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executioneer Jan 18th, 2004 01:42 AM

YOU taste like gross >:

-willie

Rongi Jan 18th, 2004 01:43 AM

lol @ madlib

Rongi Jan 18th, 2004 01:44 AM

omg that's mean :(

well you can take your apples and go jump off a bridge you meanie :(

Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2004 01:45 AM

Apples are way better :rolleyes

ORANGE JUICE IS BETTER THAN APPLE JUICE THOUGH :(

BUT APPLE CIDER... :eek

executioneer Jan 18th, 2004 01:45 AM

I'm sorry lets not compare apples to oranges anymore :(

-willie

Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2004 01:46 AM

OK

My computer is going faster it seems. Who's up for another Mad Lib round? :D

Rongi Jan 18th, 2004 01:46 AM

well alright :D

but we can all agree that brussel sprouts are gross :(

Schimid Jan 18th, 2004 01:46 AM

HEARTS STARS HORSESHOES CLOVERS AND BLUE MOONS, POTS OF GOLD AND RAINBOWS AND ME RED BALLOONS :eek :eek

camacazio Jan 18th, 2004 01:47 AM

Man, I love those fruit loops.

Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2004 01:47 AM

I've been angry at Lucky Charms since they took out diamonds. >:

Schimid Jan 18th, 2004 01:48 AM

NOW THEY HAVE SECRET THINGS :eek

WHEN YOU PUT MILK IN, A KEY IS REVEALED :eek

executioneer Jan 18th, 2004 01:48 AM

my roommate found this bag cereal one time that was like froot loops with marshmallows, only it had almost as much marshmallows as froot loops :eek

MAD LIBS

-willie

Schimid Jan 18th, 2004 01:49 AM

ALRIGHT, NOW FELLAS?

Schimid Jan 18th, 2004 01:49 AM

WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEIN' COOL?

Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2004 01:49 AM

OK, THIS ONE'S A LITTLE SHORT SO I'LL DO TWO AT A TIME.

FRIEND
BEVERAGE

Schimid Jan 18th, 2004 01:50 AM

mr. rogers
lemon-scented cleaner

executioneer Jan 18th, 2004 01:50 AM

jeff
coke

-willie

Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2004 01:50 AM

PART OF FACE
NOUN

executioneer Jan 18th, 2004 01:51 AM

schimid is the answer "BEING AT ABSOLUTE ZERO" :eek

-willie

Schimid Jan 18th, 2004 01:51 AM

nostril
wrapper

executioneer Jan 18th, 2004 01:51 AM

nose
booger

-willie

Schimid Jan 18th, 2004 01:51 AM

WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEIN' COOL?

ICE COLD!

Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2004 01:52 AM

SOMETHING STICKY :lol
NUMBER

Sam Jan 18th, 2004 01:52 AM

GLUE

6

executioneer Jan 18th, 2004 01:52 AM

being at absolute zero is colder than ice cold :rolleyes

-willie

Schimid Jan 18th, 2004 01:52 AM

OKAY WILLIE YOU CAN DO THE REST

EXCEPT NUMBER SHOULD BE 69, AWE YEAH :picklehat

Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2004 01:52 AM

INTERNAL ORGAN
METAL

executioneer Jan 18th, 2004 01:53 AM

lol numbers are always boring so my friends and i wehn we do madlibs always put some sort of expletive with them, like "900 fuck grandma"

-willie

Schimid Jan 18th, 2004 01:53 AM

spleen
simple plan :lol

executioneer Jan 18th, 2004 01:53 AM

testicle
lead

-willie

Rongi Jan 18th, 2004 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
"900 fuck grandma"

i want that to be my title :(

Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2004 01:54 AM

I'LL PUT "FUCK GRANDMA" IN THIS ONE. ;)

ARTICLE OF CLOTHING
WEAPON
MILITARY VEHICLE

executioneer Jan 18th, 2004 01:54 AM

hahaha

-willie

executioneer Jan 18th, 2004 01:55 AM

dickie
cock rocket
a-10 warthog

-willie

Schimid Jan 18th, 2004 01:55 AM

This is one of those awesome topics where you REALLY want to go to bed, but you know something hilarious will be posted right after you leave or a prime set-up for a joke will be made.

