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10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 1st, 2011 10:49 AM

:pagebrak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 714156)
You really wanted us to know you were there with some girls. Don't worry, we believe you can dream about hanging out with girls. :eek

I was especially mad at them because they don't even read the books.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 714158)
and himself apparently

That's what happens when I try and correct my own grammar.

Pub Lover Mar 1st, 2011 12:30 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Mar 1st, 2011 12:31 PM

haha. i need to refresh the page when I fall asleep at the computer. :eek

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 1st, 2011 03:08 PM

We could have a brak off pub.

MattJack Mar 1st, 2011 03:10 PM

nobody brakks off harder than pub

LordSappington Mar 1st, 2011 07:34 PM

So, the current theory is that I inherited Meniere's diesaes from my mother. If this is true, I'll have an operation where they cut a disc out of my skull, move my brain, and cut the offending balance nerve. We're scheduling an MRI.
I'm just bummed i might have to shave my head.

Kitsa Mar 1st, 2011 08:29 PM

It grows back. Trust me on that one.

LordSappington Mar 1st, 2011 08:31 PM

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS
I just don't think I'd make a good skinhead. And I just fucking dyed it, too. :\

Kitsa Mar 1st, 2011 08:56 PM

WELL I UNDERSTAND THE FUCKING BRAIN SURGERY PART

MLE Mar 1st, 2011 09:02 PM

way to be insensitive sappy.

LordSappington Mar 1st, 2011 09:23 PM

Guys, you don't get it
A gay teenager's hair is all he has in life.

Pub Lover Mar 1st, 2011 09:26 PM

Wait; Are you really gay? Dude. Not cool. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 1st, 2011 09:26 PM

Next you'll be telling me that you're secretly black. :eek

LordSappington Mar 1st, 2011 09:28 PM

From the waist down

MLE Mar 1st, 2011 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 714230)
Guys, you don't get it
A gay teenager's hair is all he has in life.

And how is that different from a female's view of her hair?

LordSappington Mar 1st, 2011 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 714235)
And how is that different from a female's view of her hair?

Because it takes away our Samson-like powers.

Kitsa Mar 1st, 2011 09:53 PM

It grows back. Honest it does, and then you can dye it whatever godforsaken color you like.

The only place where it won't grow back is the seam of a scar, and then the rest of your hair will cover it up. I've got two big halo brace dents on either side of my head that don't have hair but can't be seen anyway.

LordSappington Mar 1st, 2011 09:57 PM

Yeah, I know it grows back. But it does piss me off that I finally get it nice and dyed and blue and nice again, and might end up having to shave it all.

Tadao Mar 1st, 2011 11:11 PM

You're just upset because you'll have nothing t whine about when they fix you. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find something.

MLE Mar 2nd, 2011 12:05 AM

hahahahaha

Guitar Woman Mar 2nd, 2011 12:07 AM

Charlie Sheen has inspired me to avoid cocaine at all costs for as long as I live.

LordSappington Mar 2nd, 2011 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 714240)
You're just upset because you'll have nothing t whine about when they fix you. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find something.

Like that totally stupid bitch who totally cut me at the store. Like, what the fuck?

Fathom Zero Mar 2nd, 2011 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 714148)
I liked the Fever Ray, Akira The Don & Phillip Glass tracks. :eek

http://www.akirathedon.com/?p=20269

His new, bombass mixtape is out.

Daydreamer, Big Iron, and I Am Not A Robot are my favorites.

Zhukov Mar 2nd, 2011 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 714246)
Charlie Sheen has inspired me to avoid cocaine at all costs for as long as I live.

a) you can probably take it better than him
b) aren't you curious?
c) I hear it's the best!

Fathom Zero Mar 2nd, 2011 03:35 AM

Wait, Zhukov, I got this-

GW.

I dare you to cocaine

Pentegarn Mar 2nd, 2011 06:38 AM

:pagebrak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 714256)
Wait, Zhukov, I got this-

GW.

I dare you to cocaine



RaNkeri Mar 2nd, 2011 07:23 AM

:lol

Babs Mar 2nd, 2011 03:17 PM

I really missed you guys and you didn't even miss me. FUCK LIFE!

MarioRPG Mar 2nd, 2011 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 714246)
Charlie Sheen has inspired me to avoid cocaine at all costs for as long as I live.

Best interview I've ever seen.

Tadao Mar 2nd, 2011 04:59 PM

It's not from cocaine alone. It's from being paid a million dollars per episode and told you are a great actor mixed with drugs and no boundaries.

