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Tadao Jan 4th, 2009 09:24 PM


MattJack Jan 5th, 2009 01:39 AM


DevilWearsPrada Jan 5th, 2009 01:45 AM

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MattJack Jan 5th, 2009 01:47 AM


MattJack Jan 5th, 2009 01:58 AM


Tadao Jan 5th, 2009 02:47 AM

:lol You've been playing with my nipples way to much.

Kitsa Jan 5th, 2009 07:36 AM

:lol

MattJack Jan 5th, 2009 09:22 AM

i couldn't help myself

RaNkeri Jan 5th, 2009 10:04 AM

:rolleyes

Kitsa Jan 5th, 2009 11:04 AM

I am frustrated. I was supposed to have some framed photos for an exhibit ready long before now. As a matter of fact, the people asked me a month ago today.

This is the third time the pictures have come back from the printer oversaturated. If I lived somewhere where there were lots of places that could do what I needed, it would be no problem, I'd just take them to someone else. However, there are few places.

I tried to photoshop down the blue concentration a bit to outsmart them, but now they're just coming back generally light and unusable.

They say it's my files, but as I've had them printed in photo labs on photo paper without this problem, I'm a little skeptical of that.

RaNkeri Jan 5th, 2009 12:08 PM

:lol :rolleyes

Tadao Jan 5th, 2009 01:36 PM

You can try other places. All they would need is the file (via email perhaps) and they can mail you the results.

Kitsa Jan 5th, 2009 05:52 PM

That takes a long time though. The whole reason I went locally was because of a quick turnaround.

Also...



just sayin.

Dixie Jan 5th, 2009 06:26 PM

MY ASS IS EXPLODING!

Funyuns are not good hangover food.
A hard lesson learned.

Tadao Jan 5th, 2009 06:32 PM

Funyuns are not good food at all. I'd rather smell your dirty butt then your breath :x

Kitsa Jan 5th, 2009 06:51 PM

Funyuns remind me of my ex. Also the smell of wet sunflower seed shells. Both nasty.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 5th, 2009 09:23 PM

I think I'd rather eat Andy Cap fries and I'm not a fan of those whatsoever.

My friend ordered me Johnny Dangerously for Christmas and it's almost here, can't wait.

Tadao Jan 5th, 2009 09:35 PM

Haha, the sex ed film was my favorite part.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 5th, 2009 09:50 PM

I've only seen the first half of it so far. Is it in the beginning? I need to go get Hudson Hawk too on wednesday.

Tadao Jan 5th, 2009 09:54 PM

I think it is somewhere in the middle.

Tadao Jan 5th, 2009 09:57 PM

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukOaQLKjLyE

Tadao Jan 5th, 2009 10:01 PM

(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")

Tadao Jan 5th, 2009 10:06 PM

If you google bunny army, you get porn :D

pac-man Jan 5th, 2009 10:46 PM

Artsy porn at that... :\

MetalMilitia Jan 5th, 2009 11:52 PM

My USB powered heated mittens arrived today. They work surprisingly well actually, though they could use some kind of rubberised area on the mouse hand palm.


Tadao Jan 5th, 2009 11:56 PM

Those sound cool! I mean warm!


RaNkeri Jan 6th, 2009 02:27 AM

So incase none of you bitches noticed, RaNkeri is back in town >:

Tadao Jan 6th, 2009 02:43 AM

Sup Finland?

Tadao Jan 6th, 2009 02:44 AM

Hows Bjork? I hear she is trying to single handedly save Iceland's nature.

Kitsa Jan 6th, 2009 09:01 AM

I see the grammarians are hard at work making banner ads again.


Shrubfest Jan 6th, 2009 09:45 AM

Finally chose the song to base my next project on!

YAY!
I'll probably regret it, but there we go!

Big McLargehuge Jan 6th, 2009 11:47 AM

mad libs :(
It was a Saturday night and you were deathly bored. Flipping through the channels you went from station to station, finding nothing amusing. All of your friends are either busy or out, so you decide to call The Riverside Rapist . Hey baby. What's up? You want a piece of me again? he asks once you say hello. Yeah. Come over. I'm bored and I want to experiment, you respond. You both agree to meet at your house and you get everything ready for your kinky time. You turn on the shower, and let the water turn steadily hot as you anticipate that soon your love and yourself will be doing God knows what in there. The doorbell rings and you slip downstairs to find A Giant Maneating Lizard . You fart as you lead him upstairs to the running water. There in the bathroom, you take off your skin and coax your opposite to do the same. He does so and you lead him into the shower. Though it's exploding , you push him against the wall and rub your dignity against him and smile. I'm feelin' kinda kinky. How about you? you tease. You leave him on the wall as you flay on the shower floor and let the hot, surging water hit your hope . You throw your head back and start Screaming with pain STOP RAPING ME . He stands there, watching you, getting harder and harder by the minute. You bring your head back up and motion him to come join you. He gets on his hands and knees and bends over you. He starts kissing your mother and you giggle with delight. His body rubs against yours and you spread your legs wide. With a little force, you push up your hips and the lips of your mother touch his chainsaw . He plunges it into you, and you get a brilliant sensation. He moves his lips to your neck, caressing it with his lips. His hate stick still in you and you let the hot water trickle over your body. His lips move away from your neck and he faces your Bleeding face and rotates his hips. THERE IS BLOOD EVERY WHERE he pushes each time. Plunging in and out, in and out, you throw your head back and HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME!!!!!!! with pleasure. He keeps going until his juices are released in your body and you feel the sensation of your climax. He lays his head on your chest and breathes hard along with you. He looks up at you with The Color Of Death eyes and smiles. You know what? You ask. What? he replies. I bathe twice a day.