Except I have to charm a young lady tomorrow >:

Thanks a lot, I-Mockery >:

executioneer Jan 18th, 2004 01:56 AM

it'll still be here tomorrow :/

or it BETTER >:

-willie

Schimid Jan 18th, 2004 01:57 AM

yeah but the jokes will be lost

i'm going to bed, guys

wish me luck on my quest for pretty girls :picklehat

EDIT - 229, neva 4get :eek

executioneer Jan 18th, 2004 01:57 AM

luck :(

-willie

Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2004 01:57 AM

BUT YOU'LL MISS THE MAD LIB :(

Well here it is. I combined both of Schimids and Willie's answers, since you both participated. :o

"HOW TO UNCLOG A SINK"

Fill Jeff halfway with coke . Place a plunger over the nostril , making sure that the plunger’s rubber wrapper is full of glue . Plunge 6 fuck grandma times, using careful but forceful strokes. Remove the testicle and give Jeff a chance to drain. After it is completely unclogged, run hot lead down the dickie for several minutes. Consider using a cockrocket as a last resort. Call in a warthog for problems you can’t resolve on your own.

Rongi Jan 18th, 2004 01:58 AM

if someone closes this thread i'll be really angry >:

and you won't like me when i'm angry >:

executioneer Jan 18th, 2004 01:59 AM

hahaha :(

that was funny but not as good as the first one, I blame the mad lib itself =-o

-willie

Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2004 02:00 AM

This might be the most rapidly growing thread ever. :eek

executioneer Jan 18th, 2004 02:00 AM

good :C

-willie

Rongi Jan 18th, 2004 02:01 AM

ANOTHER MAD LIB 8)

Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2004 02:01 AM

SOMEONE ELSE DO ONE. I WANNA PLAY :(

http://www.elibs.com

executioneer Jan 18th, 2004 02:01 AM

get down with yo bad self and yo bad mad lib

-willie

camacazio Jan 18th, 2004 02:02 AM

I'd like to see this thing at 20 pages by morning.

executioneer Jan 18th, 2004 02:02 AM

at this rate how could it NOT

-willie

Big McLargehuge Jan 18th, 2004 02:03 AM

i leave for an hour or so and i miss everything :( x 1000

Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2004 02:04 AM

I started Mad Libs on page 4 I think, and that was an hour ago :o

camacazio Jan 18th, 2004 02:04 AM

If people go to bed it won't hit 20 :(

Rongi Jan 18th, 2004 02:04 AM

hey guys put on comedy central

the nambla episode of south park is on :(

executioneer Jan 18th, 2004 02:04 AM

well stick around we're going to do another mad lib :eek

-willie

executioneer Jan 18th, 2004 02:05 AM

nobody goes to bed in THIS town >:

-willie

liquidstatik Jan 18th, 2004 02:05 AM

Where's your avatar from, Rongi? I know i've seen that somewhere but can't remember what exactly. :O

executioneer Jan 18th, 2004 02:05 AM

if i go watch TV how can I post on the internet, it's not like the TV and computor are in the same room :eek

-willie

Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2004 02:06 AM

IF NO ONE STARTS A MAD LIB IN SIX MORE POSTS, THEN I GUESS I'LL DO IT :(

camacazio Jan 18th, 2004 02:06 AM

People ALWAYS go to bed in this pussy state.

Rongi Jan 18th, 2004 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
Where's your avatar from, Rongi? I know i've seen that somewhere but can't remember what exactly. :O

weebl and bob

i forgot the URL :(

Big McLargehuge Jan 18th, 2004 02:07 AM

HAPPY time

liquidstatik Jan 18th, 2004 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
Where's your avatar from, Rongi? I know i've seen that somewhere but can't remember what exactly. :O

weebl and bob

i forgot the URL :(

I think I saw a clip thing from albinoblacksheep. :/ It was funny.