It's kinda like giving Babs attention. All of a sudden everything should be about him and how he's doing. Then he acts like a spoiled brat and wonders why no one wants to give him any attention.

Pub Lover Mar 2nd, 2011 05:54 PM

Who has read Dune and had some babies? This made me smile. :eek

Kitsa Mar 2nd, 2011 06:04 PM

Hah!

I don't even have the English version here. I still think of it in French first. Haven't read it to the kid yet...she prefers Elmo.

Esuohlim Mar 2nd, 2011 08:21 PM

Man, FUCK Elmo >:

Tadao Mar 2nd, 2011 09:35 PM

I'm gonna make me an Elmo dick puppet.

Kitsa Mar 2nd, 2011 10:07 PM

I read a behind-the-scenes Sesame Street book and the guy who plays Elmo is actually pretty interesting. He landed the lead in Romeo and Juliet when he was a teenager in Baltimore. The girl playing Juliet was white, and her mother actually called him to ask him to step down so that her daughter didn't have to kiss a black guy. So his success now is probably a pretty big fuck-you to them.

I think he basically runs Sesame Street now. It's very weird to hear the little Elmo voice coming out of a big black guy, but can't argue with success, hm?

Zhukov Mar 2nd, 2011 11:46 PM

Guy? Wow.


Where have you been Wiffles? Nice to see you.

Pub Lover Mar 3rd, 2011 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 684715)
Maybe ... I remember that was the claim, but I never saw any confirmation.

Wasn't that the last time lenor posted, Kahl? :confused

Quote:

Originally Posted by yuanyelss (Post 714312)
I remember that was the claim, but I never saw any confirmation.Wasn't that the last time lenor posted, Kahl?

Interesting tactic, Spambot. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 3rd, 2011 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 714309)
Guy? Wow.

Yes. I was surprised by that when I saw this video.

Babs Mar 3rd, 2011 03:05 AM

minus the million dollars

Pub Lover Mar 3rd, 2011 12:13 PM

I think I've mentioned before that Babs' posts leave me feeling a lot like I imagine Kitsa feels when she reads my posts. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 3rd, 2011 12:14 PM

It is a shame I decided to like Babs. Today; I really feel like I shouldn't. :eek

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 3rd, 2011 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 714286)
Man, Elmo >:

That came out in Gypsy's voice in my head.

RaNkeri Mar 3rd, 2011 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 714315)
Yes. I was surprised by that when I saw this video.

Holy shit, I very vaguely remember this show.

King Hadas Mar 3rd, 2011 02:19 PM

No joke, did you know that show ends with everybody dying? Which I honestly think is the best way to end a TV series. It's very moving and absolutely final.

Babs Mar 3rd, 2011 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 714345)
It is a shame I decided to like Babs. Today; I really feel like I shouldn't. :eek

:confused:

RaNkeri Mar 3rd, 2011 03:00 PM

Shon shon shon

RaNkeri Mar 3rd, 2011 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Hadas (Post 714354)
No joke, did you know that show ends with everybody dying? Which I honestly think is the best way to end a TV series. It's very moving and absolutely final.

Lol, what the hell? :lol

King Hadas Mar 3rd, 2011 03:15 PM


RaNkeri Mar 3rd, 2011 03:30 PM

Holy shit, that's some childhood traumatizing shit right there

Tadao Mar 3rd, 2011 03:49 PM

Haps Colonel Fgt

RaNkeri Mar 3rd, 2011 03:50 PM

Cheers, Col. :rock

Pub Lover Mar 3rd, 2011 03:52 PM


RaNkeri Mar 3rd, 2011 04:00 PM

:rolleyes

Kitsa Mar 3rd, 2011 05:16 PM

I don't dislike you, Pub. We just met at the wrong time.

Tadao Mar 3rd, 2011 05:19 PM

That's funny cause I dislike Pub, yet we met at the right time!

Kitsa Mar 3rd, 2011 05:24 PM

Win some lose some

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 3rd, 2011 05:55 PM

Happy birthday
:salute

Pub Lover Mar 3rd, 2011 08:43 PM

happy birthdays to Flagg, Sam & Zukov.

