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Grislygus Feb 23rd, 2011 05:51 PM

:pagebrak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 713827)
The type of people who drink that crap are the same people who put sugar in folders and say YUM THATS A GOOD CUP OF COFFEE.

I was gonna make another joke about your drug of choice being meth instead of alcohol, until I re-read this and realized that it made no damn sense whatsoever, on multiple levels


Mainly, why would I randomly dump sugar into a folder and then happily comment on a non-existent cup of coffee

Grislygus Feb 23rd, 2011 05:53 PM

And what does that say about me as a person

Kitsa Feb 23rd, 2011 06:33 PM

It says file this under delicious is what it says

Tadao Feb 23rd, 2011 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 713836)
Mainly, why would I randomly dump sugar into a folder and then happily comment on a non-existent cup of coffee

For the same reason you would drink fermented piss.

:rolleyes

Zhukov Feb 23rd, 2011 08:54 PM

Alcohol is for losers.

LordSappington Feb 24th, 2011 12:21 AM

When I find a new job, I'm going to see if I can hire an opera singer guy to belt out 'I QUIT' at the top of his lungs to my boss for me.

Grislygus Feb 24th, 2011 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 713844)
For the same reason you would drink fermented piss.

:rolleyes


I'MA LAY A SMACKDOWN ON YOU, BOY

Whiskey and whiskey is distilled, numbnuts; I insist on referring to Jim Beam as fermented because it is, in actuality, fermented piss, and I quite obviously don't drink it, seeing as how I made fun of it. CAN YOU READ DER ENGRISH

TheBigCasino Feb 24th, 2011 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 713771)

fuck yeah :rock

Yes please, double neat, I'll be right over.

Grislygus Feb 24th, 2011 01:19 AM

Nice character you got there.

Tadao Feb 24th, 2011 01:21 AM

Not mine. Also I did not know that about Whiskey. :(

Tadao Feb 24th, 2011 01:23 AM

Also I never really read your posts about it, I just wanted to get you red faced. BUT IT BACK FIRED AND NOW YOUR ALL SUPERIOR.

Grislygus Feb 24th, 2011 01:31 AM

I'm ALWAYS superior, that's why I usually have to get a new girlfriend every six months :( :lol :tear

Grislygus Feb 24th, 2011 01:33 AM

THIS ONE'S GONNA LAST THOUGH, I FEEL IT IN MY BONES

Tadao Feb 24th, 2011 01:35 AM

Better than every 9 months.
amiright?

Grislygus Feb 24th, 2011 01:37 AM

Damn straight. Out of sight, out of mind. FOOLPROOF PLAN

Grislygus Feb 24th, 2011 01:47 AM


Grislygus Feb 24th, 2011 01:52 AM


Pub Lover Feb 24th, 2011 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 713882)
THIS ONE'S GONNA LAST THOUGH, I FEEL IT IN MY BONERS

Lucky gal. :eek

Grislygus Feb 24th, 2011 02:09 AM

side order of magic fingers :eek

Pub Lover Feb 24th, 2011 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 713848)
I THINK THE BEST GUMMY WOULD BE A BIG OL' DING DONG SHAPED GUMMY

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 713849)
PUB WOULD AGREE

I love you guys. :lol

Tadao Feb 24th, 2011 02:24 AM

Pub, I'm surprised you don't live in Scotland with shiny shoes on.

executioneer Feb 24th, 2011 02:31 AM

(NOT SAFE FOR WORK)(DUH)http://www.bacheloretteparties.com/g...mmy-penis.html

THE GUMMY SO GOOD, I PUT MY NAME ON IT

LordSappington Feb 24th, 2011 09:44 AM

That looks like it'd be used as by pissed off housewives to pracice their revenge... :eek

Colonel Flagg Feb 24th, 2011 01:29 PM

Shades of "The War of the Roses". :chatter

Pub Lover Feb 24th, 2011 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 713893)
Pub, I'm surprised you don't live in Scotland with shiny shoes on.

