. he's only in this for the win.

as class president, i hereby appoint tadao as the future moderator of the philosophy board.
congratulations!

and zomboid, i will work to find you a new unicorn so that your team may be completed once again.

God damnit.

Not much longer until you're dealing with a revolt. Either way, someone's getting over thrown here.

I forget ... which of you is for term limits?

I am torn in my vote now.

ELX:

DRAWS ME AWESOME BIRTHDAY PICTURES OF ME AND MY CAT
IS COLONEL FLAGGS GRANDDAUGHTER
KNOWS POLITICS
AVATAR LOOKS LIKE BELCH FROM EARTHBOUND

SAM:

IS LIKE SUPERMAN MIXED WITH REDMAN
PROMISES TO KEEP ME STOCKED IN BEER THAT I OWN.
CAN MAKE A CORPSE-CHUTE
KNOWS HOW IT GOES

What?! :hypno Is this true?!

FROM THE FUUUTTTTUUUUURRRREEEEE

Sam for the win, sorry ELX

That just hurt your reputation Sam. I can't vote for the retards.

What? Is Babs voting for Sam? Yeah thats not good for Sam. :(

you can't see me

is it just me or does that chick in the "Lovely Bones" banner ad look like Clay Aiken in drag

That is Clay Aiken right?

That does it, I'm voting for elx.

Fuck you, you gimp looking bastard. You don't even count as being a human you god damn C.H.U.D.

Sam still wins.

WHICH ONE OF YOU TWO IS THE CHICK AGAIN?

SHIT...

I vote for GADZOOKS >:

I'm withdrawing my support for Sam for personal reasons that do not in any way reflect negatively on Sam. :(

You bastards.

You'll all rue the day. >:

My neighbor's tv is so loud I can hear the Star Trek TNG theme song playing in my living room.

THIS IS TRUE

Your neighbor's tv is so loud I can hear Star Trek TNG theme song playing in my head.

MY NEIGHBORS TV IS SO LOUD I CAN FEEL THE STAR TREK TNG THEME PLAYING IN MY W*ENER

WILLIE HELLO :)

Your neighbors tv is so loud I can see the Star Trek TNG theme IN YOUR WEINER.

Oh god get away from my bed you sicko.

IM NOT GONNA READ THE BOARDS ANYMORE EXCEPT THIS THREAD OKAY

Then you better block Pub!

i'll do no such thing

also: hi elx

Hay willie, I'm sorry you're dead. :(

Did the Govenah deaded you?

Hi Willard

I have to give a presentation in two hours and I'm afraid I may die from throw ups. Are there any j*rks in hell I should know in advance about? :askwillie

But who will we turn to in our time of need of advice? We are all doomed. :wah






Or will we just have the Willie thread moved here?

pub is an INSTITUTION




ELECTION UPDATE: GRISLYGUS HAS BEEN COMMISSIONED FOR ELECTION ADS ON THE SAM CAMPAIGN, RIVAL ARTISTS MUST BE HIRED FOR THE TADAO AND ELX CAMPAIGNS (RESPECTIVELY) FOR THE POSTER WAR TO BEGIN. ARTISTS MUST NOT VOTE IN ELECTIONS: EXAMPLE, ELX HAS VOTED IN TADAO'S PHILOSOPHY POLL AND IS DISQUALIFIED ACCORDINGLY. WHO WILL CHAMPION THESE CAUSES? IT IS UP TO BOTH CANDIDATES TO SEEK OUT VOLUNTEERS

He ran away from a debate. I don't need a fucking poster.

That's my campaign slogan if anyone wants to make a poster.

ADDITION: IF NEITHER CANDIDATE CAN FIND A CAMPAIGN ARTIST TO REPRESENT THEM THEN IT WILL SUCK FOR THEM AND SAM WILL HAVE WON A DE FACTO MORAL VICTORY

DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER

I guess Sam loses by default them.

YAY ME!

DUDE WE ALREADY WENT THROUGH THIS AND THERE WILL BE NO CAMPAIGN TEAMS


FURTHERMORE TADAO SAM AND I ARENT EVEN RUNNING FOR THE SAME OFFICE???????


PLUS WE ALREADY WON

CHAMPIONS :rock

Should've watched the game in a bar though :(

The atmosphere would've been so much more awesome

Some of us like it rough though. :eek
Oh no! :chatter I mean: Yay! :yum
Also she is not woolly enough.
It is what I do now. :x
It is what I have always done. :x
I was woken in the middle of the night to see this. I should not've rolled over and gone back to sleep!

:wank :wank :orgasm

But to be fair I had just been linked to this: http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/poll....lts&pollid=230

POLLS!? >: >: >:

>:

Since when was there a Jefferson dollar coin? Like, can I buy things with this?

This?

http://www.usmint.gov/mint_programs/$1coin/?flash=yes&action=jefferson

http://www.usmint.gov/mint_programs/$1coin/

"We appreciate your support of the Presidential $1 Coin program. You play an important role in the coin's success, so please spend them. The more $1 Coins that you can help circulate the better, because they last for decades, save our Nation money and are 100% recyclable."

cool beans, bro

Anything that I make and that could laughably be called "art" is vastly inferior crap to anything Gus can do with 5 min, one hand and a massive hangover; but Im willing to step up and give it a try for one of the unrepresented parties. :\

You might have a hard time spending them though. I've never heard of them. Vending machines should take them though.

pagebrak is long over due yo faggotholes.

:pagebrak

I suggest you do it every post then. ;)

Or, you know, you could just post once a page.

I'm saying we see too much of you, T.

You're overexposed.

Just, like, shut up for once?

Is that too much to ask?

Surely, you have something better to do with your time!?

You used to do that thing...

You know what I'm talking about?

The... thing?

What is it called?

Oh, I remember!

The drugs!

You used to be all about the drugs, man.

So why don't you go take some?

...Or a lot.

And we'll still be here if you come back.

I really think that is the best option for you right now.

Good for you, good for us...

A solid plan.

And if you do OD, we'll not find out, so we won't have to feel bad. :)

So off you go, my man.

Go get them drugs.

Get them drugs good.