Pub Lover Mar 4th, 2011 02:56 AM

Way to ruin Flagg's girls only birthday thread,T.:eek

Colonel Flagg Mar 4th, 2011 09:42 AM

It would have been a great Birthday if I wasn't so effing congested! >:

Plus I lost my voice. Somebody please help me find it. :begging

(Thanks for the well wishes, you guys ROCK! :rock)

Tadao Mar 4th, 2011 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 714417)
Way to ruin Flagg's girls only birthday thread,T.:eek

IT'S NOT EASY FINDING A NEW ANIMAL IN A BDAY SIUATION. :tear

replicant Mar 4th, 2011 01:56 PM

It's Modok Madness TIME <|O____o|>!
http://marchmodokmadness.blogspot.com/

captain516 Mar 5th, 2011 01:02 AM

I still say that was a weird choice for MVC.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 5th, 2011 09:09 AM

I realized last night that all the baby words and coo noises I make are just stolen from Worms world tour.

Kitsa Mar 5th, 2011 02:52 PM

I never did the babytalk thing, but then my kid periodically says "shit" and things like that so who's to say what's right.

Fathom Zero Mar 6th, 2011 06:36 AM

today is now about mike doughty


Zhukov Mar 6th, 2011 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 714503)
I realized last night that all the baby words and coo noises I make are just stolen from Worms world tour.

WTF I'm installing that right now. Creepy.

Guitar Woman Mar 7th, 2011 02:46 AM




If you're down, he'll pick you up, take a drink from his special cup, Doctor Robert

:D

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 7th, 2011 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 714529)
WTF I'm installing that right now. Creepy.


lol. Did you install it into my brain?

Kitsa Mar 7th, 2011 01:10 PM

I did a commercial that released today, so I'm cowering in a corner waiting for the fallout. That's what I'm doing today. Also, I ate a banana, but I got sick afterward.

kahljorn Mar 7th, 2011 01:37 PM

are those psilocybin or amanita muscaria?

Pentegarn Mar 7th, 2011 03:22 PM

I am going to take the time to shamelessly plug the march madness pickem tourney that the sports forum does every year

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...598#post714598

Kitsa Mar 7th, 2011 05:32 PM

Ugh, stomach bug

kahljorn Mar 7th, 2011 06:52 PM

this girl just practically followed me home :O but i pretended i lived somewhere else lol

Guitar Woman Mar 7th, 2011 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 714594)
are those psilocybin or amanita muscaria?

psilocybin, I'd never fuck with deliriants

And let me tell you, they were fantastic.

Pub Lover Mar 7th, 2011 08:54 PM

:pagebrak

hasnahana Mar 7th, 2011 10:06 PM

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Fathom Zero Mar 7th, 2011 10:18 PM

bffffffffffft

Fathom Zero Mar 8th, 2011 03:32 AM

Copy-pasted from the Whatchu Playin' thread coz it's important to me.

If you guys know any idiots that would actually bother with something like this, I'd appreciate it if you'd pimp this to 'em - http://forums.steampowered.com/forum...php?p=21154167

It's my WTS thread for my TF2 items.

Zhukov Mar 8th, 2011 07:16 AM

So I haven't had a good ol dig around my ears with a sharp object for a long time, and when I did it just them I found some surprising things.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 8th, 2011 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 714627)
this girl just practically followed me home :O but i pretended i lived somewhere else lol


You should have walked into and through your neighbors house to confuse her.

Chojin Mar 8th, 2011 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockbot
Pram Maven has reported a post.

Reason:
Quote:

I do not like this thread. I find it to be slanderous and will use my legal options if you do not remove it. I have requested this before. This is your final notification.
Post: Pram Maven not very smart
Forum: General Blabber
Assigned Moderators: N/A

Posted by: cjadthenord
Original Content:
Quote:

I'm opening this topic to discussion. The general discussion is that Pram Maven is, in fact, an idiot. My case rests within the thread, aptly titled "Pram vs dale"...

Yeah, I win. Who wants to get a philly steak sandwich with me for lunch?

As per your request, this thread has been removed from the General Blabber forum and archived in Thread Backups.

kahljorn Mar 8th, 2011 05:34 PM

Quote:

You should have walked into and through your neighbors house to confuse her.
I walked through an apartment complex down the street and was like, 'WELP, THIS IS WHERE I LIVE."

Pub Lover Mar 8th, 2011 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 714683)
Also, whoever doesn't win gets an infraction. If you don't win a second time you get an infarction. That way this thread doesn't produce any garbage.

