Spirit talks from the other side to this side
I was not born to this side of the world, but was taken from there by my mistress when she was born into this world. Oh, by the way I'm the dark side on my mistresss' face.
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You know, it doesn't take long to learn you shouldn't post on forums while shroomin.
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The world's spherical; it only has one side.
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Ok Ok, Read this or my mistress will be in trouble with everybody. I'm not to be annoyed or told to be a creep either, so you can be yourself if you want to.
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English isn't your first language, then?
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So, if we don't read it, your mistress gets in trouble?
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What?
Do...... You...... Speak.........kkk.... The........ Engrish......?.......? |
I can speak any language except my mistress is not be killed or hurt in anyway. You see she is my link to this world only and she in having a way of the world with her.
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Noooooo....... you can't speak the english.
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What about cryptic?
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more like loolser
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I'm not to be erratic or not to be in the know, but you can't be your own way of reading this today.
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Is your mistress hawt?
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No she isn't hot with you, but she is married to Jesus Christ our lord as she says on youtube. She was born with a double so called cowlicks on top of her head and a natural line connecting them together, which means "Of Heaven and Earth"
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what happened to your cryptic talk? It was working so well.
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I've got a bunch of cowlicks too, but Jeebus had nothing to do with it. I hear it's a genetic thing, like flipper babies.
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Ok, so now you know it's from a spirit not from a human or you might say from the other side of hell. You see fellas, I could be Satan that you are talking to.
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You see, I've got a little device in my head. It works like a barometer, but instead of measuring atmospheric pressure, it measures how tiresome something is, and as I read these posts where you can't even articulate your mystical babble, it goes up.
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Yes.. I guess it would take Satan a handfull of posts to make his presence known.
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So Satan, how long have you been trying to speak the engrish?
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My mistress was eating her night meal. You are going to get a real treat if you want one. Would you like me to tell you a post before you post one only?
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Dude, can you help me like, call me up a shoggoth, 'cause none of my shit's working. Thanks.
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