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Tadao Jan 4th, 2011 04:09 PM

Tadao Jan 4th, 2011 04:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 709637)
for fuck's sake, tadao. come on. >:
:WANK

Colonel Flagg Jan 4th, 2011 04:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 709639)
I'm watching a French zombie movie and I don't know what the hell is going on but I defy you to come up with a better actor's name than Doudou Masta.
It's not better, but I always got a kick out of "Kam Fong" as "Chin Ho" on Hawaii 5-0.

LordSappington Jan 4th, 2011 04:25 PM
Apparently, all the birds have been showing severely damaged lungs and livers.
This is spooky. :rock

Tadao Jan 4th, 2011 04:31 PM
In both states?

executioneer Jan 4th, 2011 04:38 PM
i'm calling industrial pollution

Babs Jan 4th, 2011 04:40 PM
Maybe those birds should get a job that offers health insurance and stop being lazy and dying on the ground.

Tadao Jan 4th, 2011 04:47 PM
I bet M. Knight is behind all this.

LordSappington Jan 4th, 2011 04:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 709667)
In both states?
From what I can tell, yes. And there have been three states now; Louisiana, Arkansas, and Kentucky.
I blame people with different ethnic backgrounds.

Tadao Jan 4th, 2011 05:01 PM
The internet says it's happened before! :eek

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...rld-apart.html

LordSappington Jan 4th, 2011 05:04 PM
Oh, I remember when those birds died here in Austin. That one's irrelevant; it turned out some local was setting out poison for them, since they were roosting on his balcony or something. I was downtown when it happened; everyone was freaking out, and a lot of buildings were cleared out because of the immediate bird flu scare.

Tadao Jan 4th, 2011 05:13 PM
But what about in Australia? :lol

Pub Lover Jan 4th, 2011 05:28 PM
Hundreds of dead snapper have washed up on two Coromandel beaches.

The Ministry of Fisheries says the find was reported on Tuesday afternoon, with the fish bring washed up at Little Bay and Waikawau Bay.

Field operations manager Brendon Mikkelsen says dead fish were seen further out to sea early Tuesday morning, but the sighting was not reported until later in the day.

Many of the fish are missing their eyes, which Mr Mikkelsen says indicates they had been dead in the water for some time.

Pub Lover Jan 4th, 2011 05:28 PM
New Zealand is in Australia, right? :rolleyes

Tadao Jan 4th, 2011 08:45 PM
Mick Karn is deaded. :(

Pub Lover Jan 4th, 2011 10:16 PM
MLE, Jade got prototyped on Becs? :eek

Pub Lover Jan 4th, 2011 10:17 PM
Why is shy crying? :eek

Pub Lover Jan 4th, 2011 10:19 PM
Is it Tavros' fault? :eek

MLE Jan 4th, 2011 10:20 PM
READ UP ON IT. I don't want to spoil it!

Pub Lover Jan 4th, 2011 10:33 PM

MLE Jan 4th, 2011 11:30 PM

Zhukov Jan 5th, 2011 12:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 709692)
New Zealand is in Australia, right? :rolleyes
When the end times come we'll have to band together as one nation to keep out invaders looking for our crops.

elx Jan 5th, 2011 12:51 AM
in the winter birds are migrating in seasonal packs of hundreds and sometimes thousands, then when some ass sets off huge fireworks (new years eve) it shoots up directly where the birds are and causes the pack to panic, while the birds are freaking out they're flying 40mph right into one another over and over again. the ones that are injured badly enough fall to their deaths.

Fathom Zero Jan 5th, 2011 04:16 AM
http://thehairpin.com/2011/01/women-...ne-with-salad/

Tadao Jan 5th, 2011 11:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by elx (Post 709733)
in the winter birds are migrating in seasonal packs of hundreds and sometimes thousands, then when some ass sets off huge fireworks (new years eve) it shoots up directly where the birds are and causes the pack to panic, while the birds are freaking out they're flying 40mph right into one another over and over again. the ones that are injured badly enough fall to their deaths.
You would think that this would have happened before. That's why I think that is total bullshit.

LordSappington Jan 5th, 2011 12:26 PM
Not only that, but most birds, especially crows which have the highest death rate seen, don't fly at night.
That also doesn't explain the clotting in their lungs and livers. Maybe it would for a few birds, but for ALL of them?

Babs Jan 5th, 2011 03:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 709742)
Nothing beats happy black woman shopping.

Pub Lover Jan 5th, 2011 03:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 709655)
..

executioneer Jan 5th, 2011 03:32 PM
the dead birds are from the terrorists, i have proof

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/20...n-light-birds/#

Kitsa Jan 5th, 2011 03:34 PM
It's so fun to explain that picture to random people behind me.

