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executioneer Jan 9th, 2009 03:56 AM


table 3, password toilets

Dixie Jan 9th, 2009 04:03 AM

10-4 good buddy
On my way

Dixie Jan 9th, 2009 04:11 AM

I seem to be having issues finding and joining it. Also when I can join a game, I can only see little empty blocks where text should be.
:(

executioneer Jan 9th, 2009 04:21 AM

you may need to update your java :(

Dixie Jan 9th, 2009 04:21 AM

I am so pissed. I FINALLY got in and my wireless cut out on me.

Dixie Jan 9th, 2009 04:23 AM

brb

Dixie Jan 9th, 2009 04:33 AM

updated, lets try this again

Dixie Jan 9th, 2009 04:35 AM

DAMMIT
it's still all little blocks to me.

Dixie Jan 9th, 2009 04:40 AM

Wanna play Scrabble?

executioneer Jan 9th, 2009 04:45 AM

haha ok :( or literati maybe, then you won't have to deal with pogo's weird ass interface

Dixie Jan 9th, 2009 04:46 AM

ok
I haven't tried literati!

executioneer Jan 9th, 2009 04:47 AM

social lounge 8

executioneer Jan 9th, 2009 04:49 AM

http://games.yahoo.com/play/lt&ss=1

Dixie Jan 9th, 2009 04:53 AM

I'm totally there.

Dixie Jan 9th, 2009 05:08 AM

GAWD MY COMPUTER SUCKS SOOOOO BAD

executioneer Jan 9th, 2009 05:09 AM

scheisse :(

Dixie Jan 9th, 2009 05:12 AM

Dammit.
Back to Neopets.

Dixie Jan 9th, 2009 05:15 AM

I know you're reading this Tad you jerk.
Snuggling with your jerk dog.
>:

Kitsa Jan 9th, 2009 07:24 AM

my boyfriend and I used to play scrabble like that, years ago.

Grislygus Jan 9th, 2009 01:08 PM

HELLO WASS HAPENIN COOL CATS

Grislygus Jan 9th, 2009 01:08 PM

Holy shit I'm alone. :(

I can do whatever the hell I want to this thread right now

kahljorn Jan 9th, 2009 01:11 PM

yea right not with me here

kahljorn Jan 9th, 2009 01:11 PM

if you thought the law was absent you were absent of thinkin, boy

Grislygus Jan 9th, 2009 01:17 PM

I KIN DO WHATEVER I WANT

kahljorn Jan 9th, 2009 01:26 PM

you, noble savage

Grislygus Jan 9th, 2009 01:28 PM

I HEARBYE COMMENSURATE THIS CAVE WITH PRIMITIVE MARKINGS OF MY CULTURE

Grislygus Jan 9th, 2009 01:30 PM


Grislygus Jan 9th, 2009 01:36 PM

Shit, missed

Tadao Jan 9th, 2009 01:38 PM

Those look like Grateful Dead ghosts.

Grislygus Jan 9th, 2009 01:56 PM

WARNING

The following is a public service announcement. Dr. Jim-Bob Urkel, of the Milwaukee Associated Churches Association, among other high-ranking scientists, has composed a simulation of what it is like to "Be High". The heartrending, disjointed realism of the simulation is not for people of the age of thirty, or with known heart problems. This informal, in-you-face style of education has been judged by the five middle schoolers that made up the focus group to really "speak to kids".



Spoilers!

Grislygus Jan 9th, 2009 02:10 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skoWq...eature=related

Grislygus Jan 9th, 2009 02:12 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ5SwhtSZoU

Tadao Jan 9th, 2009 02:28 PM

There was one called "So What" I think that Ministry sampled into thier song called "So What". I remember seeing MST3K do it and I was all HEY MAN I KNOW THAT VOICE! THEY USED THAT IN THEIR SONG!

Big McLargehuge Jan 9th, 2009 04:27 PM

thank you youtube for delivering me from the hands of the devil. i stood on the precipice about to light an unholy joint and came here to i-mockery hoping to hear the urging voices "it's ok, it's harmless. It is safer than alcohol, don't be a pussy". oh how i struggled, the joint between my lips just looking for a reason to light it up. i came to this thread looking for a sign and lo' my savior GrislyGus left me one. THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY SOUL. i am going to go get drunk now :0

Kitsa Jan 9th, 2009 04:29 PM

Either I have a sinus infection or there is some sort of living beast in there threatening to burst out, Alien-style. :(

pac-man Jan 9th, 2009 04:34 PM

Or maybe your head is gonna splode Total Recall style.