Kitsa Jan 6th, 2009 11:52 AM

shit, big mclargehuge, you've cracked the spambot formula.

Big McLargehuge Jan 6th, 2009 11:54 AM

i was looking at the first 20 pages and got nostalgic. to bad the all the top 20 mad libs at elibs.com are strictly avenues for pubescent girls to explore their fantasies

Dixie Jan 6th, 2009 12:22 PM

RAPE

Grislygus Jan 6th, 2009 03:35 PM



RAPE

Grislygus Jan 6th, 2009 03:36 PM


Tadao Jan 6th, 2009 03:38 PM


Grislygus Jan 6th, 2009 03:39 PM


Grislygus Jan 6th, 2009 03:39 PM

And the child was never seen again

Big McLargehuge Jan 6th, 2009 05:04 PM

i tried to do one about the pope but the only funny part was

you cummed all over him and he shoved his tounge into the screaming child and slurped it all up

Big McLargehuge Jan 6th, 2009 05:04 PM

and these have to be made by 30 something pedophiles

Grislygus Jan 6th, 2009 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 606104)
Jonathan Clement: And that my goal... The thing I've been chasing after these last 6 or 7 is permanantly out of my reach.
SacksFromTheDead: having a job and exercising?

:lol

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2009 07:11 AM

I dunno if that chatlog convinces me more that I'm an aspie or that I should make sweet love to Johnny Clement. :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by darkvare (Post 606395)

Why do you love Rei? What about her do you love?

Kitsa Jan 7th, 2009 09:01 AM

Who needs chat to augment this fabulousness?!?!

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2009 09:49 AM

I need positive reinforcement for everything I do. :(

Kitsa Jan 7th, 2009 10:10 AM

I'll reinforce you if you can come up with some wacky college stories.

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2009 10:48 AM

I'd've'd needed to've gone to college for that. :(

Kitsa Jan 7th, 2009 10:48 AM

I'd extend it to any school- there are fucking lunatic teachers in any school.

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2009 11:03 AM

I use alcohol to block any memory from before I was 24.

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2009 11:05 AM


Tadao Jan 7th, 2009 01:15 PM

I like how all of us are looking at you, except for he man over there.

Kitsa Jan 7th, 2009 02:16 PM

I like how Pub uses page braks to show who he likes and who he doesn't.

Tadao Jan 7th, 2009 02:34 PM

:lol at the name of the pic.

My fame is so minimal :tear

Aaarg Jan 7th, 2009 02:39 PM

My sister gets drunk and her problem solving skills increase. For instance, last night the computer "wasn't working" and she wanted to play Mahjong. This is how she fixed it:

Tadao Jan 7th, 2009 02:47 PM

That's kinda hawt.

Aaarg Jan 7th, 2009 02:50 PM

She's single!

Tadao Jan 7th, 2009 02:52 PM

I didn't see any pics of her on your page >: I hope she has that hidden psycho look in her eyes. I'm attracted to that like shit on toilet paper.

Aaarg Jan 7th, 2009 02:57 PM

I have a page? Is it the one with a bunch of pictures including the girl I broke up with in February? Sweet!

I don't think I have any pictures of my sister since I'm normal!

Grislygus Jan 7th, 2009 03:02 PM

Quick question, guys. I'm doing a drawing of Tatty Bogle minding an illegal still, and I'm using the Pope as my primary inspiration for what the malevolent bastard looks like. You guys think that's Purgatory-level offense or a Green Ticket to the Booted-Straight-to-Hell-on-a-Chickengreased-Toboggan ride?

Tadao Jan 7th, 2009 03:07 PM

I was making pope joke the day the last one died to my Catholic GF. I often look up into the sky and flip it off and yell fuck you God, I'm gonna kick your ass! when around religious friends. I think you'll only get a slap on the wrist.

Tadao Jan 7th, 2009 03:31 PM

A&E apparently has a show on traffic cops. It's depressing. :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 7th, 2009 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 606443)

Awesome

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 606478)
Quick question, guys. I'm doing a drawing of Tatty Bogle minding an illegal still, and I'm using the Pope as my primary inspiration for what the malevolent bastard looks like. You guys think that's Purgatory-level offense or a Green Ticket to the Booted-Straight-to-Hell-on-a-Chickengreased-Toboggan ride?

I think they got rid of Purgatory didn't they?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 606481)
A&E apparently has a show on traffic cops. It's depressing. :(

Is that the one where they go around and boot peoples cars?

Tadao Jan 7th, 2009 04:31 PM

Yeah, and hand out tickets to old ladies and nurses.