Big McLargehuge Jan 18th, 2004 02:08 AM

I want to go back and read all the stuffs i missed but i don't want to miss what is happening now

executioneer Jan 18th, 2004 02:09 AM

OK I'LL DO MAD LIB >:

MAMMAL (plural)
INTERNAL ORGAN

-willie

Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2004 02:09 AM

Not much is happening right now.

BUT WAIT 'TIL MAD LIBS START AGAIN :eek

Rongi Jan 18th, 2004 02:10 AM

donkies
aorta

Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2004 02:10 AM

KITTIES
PANCREAS

camacazio Jan 18th, 2004 02:10 AM

monkeys
small intestines

executioneer Jan 18th, 2004 02:10 AM

amphibian (plural)
small mammal

-willie

Big McLargehuge Jan 18th, 2004 02:11 AM

OMG IT STARTED

camacazio Jan 18th, 2004 02:11 AM

newts
mouse

Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2004 02:11 AM

FROGGIES
MOUSE

executioneer Jan 18th, 2004 02:11 AM

adhesive
number

-willie

Big McLargehuge Jan 18th, 2004 02:11 AM

Salamanders
Chinchilas

camacazio Jan 18th, 2004 02:12 AM

:(

Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2004 02:12 AM

RUBBER CEMENT
1800 CALL SAM

Big McLargehuge Jan 18th, 2004 02:12 AM

Super Glue
Fourthousand six hundred and two

camacazio Jan 18th, 2004 02:13 AM

elmer's glue
72

executioneer Jan 18th, 2004 02:13 AM

household pet plural
military vehicle plural

-willie

liquidstatik Jan 18th, 2004 02:14 AM

KITTENS
TANKS

Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2004 02:14 AM

FISHIES
TANKS

:lol

Big McLargehuge Jan 18th, 2004 02:14 AM

Spiders :eek
Hummers

executioneer Jan 18th, 2004 02:15 AM

oh shit I should have checked to see what the rating was on this one, it's only 1 1/2 star >:

oh well

household appliance pl
body part pl

-willie

camacazio Jan 18th, 2004 02:15 AM

blenders
fingers

Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2004 02:15 AM

DISHWASHERS
TONGUES

Sam Jan 18th, 2004 02:15 AM

BLENDERS

PENII

Big McLargehuge Jan 18th, 2004 02:16 AM

Microwaves
Clitorises

Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2004 02:16 AM

Yeah, my ten commandments one was in the top 40, but the unclog sink one was a random. :(

executioneer Jan 18th, 2004 02:16 AM

part of face
weapon pliural

-willie

Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2004 02:17 AM

CHEEK
PISTOLS

Big McLargehuge Jan 18th, 2004 02:17 AM

Skin
attack dogs :eek

Sam Jan 18th, 2004 02:17 AM

MILHOUSES DIAL UP IS FASTER THEN MY DSL =(

liquidstatik Jan 18th, 2004 02:18 AM

lol

executioneer Jan 18th, 2004 02:18 AM

OK IS EVERYONE READY

-willie

camacazio Jan 18th, 2004 02:18 AM

yes

Big McLargehuge Jan 18th, 2004 02:18 AM

YEY

Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2004 02:18 AM

READY :D

liquidstatik Jan 18th, 2004 02:19 AM

NO WAIT MY POPCORN IS IN TEH MICROWAVE







:REALY

Rongi Jan 18th, 2004 02:19 AM

this is better then american idol :eek

executioneer Jan 18th, 2004 02:19 AM

HOW TO PLAN A SLEEPOVER

Decide how many kitties to invite by measuring the size of your aorta . Send out salamanders a week ahead of time. Ask everyone to bring a mouse and rubber cement . Have at least 4602 videos. Be prepared in case kids want to bake kittens . Stock up on hummers and blenders . Don’t forget to lay in supplies for breakfast. penii and cheek are fine. When the kids arrive tell them what attack dogs they can use.

-willie

executioneer Jan 18th, 2004 02:20 AM

opps the title was "HOW TO PLAN A SLEEPOVER" >:

-willie


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