Post pics should that be the case.

Tadao Jan 9th, 2009 04:45 PM

It's so sunny out today, but the fucking wind is dangerous.

Fathom Zero Jan 9th, 2009 05:02 PM

THRILLSEEKERS,

KILL FOR THE LOVE OF KILLING.

Tadao Jan 9th, 2009 05:08 PM

So What?

Tadao Jan 9th, 2009 05:09 PM


Kitsa Jan 9th, 2009 05:15 PM

heh.

This Rod Blagojevich thing is just a bigger train wreck every day.

I always figured it would be near-impossible to find an Illinois politician who wasn't corrupt somehow. It's just the way politics work in that state. I hated living in Chicago. :(

pac-man Jan 9th, 2009 05:17 PM

Yeah, well, the dude isn't just corrupt, he's an idiot.

Kitsa Jan 9th, 2009 05:18 PM

with shifty little eyes.

Tadao Jan 9th, 2009 05:19 PM

Rob is great. That guys used to only exist in my imagination, and to see it played out exactly as I imagine a character like him would do it is like watching a well done book to movie. He's like some late 70's actor.

pac-man Jan 9th, 2009 05:28 PM



Shoulda found a better 'stache, but yeah, I can see late 70's actor in there.

Kitsa Jan 9th, 2009 05:33 PM

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Li...jevich/881482/

Tadao Jan 9th, 2009 05:34 PM

I think it's because he has that "I'm good looking and a guy" attitude. Not so much the money attitude of the 80's. I bet he points at ladies and winks.

pac-man Jan 9th, 2009 05:36 PM

Really!?

pac-man Jan 9th, 2009 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 606969)
I bet he points at ladies and winks.


:lol

Tadao Jan 9th, 2009 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 606968)

I always hated Mad TV's "literally" sketch.

Kitsa Jan 9th, 2009 05:39 PM





I was never much for MadTV in general. Most of the sketches went on way longer than they should have (not that SNL doesn't have the same problem).

RaNkeri Jan 9th, 2009 05:39 PM

my throat is sore, but when I swallow I feel pain in my ears instead of feeling it in my throat.

And the voices in my head have become a bit more aggressive too

Tadao Jan 9th, 2009 05:44 PM

Oh no, more death metal from Finland :rolleyes

I haven't watched SNL for like 8 years.

RaNkeri Jan 9th, 2009 05:49 PM

Pablo Francisco is coming to Finland again, but I'm pretty sure that the tickets will be over priced :/

He's good, but not 30+ € good

Tadao Jan 9th, 2009 05:51 PM

What is that equal to? 5 clams and a rock?

Kitsa Jan 9th, 2009 05:52 PM

your ears and throat are all one, Rankeri.


ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmm..............

RaNkeri Jan 9th, 2009 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 606979)
What is that equal to? 5 clams and a rock?


Shut your mouth, last time I checked was date raping $



Bitchin'

Fathom Zero Jan 9th, 2009 05:58 PM

hahaha

You remind me of a Polish guy I once knew, and I try to imagine everything you say in that voice.

Grislygus Jan 9th, 2009 06:00 PM

It's true, 30 can get you a genuine member of the Swedish Bikini team to put the wig back on and dance for you dressed in nothing but a small towel

Fathom Zero Jan 9th, 2009 06:02 PM

Ahhhh, la vida!

Grislygus Jan 9th, 2009 06:04 PM

I swear, using American dollars is the monetary equivalent of having a tiny dick right now, soon we're going to turn into Japan in both areas

Tadao Jan 9th, 2009 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 606987)
It's true, 30 can get you a genuine member of the Swedish Bikini team to put the wig back on and dance for you dressed in nothing but a small towel

:lol

Tadao Jan 9th, 2009 06:07 PM

I've been enjoying History channels doomsday week. Without America the world would starve. :rolleyes

Kitsa Jan 9th, 2009 06:11 PM

I think the History Channel Doomsday week is a load of bullshit. I kind of lost respect for them a little bit, pandering to the mass-panic crap.

Grislygus Jan 9th, 2009 06:14 PM

The world starves with America in the picture, too, let the poor-ass little African scumfucks get what's comin to em, we need to spoil our genetic debris with Big Macs and more Walmart shopping locations

Tadao Jan 9th, 2009 06:15 PM

I'm a fan of 2012 though. But yeah they haven't really been the same since Discovery Channel came along.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 9th, 2009 06:16 PM

I'm in debt again but at least now I have a bed. I moved into my new place 18 months ago and couldn't fit the box spring through the upstairs hallway. Mattress on the floor with a crippy back is no good at all. Can't wait until tuesday.