Scots all have tiny dicks. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 24th, 2011 04:05 PM

:pagebrak

Dimnos Feb 24th, 2011 06:33 PM

I quit my job and am now more busy than ever. >:

Big McLargehuge Feb 24th, 2011 06:39 PM

Man, fuck you. Bring back MAD LIBS >:.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 24th, 2011 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 713932)
I quit my job and am now more busy than ever. >:


You haven't been on. I figured you were getting a really long Dimjob.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 24th, 2011 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 713925)
Scots all have tiny dicks. :eek


TheBigCasino Feb 24th, 2011 08:57 PM

speaking of Scots, just bought a bottle of Scotch ( Glenmorangie ), gonna celebrate nothing at all for no good reason. got a bottle of Blanton's too, been waitin' a while for that one.

Guitar Woman Feb 25th, 2011 02:51 PM

Y'all are drunkies.

I've replaced alcohol with wacky tobacky as my intoxicating substance of choice, and I've pretty much never looked back, or at another bottle of beer.

I recommend it, as it's the difference between petting a cat and blasting it with a garden hose. They're both entertaining, but the cat probably doesn't appreciate one of them very much.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 25th, 2011 03:50 PM

I haven't had a drink since the 2nd week of january. I hate shopping now and going by the beer isle and seeing all my old friends. PBR, Yuengling, Molson....Magic Hat I miss you most of all. You never let me down. :tear

Tadao Feb 25th, 2011 03:55 PM

Sounds like you had some shitty friends there.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 25th, 2011 05:25 PM

I can't remember the others. Its been so long.

Tadao Feb 25th, 2011 06:22 PM

I bet it was something a hipster would drink.

Like Lucky Lager.

ElPila666 Feb 25th, 2011 07:03 PM

YAY Pub Lover survived the earthquake :)

ElPila666 Feb 25th, 2011 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 713982)
Y'all are drunkies.

I've replaced alcohol with wacky tobacky as my intoxicating substance of choice, and I've pretty much never looked back, or at another bottle of beer.

I recommend it, as it's the difference between petting a cat and blasting it with a garden hose. They're both entertaining, but the cat probably doesn't appreciate one of them very much.

I quit smoking pot 2 weeks ago, I was ripped off, the guy that was supposed to get the weed ended up in jail, money is gone >:

Grislygus Feb 25th, 2011 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 713982)
the difference between petting a cat and blasting it with a garden hose. They're both entertaining, but the cat probably doesn't appreciate one of them very much.

That's a pretty godawful analogy right there

Pub Lover Feb 25th, 2011 09:04 PM

Yay El Pila is still alive. :)

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 26th, 2011 12:03 AM

What the fuck is lucky lager?

Tadao Feb 26th, 2011 12:22 AM

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=lucky+lager

LordSappington Feb 26th, 2011 01:16 AM

Blugh. Get home from work, just to go back in ten hours. At least I'm making dem Benjamins.
Spoilers!

Dimnos Feb 26th, 2011 02:56 AM

This is the only friend you need 10k.




...maybe some limes too.

Zhukov Feb 26th, 2011 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 714018)
Blugh. Get home from work, just to go back in ten hours. At least I'm making dem Benjamins.
Spoilers!

Hope it's not minimum wage, I just read it's pretty low.

Guitar Woman Feb 26th, 2011 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 714005)
That's a pretty godawful analogy right there

The cat is your brain, you see

It helps when you understand that metaphor is a thing

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 26th, 2011 01:58 PM

We don't have Lucky Lager here. I have an 18 pack of guinness cans sitting next to my fridge. Glaring at me.

Grislygus Feb 26th, 2011 03:19 PM

Damn, I'd of thought this was obvious, but what do you know. Don't worry, I'll explain it, A metaphor is not automatically good just because it is, in fact, a metaphor.




HOLY SHIT BRAINS JUST EXPLODED

Grislygus Feb 26th, 2011 03:19 PM

...




























Oh man but what if it had been a simile...











It's all so crazy, man

Guitar Woman Feb 26th, 2011 03:28 PM

thank you for that overly dramatic analysis of words I have posted on an internet comedy website

Fathom Zero Feb 26th, 2011 03:32 PM

things are things that are unless they're things that aren't or if they're not even things

Grislygus Feb 26th, 2011 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 714045)
thank you for that overly dramatic analysis of words I have posted on an internet comedy website

YOU'RE WELCOME, SWEETIE. EVERYTHING MAKE SENSE OKAY?