I didn't realize my entry would be that offensive to your eyes. :eek

Tadao Mar 8th, 2011 07:05 PM

The Daily Show just told me about a scottish hooters called the Tilted Kilt. :eek

http://www.tiltedkilt.com/

executioneer Mar 8th, 2011 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 714683)
Also, whoever doesn't win gets an infraction. If you don't win a second time you get an infarction. That way this thread doesn't produce any garbage.

whoa, art shit is SERIOUS

dextire Mar 8th, 2011 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 714688)
The Daily Show just told me about a scottish hooters called the Tilted Kilt. :eek

http://www.tiltedkilt.com/

I've been there a few times. I also frequent another similar place called Mugs 'N Jugs. The chips and queso is very good.

Tadao Mar 9th, 2011 12:12 AM


Fathom Zero Mar 9th, 2011 01:05 AM

Tonight I sold a virtual hat for $110 and a bunch of other virtual, tradable items.

I am King Shit for a day.

Grislygus Mar 9th, 2011 01:19 AM

WAKE UP, got another day to
get
through now, got another man to see gotta call him on the te-le-phone HEY-YO gotta find a piece of paper

SIT DOWN got another letter to
write
THINK HARD gotta get the letter just right
Little ringing on the te-le-phone OH NO
gotta write a letter la-ter

NO SUCH THING AS TOMORROW
ONLY onetwothreeGO TIME

GotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmyhead

TIckin in my head

Tickin in my head

Tickin in my head



IF I
tell you what I'm doing to-day
WILL YOU
surely then get out of my way someone asking what the time is I don't know all I know I gotta go now

NO TIME
Tryin to get a watch repaired
NO TIME
Never got a thing to wear
little ringin on the te-le-phone OH NO
Hear the ringin in my head now


NO SUCH THING AS TOMORROW
ONLY onetwothreeGO TIME

GotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmyhead

TIckin in my head

Tickin in my head

Tickin in my head

TIME

GotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmyhead

TIckin in my head

Tickin in my head

Tickin in my head

Grislygus Mar 9th, 2011 01:20 AM

WAKE UP, got another day to
get
through now, got another man to see gotta call him on the te-le-phone HEY-YO gotta find a piece of paper

SIT DOWN got another letter to
write
THINK HARD gotta get the letter just right
Little ringing on the te-le-phone OH NO
gotta write a letter la-ter

NO SUCH THING AS TOMORROW ONLY onetwothreeGO TIME

GotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetick ticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmy head

TIckin in my head

Tickin in my head

Tickin in my head



IF I
tell you what I'm doing to-day
WILL YOU
surely then get out of my way someone asking what the time is I don't know all I know I gotta go now

NO TIME
Tryin to get a watch repaired
NO TIME
Never got a thing to wear
little ringin on the te-le-phone OH NO
Hear the ringin in my head now


NO SUCH THING AS TOMORROW ONLY onetwothreeGO TIME

GotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetick ticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmy head

TIckin in my head

Tickin in my head

Tickin in my head

TIME

GotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetick ticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmy head

TIckin in my head

Tickin in my head

Tickin in my head

Grislygus Mar 9th, 2011 01:21 AM

WAKE UP, got another day to
get
through now, got another man to see gotta call him on the te-le-phone HEY-YO gotta find a piece of paper

SIT DOWN got another letter to
write
THINK HARD gotta get the letter just right
Little ringing on the te-le-phone OH NO
gotta write a letter la-ter

NO SUCH THING AS TOMORROW ONLY onetwothreeGO TIME

GotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetick ticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmy head

TIckin in my head

Tickin in my head

Tickin in my head



IF I
tell you what I'm doing to-day
WILL YOU
surely then get out of my way someone asking what the time is I don't know all I know I gotta go now

NO TIME
Tryin to get a watch repaired
NO TIME
Never got a thing to wear
little ringin on the te-le-phone OH NO
Hear the ringin in my head now


NO SUCH THING AS TOMORROW ONLY onetwothreeGO TIME

GotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetick ticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmy head

TIckin in my head

Tickin in my head

Tickin in my head

TIME

GotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetick ticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmy head

TIckin in my head

Tickin in my head

Tickin in my head

Grislygus Mar 9th, 2011 01:21 AM

Shh.

Grislygus Mar 9th, 2011 01:22 AM

NO SUCH THING

AS TOMORROW

Grislygus Mar 9th, 2011 01:22 AM

onlyONETWOTHREEGO

Grislygus Mar 9th, 2011 01:24 AM

TIME

GotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetick ticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmy head

TIckin in my head

Tickin in my head

Tickin in my head

Grislygus Mar 9th, 2011 01:25 AM

tick

Grislygus Mar 9th, 2011 01:26 AM

tick.

Grislygus Mar 9th, 2011 01:27 AM

.tick

Grislygus Mar 9th, 2011 01:27 AM

tickticktick


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