Kitsa Jan 7th, 2009 05:50 PM

Do you ever watch the one about the really ugly repo people?

Tadao Jan 7th, 2009 05:52 PM

I haven't seen that one really. I think I flipped past it once. It just smells too much of drama trying to be caught on film. I don't find it disturbing because they give grandmas a ticket. It's the fact that they are activly wait for shit to go down on film for great ratings.

MattJack Jan 7th, 2009 07:36 PM



:lol

:(

Kitsa Jan 7th, 2009 07:39 PM

The repo show went for "high drama" yesterday, they had these two guys towing a BMW. One had to crap, so he's driving all crazy. And there's a cameraman in the car they're towing, and the driver goes around a corner too fast because he keeps yelling he needs to take a shit, and he ends up flipping and totaling the BMW.

He and the cameraman were both "fired". Whether they were actually fired or not, I don't know.

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2009 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 606462)
I like how Pub uses page braks to show who he likes and who he doesn't.

Close, it's a montage of the people that have shown me their nipples.

Wanna be in the pic? PM me! :yum

Tadao Jan 7th, 2009 08:13 PM

Since it is my beach party I need to inspect these nipples. Especially Hickmans.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 8th, 2009 03:46 PM

I died my friends hair black last night. I accidently got a bunch of droplets of hair dye on my bathroom floor while applying it. I was wearing black socks so I figured I would just wipe them up with me socks and be done with it. Maybe mop the floor later to be sure. I took my socks off this morning and woke up with Black Feet.

Shrubfest Jan 8th, 2009 04:04 PM

Hehhehheh.

Hehhehhehhehhehhehheh.

This really amuses me for some reason.

Sam Jan 8th, 2009 04:05 PM

THAT IS NOW YOUR INDIAN NAME, BLACK FEET.

Tadao Jan 8th, 2009 04:53 PM

I bet it wasn't dye at all. It was poo from buttsex.

pac-man Jan 8th, 2009 05:02 PM

http://www.blackfeetnation.com/

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 8th, 2009 05:39 PM

There's another amusing story that goes along with black feet but I'll wait till I get home to tell the rest.

kahljorn Jan 8th, 2009 05:55 PM

I've never done good things. I've never done bad things. I've never did anything, out of the blue.

Tadao Jan 8th, 2009 06:25 PM

I'm happy, hope you're happy too.

Aaarg Jan 9th, 2009 12:51 AM

what is this a bunch of david fucking bowies

Kitsa Jan 9th, 2009 12:57 AM

This is what came up when I googled "David fucking Bowie":


Aaarg Jan 9th, 2009 01:00 AM

fuckin labyrinth and shit

awesome.


I have an old (and massive) Casio keyboard for about a week.

Tadao Jan 9th, 2009 01:13 AM

I haven't remembered a dream in a very long time. The last one was about 6 months ago. It almost never happens. I close my eyes and then I wake up having learned absolutely no lessons about the previous day.

Dixie Jan 9th, 2009 02:18 AM

I can't sleep.
Somebody entertain me.

Dixie Jan 9th, 2009 02:25 AM

I promise I'm not drunk nor under the influence of any other substance.

Dixie Jan 9th, 2009 02:30 AM

Once again it's just you and me tonight, Neopets.

Sam Jan 9th, 2009 03:08 AM

How has your pissing been going?

Sam Jan 9th, 2009 03:10 AM

CiG it's just you, me, and your pee.

Sam Jan 9th, 2009 03:11 AM

This is like a dream I had.

Dixie Jan 9th, 2009 03:12 AM

Hahah
Good the Help Forum on Neopets was starting to piss me off.
And my peeing is going well, thank you Duirex for mixing it up with the blue tint!

Dixie Jan 9th, 2009 03:14 AM

Fuck it really is just you and me.

Sam Jan 9th, 2009 03:15 AM

:(

Dixie Jan 9th, 2009 03:16 AM

2 is the lonliest number you will ever dooooooo

Dixie Jan 9th, 2009 03:17 AM

2 can be as bad as 1
it's the lonliest number since the number 1

Dixie Jan 9th, 2009 03:20 AM

Well the good thing is that Tadao guy isn't here. He'd totally ruin the boards right now.
He's such a jerk >:

Dixie Jan 9th, 2009 03:23 AM

And that Rankeri dude.
He's all like "I'm so cool because I live in a place where the sun don't shine"
YEAH WELL SO DO CRABS!

Dixie Jan 9th, 2009 03:26 AM

The worst is Kilgore.
That Puerto Rican motherfucker.
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE TO CLAIM JLO HAS TALENT? HUH BUDDY?
I should be nice to him though, he buys CDs from us.
Hubcap stealing bastard.

executioneer Jan 9th, 2009 03:34 AM

guys you wanna play monopoly

Dixie Jan 9th, 2009 03:35 AM

It would probably be more productive than what I'm doing right now.

Dixie Jan 9th, 2009 03:47 AM

Thimble or cannon?

executioneer Jan 9th, 2009 03:54 AM

http://www.pogo.com/games/monopoly?p...ree_home_board official / temporary room 39


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