Fathom Zero Feb 26th, 2011 03:38 PM

So GG, what're you up to? Drawn anything badass lately?

Grislygus Feb 26th, 2011 03:54 PM

TONS of shit for this art college. A stylized portrait of Hunter S. Thompson is coming out particularly sick right now, after multiple attempts. Took a while to nail down exactly what I wanted to do with it.

I'm in school from 10 in the morning to 6 at night on monday, 10-2 tuesday and wednesday, followed by work from 2:30 to 10 pm, school 9 am to 9 pm on thursday. Plus time for homework and personal cartoons on those days, so I only get about 10, 12 hours of sleep monday-thursday, CRASH thursday night, sleep till 10 or sometimes 1:00 on friday, then work 2:30 to 11 pm friday and saturday, 4 to 10 on sundays.

Grislygus Feb 26th, 2011 03:55 PM

so, after a long hiatus here, it's suddenly hard to get together with friends and I'm back to trawling around netflix and I-Mockery during a lot of my down time

Fathom Zero Feb 26th, 2011 04:24 PM

I'm at school from 8 to 9pm Monday thru Wednesday. I've got a couple hour breaks, but I've packed it in, to my misfortune. Then it's just a couple classes on Thursday and Friday and I'm set.

:skoolbtchin

I made my schedule that way mainly because of the photography class that I really wanted to take and the fact that it's only available at one time and it's in the late evening. Urgh. Nigga's gotta eat. I love the stuff, though.

This semester's put the kibosh on writing for... leisure, which really sucks. I WANNA COLLAB WITH YOU SO HARD.

Pub Lover Feb 26th, 2011 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 712946)

..

Fathom Zero Feb 26th, 2011 05:01 PM

I don't do page breaks, mang

Grislygus Feb 26th, 2011 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 714053)
I'm at school from 8 to 9pm Monday thru Wednesday. I've got a couple hour breaks, but I've packed it in, to my misfortune. Then it's just a couple classes on Thursday and Friday and I'm set.

:skoolbtchin

I made my schedule that way mainly because of the photography class that I really wanted to take and the fact that it's only available at one time and it's in the late evening. Urgh. Nigga's gotta eat. I love the stuff, though.

This semester's put the kibosh on writing for... leisure, which really sucks. I WANNA COLLAB WITH YOU SO HARD.

I WISH I had breaks on the long school days... still, it's good that I could pack it in, the school tuition runs at a flat rate per semester, and I basically hacked off and arm and a leg to pay for my tuition, on top of the FAFSA and scholarships and loans. I don't understand why the fuck I have to include my parents financial info on the FAFSA when the most they can help me with is $250 per month.

Honestly, considering that I'm at school and working full-time, with an intense work and study load, and STILL able to finish two full-page cartoons a week? It can be done, if you DO write anything you want illustrated, and you get a website together, I'll work on it for free.

RaNkeri Feb 26th, 2011 06:07 PM

Miami Vice AND Talisker 10yo, fuck yeah :rock

Big McLargehuge Feb 26th, 2011 06:51 PM

Playing a d20 modern game with friends and Old Rasputin Imperial Stout. :hasfriends

Big McLargehuge Feb 26th, 2011 06:52 PM

BTW what are you going to do with the 10 year old?

Tadao Feb 26th, 2011 11:21 PM

Happy Birthday WhiteRat

Colonel Flagg Feb 27th, 2011 09:38 AM

^^^ what he said. Where've you been, bro'?

WhiteRat Feb 27th, 2011 09:10 PM

Muchos thankos, T & D. I'm still around and I still lurk here from time to time. In my advanced age I have been spending more time on college football message boards and less on I-Mock although I would like that to change. So all you gasbags should start posting some funny stuff like Juttin's dad dying or those embarrassing photo sets of Milhouse and his 50's car salesman haircut he had taken at K-Mart a few years back. Only then may I rise up once again to reclaim my throne that sits atop the mountain of mediocrity.

Tadao Feb 27th, 2011 10:03 PM

We need to make some I-M Forum trading cards. WhiteRat would have to catch them all.




:(

Fathom Zero Feb 27th, 2011 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 712946)

I'm numbah one

LordSappington Feb 27th, 2011 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 714099)
We need to make some I-M Forum trading cards. WhiteRat would have to catch them all.