Fathom Zero Jan 5th, 2011 03:56 PM
It's even more fun explaining that picture to your mother and her family on Christmas break.

Colonel Flagg Jan 5th, 2011 04:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by elx (Post 709733)
in the winter birds are migrating in seasonal packs of hundreds and sometimes thousands, then when some ass sets off huge fireworks (new years eve) it shoots up directly where the birds are and causes the pack to panic, while the birds are freaking out they're flying 40mph right into one another over and over again. the ones that are injured badly enough fall to their deaths.
elx believes the scientific explanation ...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 709756)
You would think that this would have happened before. That's why I think that is total bullshit.
and Tadao calls bullshit, which is the "official" position

Quote:
Originally Posted by AP
Still, officials acknowledge it's unlikely they'll ever pinpoint a cause with certainty.
while some are hiding in their bomb shelter (you know who you are).

Quote:
Originally Posted by Beebe, AR police Capt. Eddie Cullum
For all the doomsdayers, that was definitely the end of the world.

Pub Lover Jan 5th, 2011 04:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 709773)
It's so fun to explain that picture to random people behind me.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 709775)
It's even more fun explaining that picture to your mother and her family on Christmas break.
It is my new favourite missed brak image. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 5th, 2011 04:27 PM

This guy is crying in his cornflakes. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 5th, 2011 05:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 709776)
I'm confused where I am. There are drums beating, but for all I know those are heavy mallets being swung at my stretched-out ball sack. I have a nasty lump on my head, and someone sewed a vagina to my inner thigh. What I'd really like to know, though is

WHO PUT THE BOP IN THE BOP-SHOO-BOP-SHOO BOP?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 709781)
:tear
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 709754)
This is embarrassing.
He wants his name to no longer be associated with idiocy or to become synonymous with it?

Tadao Jan 5th, 2011 05:07 PM
THREAD BACKUPS!

But seriously folks, lots of dead birds in the street are kinda serious. Whilst I would love to believe that fireworks can startle or even suck the air out of the surrounding atmosphere and cause lung damage with the added trauma that goes along with it, I am more likely to believe that the weather caused the air to thin very rapidly and suffocated the birds before they could find an better air stream thingy.

Colonel Flagg Jan 5th, 2011 08:33 PM
SCIENCE!

elx Jan 5th, 2011 08:35 PM
ARE YOU GUYS TROLLING ME AGAIN BECAUSE I CANT TELL IF YOU GUYS ARE REALLY STUPID OR JUST PRETENDING TO BE STUPID THIS TIME.


I GOT MY INFORMATION FROM PBS AND AM THEREFORE GOLDEN THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/...-die-offs.html

elx Jan 5th, 2011 08:39 PM
YOU SEE, THE PROBLEM YOU GUYS HAVE IS THAT YOU ARE ALL PRESUMING THAT THIS IS SOMEHOW RARE, SPECIAL OR EERIE, WHEN IT IS ACTUALLY QUITE COMMON. YOU CAN CONFIRM THIS WITH A QUICK GOOGLE SEARCH. ESPECIALLY THE FISH ONE, THAT HAPPENS LIKE EVERYWHERE THERE IS WATER SINCE THE FOODCHAIN IN THOSE ENVIRONMENTS IS SO ISOLATED.

Esuohlim Jan 5th, 2011 08:54 PM
No we're just dumb. GET OVER IT. FCKH8.COM

Wiffles Jan 5th, 2011 09:10 PM
maybe it was red tide. =>

Pub Lover Jan 5th, 2011 09:45 PM
..

Colonel Flagg Jan 5th, 2011 09:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by elx (Post 709795)
YOU SEE, THE PROBLEM YOU GUYS HAVE IS THAT YOU ARE ALL PRESUMING THAT THIS IS SOMEHOW RARE, SPECIAL OR EERIE, WHEN IT IS ACTUALLY QUITE COMMON. YOU CAN CONFIRM THIS WITH A QUICK GOOGLE SEARCH. ESPECIALLY THE FISH ONE, THAT HAPPENS LIKE EVERYWHERE THERE IS WATER SINCE THE FOODCHAIN IN THOSE ENVIRONMENTS IS SO ISOLATED.
Are you bucking to be the next Coolinator, or are you just experiencing seasonal affective disorder? Just sayin'.

Pub Lover Jan 5th, 2011 10:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 709531)
Is the power of i-mockery one where you mention Max Burbanks and he posts? That's a pretty cool power.
Yes, but when he turns up you have to buy him dinner. :eek
Quote:
Originally Posted by mburbank (Post 709786)
Zhukov mentioned my name

Tadao Jan 5th, 2011 10:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by elx (Post 709794)
ARE YOU GUYS TROLLING ME AGAIN BECAUSE I CANT TELL IF YOU GUYS ARE REALLY STUPID OR JUST PRETENDING TO BE STUPID THIS TIME.