We could all get on webcam and argue about who ha the coolest cards, while our lives slowly rot away.
Along with our bank accounts. I never realized when I was eight how fucking expensive that hobby was.

Fathom Zero Feb 28th, 2011 01:02 AM

I love spammer non-sequiturs.

Grislygus Feb 28th, 2011 04:04 AM

Man, that ancient Big Black thread inspires me to post a random assortment good music instead


















Grislygus Feb 28th, 2011 04:05 AM

No one's going to listen, of course. Enjoy the irritating visual clutter! Bonus points if someone quotes the whole damn thing, I'm not quite enough of a dickbag to do that

Pub Lover Feb 28th, 2011 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 714114)
Man, that ancient Big Black thread inspires me to post a random assortment good music instead


















..

Pub Lover Feb 28th, 2011 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 714114)
Man, that ancient Big Black thread inspires me to post a random assortment good music instead


















...

Pub Lover Feb 28th, 2011 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 714114)
Man, that ancient Big Black thread inspires me to post a random assortment good music instead


















....

Pub Lover Feb 28th, 2011 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 714114)
Man, that ancient Big Black thread inspires me to post a random assortment good music instead


















.....

Pub Lover Feb 28th, 2011 09:31 AM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Feb 28th, 2011 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 714114)
Man, that ancient Big Black thread inspires me to post a random assortment good music instead


















......

Pub Lover Feb 28th, 2011 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 714115)
No one's going to listen, of course. Enjoy the irritating visual clutter! Bonus points if someone quotes the whole damn thing, I'm not quite enough of a dickbag to do that

:eek

Fathom Zero Feb 28th, 2011 12:05 PM

I'll see those and raise you these
















Tadao Feb 28th, 2011 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 714129)
I'll see those and raise you these














...

Pub Lover Feb 28th, 2011 12:45 PM

I listened to them. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 28th, 2011 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 714132)
I listened to them. :eek

Gus' ones, I mean. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 28th, 2011 12:47 PM

I'll give Dylan's ones a listen in a few hours. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 28th, 2011 12:47 PM

I liked the Trampled By Turtles, Chrome Division & UFO tracks. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 28th, 2011 12:48 PM

Larry Garner made me smile with the Tupac reciting. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 28th, 2011 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 714129)
I'll see those and raise you these
















..

RaNkeri Feb 28th, 2011 02:42 PM

Oh snap

Tadao Feb 28th, 2011 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 714114)
Man, that ancient Big Black thread inspires me to post a random assortment good music instead


















Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 714129)
I'll see those and raise you these
















...

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 28th, 2011 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 714061)
and Old Rasputin Imperial Stout. :hasfriends


That sounds delicious. How is it?

Pub Lover Feb 28th, 2011 04:14 PM

I liked the Fever Ray, Akira The Don & Phillip Glass tracks. :eek

Babs Feb 28th, 2011 04:27 PM

I'm all in





OFWGKTA

Pub Lover Feb 28th, 2011 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 714152)
I had a dream where me and my friend Bob, two girls and I were going to the megaplex...

You really wanted us to know you were there with some girls. Don't worry, we believe you can dream about hanging out with girls. :eek

MLE Feb 28th, 2011 07:44 PM

and himself apparently

Kitsa Feb 28th, 2011 09:37 PM

Mr. Kitsa accidentally incinerated about a pound of curry leaves in our kitchen. The stench is unimaginable.

MLE Feb 28th, 2011 11:18 PM

I-Mockery Chat (It Stinks!)

Pub Lover Mar 1st, 2011 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 712945)
I-Mockery Chat (IT STINKS!)

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 714168)
I-Mockery Chat (It Stinks!)

..

Grislygus Mar 1st, 2011 01:00 AM

Babs are you out of chips, or what. I call


















Esuohlim Mar 1st, 2011 01:35 AM

WHAT ABOTU FRANK ZAPAP >: YOU GUYS

RaNkeri Mar 1st, 2011 08:00 AM

-6 -7 7 -8__
8 -8 7 -8__
-6 -7 7 -8 8 -8 7 -6 7 -8__

shon shon shon

RaNkeri Mar 1st, 2011 09:41 AM

Go ahead pub, you know you want to :rolleyes


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