I GOT MY INFORMATION FROM PBS AND AM THEREFORE GOLDEN THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/...-die-offs.html
Quote:
Originally Posted by elx (Post 709795)
YOU SEE, THE PROBLEM YOU GUYS HAVE IS THAT YOU ARE ALL PRESUMING THAT THIS IS SOMEHOW RARE, SPECIAL OR EERIE, WHEN IT IS ACTUALLY QUITE COMMON. YOU CAN CONFIRM THIS WITH A QUICK GOOGLE SEARCH. ESPECIALLY THE FISH ONE, THAT HAPPENS LIKE EVERYWHERE THERE IS WATER SINCE THE FOODCHAIN IN THOSE ENVIRONMENTS IS SO ISOLATED.

"16 cases in the last 20 years of large numbers of blackbirds dying in contained areas."

Yeah this is a clear case of NOTHING HERE TO SEE MOVE ALNONG AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING, NO IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE FIREWORKS, YEP I KNOW THAT 3 DAYS LATER MORE FELL IN TEXAS AND THE RATIO OF MASS BIRD FALLING FOR THE YEAR HAS INCREASED 350 PERCENT IN 3 DAYS BUT JUST GO AHEAD AND DON'T BOTHER CAUSE WE HAVE IT ALL UNDER CONTROL, AND BY UNDER CONTROL I MEAN THAT WE ARE JUST GOING TO IGNORE IT.

How could I have been so ignorant.

Colonel Flagg Jan 5th, 2011 10:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mburbank (Post 709786)
Zhukov mentioned my name
Max, it was nice to see you confirm your continued existence above the ground and below the sky, if only for a little while. Don't be a stranger.

Tadao Jan 5th, 2011 10:34 PM
Also, when in history has 5000 birds died because of a fireworks display. :rolleyes

Colonel Flagg Jan 5th, 2011 10:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 709809)
How could I have been so ignorant.
You're over 40 - which should answer your question. :suicide

Colonel Flagg Jan 5th, 2011 10:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 709811)
Also, when in history has 5000 birds died because of a fireworks display. :rolleyes
Wait for it ....

LordSappington Jan 6th, 2011 01:26 AM
HAARP! HAARP, YOU GUYS! JESUS CHRIST SHEEPLE!

Esuohlim Jan 6th, 2011 01:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 709820)
HAARP! HAARP, YOU GUYS! JESUS CHRIST SHEEPLE!
HAARP! HAARP! TOOT! TOOT! :lol

Chojin Jan 6th, 2011 01:30 AM
tadao i never knew you were such an avianphile

who gives a fuck about dead birds

not i

Esuohlim Jan 6th, 2011 01:31 AM
i think all animals should be dead

executioneer Jan 6th, 2011 01:32 AM
guys shut the fuck up nobody gives a shit about birds

LordSappington Jan 6th, 2011 01:37 AM
Hey man, I give so many shits about birds.
Girls eat that up, right? Guys who like dumb little useless animals?

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2011 02:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 709822)
who gives a fuck about dead birds
I like to start the year with a good & pointless meme.

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2011 02:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 709823)
i think all animals should be dead
I wanted all animals dead before you wanted them all dead. >:

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2011 02:07 AM
I am the most nihilist of the hipsters. :eek

Esuohlim Jan 6th, 2011 02:27 AM
Is being a nihilist still considered "hipster" even if you don't necessary want to be a nihilist :(

Tadao Jan 6th, 2011 03:21 AM
New Zealand may be the first in time, but they are the last in fads.

AND I HOPE YOU ALL HEY SOME DEAD NIRD RELATED DISEASES YOU ANIMAL HATERS

Zhukov Jan 6th, 2011 03:34 AM

Esuohlim Jan 6th, 2011 03:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 709832)
AND I HOPE YOU ALL HEY SOME DEAD NIRD RELATED DISEASES YOU ANIMAL HATERS
ARE THOSE FIGHTIN' WORDS

A COUPLE OF THOSE AREN'T ANY WORDS >:

[img - deadgerbil.jpg]

executioneer Jan 6th, 2011 03:46 AM
omg maybe the dead birds diseases are really ZOMBIE DISEASES look out :eek

elx Jan 6th, 2011 05:49 AM
i love you guys :)

MLE Jan 6th, 2011 09:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 709827)
I like to start the year with a good & pointless meme.
I suppose that's what nature said this year too.

Chojin Jan 6th, 2011 11:36 AM
emily why do you have an advertisement for mspa in your sig

you soulless corporate dittohead

Tadao Jan 6th, 2011 11:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 709835)
ARE THOSE FIGHTIN' WORDS

A COUPLE OF THOSE AREN'T ANY WORDS >:

[img - deadgerbil.jpg]
OGH SHIT! I MON EVEN THINK IRG TYPED THABRAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINSSSS

Tadao Jan 6th, 2011 11:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 709833)
Well you don't have to be crazy to post here, but it certainly helps!
:lol

Tadao Jan 6th, 2011 01:39 PM
Tonight I'm gonna throw some firecrackers into trees and catch me 4 and 20 blackbirds for my pie.

Phoenix Gamma Jan 6th, 2011 02:40 PM

wot

Tadao Jan 6th, 2011 03:00 PM
This looks like some guy pre-arranging all this so he can be on the news and then get offered a movie deal.

Tadao Jan 6th, 2011 03:01 PM
I hope he gets shot.

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2011 03:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 709861)
I demand a picture of you standing next to a girl turned in by 11am PST on tuesday 1/11/11 or we will show up on all your blogs and torture the fuck out of you. Also, it can't be your mom.
I would fail this challenge. :eek

Tadao Jan 6th, 2011 03:19 PM
I wanted to make him sweat.

I recorded Game of Death last night. I'm watching it right now and the whole thing seems to be dubbed. Bruce Lee is speaking perfect englidh. I don't remember it being like this. I saw a documentary about Bruce where it said Bruce was proud to use his own voice and told everyone to fuck off cause it was his movies.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 6th, 2011 03:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 709836)
omg maybe the dead birds diseases are really ZOMBIE DISEASES look out :eek

ZOMBIRDS

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2011 05:05 PM
:pagebrak

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2011 06:34 PM
Spoilers!


So it seems that MSPA has made me find other people's chatlogs to be less of a terrible bore. :eek

LordSappington Jan 6th, 2011 07:04 PM
Oh fuck he's alive?

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 6th, 2011 08:58 PM
He fucking talks a lot unless there were some edits in the convo.

Tadao Jan 6th, 2011 10:06 PM
No, he just loves the enter key.

captain516 Jan 7th, 2011 12:55 AM
I wonder who'll give up first; you or him

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2011 01:11 AM
Does Tadao dying from respiratory failure due to his ribcage fusing in place count as giving up?

kahljorn Jan 7th, 2011 02:50 AM
i think a more important question is if jack of all trades will stop sending tadao messages after he dies :(

LordSappington Jan 7th, 2011 03:25 AM
He'll make a dummy account for Tadao, with which he will constantly antagonize himself with. Then, he will copy/paste the logs, and post them on a forum he made, populated by only himself, and the dozens of other chatlogs talking to himself...

LordSappington Jan 7th, 2011 03:26 AM
Holy fuck, that's depressing

Wiffles Jan 7th, 2011 05:29 AM
and creepy O.o

MarioRPG Jan 7th, 2011 08:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 709981)
Holy fuck, that's depressing
I remember there was a forum that was much like you described, from a member of another place I used to check out. He had over 2,000 posts, of just him alone. There weren't any arguments or anything like that (thankfully) but it was bizarre to click through and see what he talked to himself about.
Then he set everything so it can be viewed by members only. Uh... I mean member.

HickMan Jan 7th, 2011 08:30 AM
Hey guys

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2011 09:19 AM
Not dead, Clay? Good Job! :eek

Tadao Jan 7th, 2011 11:07 AM
'MERICA

LordSappington Jan 7th, 2011 12:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 709988)
I remember there was a forum that was much like you described, from a member of another place I used to check out. He had over 2,000 posts, of just him alone. There weren't any arguments or anything like that (thankfully) but it was bizarre to click through and see what he talked to himself about.
Then he set everything so it can be viewed by members only. Uh... I mean member.
Wasn't that that Buffy forum? I read about that on Cracked a while back. http://www.cracked.com/article_18792...-internet.html

Dimnos Jan 7th, 2011 02:01 PM
The Sim City thing in that article is pretty fucking crazy.

Fathom Zero Jan 7th, 2011 02:57 PM
Wo bin ich?

Kitsa Jan 7th, 2011 05:39 PM
I painted the living room and bathroom today. That shit got old fast.

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2011 06:48 PM
You painted those rooms in shit? :eek

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2011 06:48 PM
Again‽ :eek

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2011 06:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jones (Post 709959)


Cold feet fuuu
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 710034)
I semi-recognize that. What the hell is that from?
Your summer vacation? :eek

HickMan Jan 7th, 2011 06:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 709994)
Not dead, Clay? Good Job! :eek
Hopefully not for a while. I got to Afghanistan in three days!

The Leader Jan 7th, 2011 07:09 PM
Have fun!

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2011 07:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ReallySweetName (Post 710040)
Hopefully not for a while. I got to Afghanistan in three days!
That is 18 threesomes you can pack in. Don't let us down now. :eek


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