Kitsa Jan 9th, 2009 06:16 PM

Let's not forget that the world ends for hundreds of thousands of people every single day.

Grislygus Jan 9th, 2009 06:17 PM

I've known about all of those little history factoids for three years, and yet all of a sudden dullards twice my age are popping off about this shit all over the place, cause they watched one history channel bit

I had to read fucking books and befriend a mythology professor to load up on that useless information, issa fucking jip

Tadao Jan 9th, 2009 06:29 PM

Shut it 10k, you have 3 ho's to keep you warm.

All this Obama stuff does give way to Revelations. I love it. I think 2012 will scare the shit out of most Americans. It's awesome how it's so close to Jesus's supposed birthday.

RaNkeri Jan 9th, 2009 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 606992)
I've been enjoying History channels doomsday week. Without America the world would starve. :rolleyes


Reasonable, noting how in these wishy-washy recent wars you run in, stomp all over a developing nation and run out again declaring victory around the time the population have to start eating their own dead

:rolleyes

Tadao Jan 9th, 2009 06:32 PM

And how we rape your women in order to provide you more food.

Tadao Jan 9th, 2009 06:35 PM

I'm not so much un-american as I am disappointed by the whole human race. I'm sure the human race feels the same about me.

Tadao Jan 9th, 2009 07:30 PM

NVM too traceable :eek

kahljorn Jan 10th, 2009 01:47 AM

at work today this cunt straight up told me to ring her gay turkey sandwich up as a ham sandwich. she was all, "isnt that sandwich five dollars" "is that a turkey sandwich" "yes" "ok it's six dollars" "you didn't tell me it was five dollars" ok well it's six dollars and she was all "But the sign says five dollar footlongs and you didn't say it wasn't five dollars" and I said "well the sign says which sandwiches are five dollars for a foot long" and she walked over to the sign and walked back and said, "Ring it up for a ham sandwich" and i was all, "What? but it was a turkey" "ring it up as a ham" "why you ordered a turkey" "just do it as a ham you didn't tell me about it aren't you supposed to please the customer" "no and i dont see what that has to do with you ordering a turkey sandwich and not a ham" "you should've told me it was five dollars!" "You should have read the sign appropriately" "who's your manager?" ....

Tadao Jan 10th, 2009 01:52 AM

Lol, I hate people. You should have thrown it in the trash and asked her what she wants to buy.

Pub Lover Jan 10th, 2009 01:54 AM

I'd have asked if she wanted me to make her a Ham on instead. I'd also ask her out on a date.



Haha, I'm kidding, I wouldn't get a job like that.

kahljorn Jan 10th, 2009 01:56 AM

I said, "Do you still want these sandwiches" then she thought about it with MISCHIEF IN HER EYES and said, "No" and I said "Ok bye" some customers laughed after that heh
lol some of the customers were all scared of me like i put pickles on the wrong side and they were all "you put that on the wrong side OH BUT ITS OKAY DONT WORRY ABOUT IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL" but afterwords they made fun of her too ;p
its too bad for her cause i usually hook stuff up if people are nice but she had to DEMAND that i ring it up as a ham sandwich.

kahljorn Jan 10th, 2009 01:59 AM

pub lover im just glad I get to serve justice

Tadao Jan 10th, 2009 02:03 AM

You'd be amazed at what people try to do at a bakery. Like stick their finger in a pie and say that it was poked and can I have it for half off. I was the manager, so I was able to throw it away if front of them and say no. I'd have to toss it anyways.

kahljorn Jan 10th, 2009 02:05 AM

nothing brings me more pleasure in life than being an asshole to assholes :(
but it is a dangerous sport

RaNkeri Jan 10th, 2009 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 607129)
at work today this cunt straight up told me to ring her gay turkey sandwich up as a ham sandwich. she was all, "isnt that sandwich five dollars" "is that a turkey sandwich" "yes" "ok it's six dollars" "you didn't tell me it was five dollars" ok well it's six dollars and she was all "But the sign says five dollar footlongs and you didn't say it wasn't five dollars" and I said "well the sign says which sandwiches are five dollars for a foot long" and she walked over to the sign and walked back and said, "Ring it up for a ham sandwich" and i was all, "What? but it was a turkey" "ring it up as a ham" "why you ordered a turkey" "just do it as a ham you didn't tell me about it aren't you supposed to please the customer" "no and i dont see what that has to do with you ordering a turkey sandwich and not a ham" "you should've told me it was five dollars!" "You should have read the sign appropriately" "who's your manager?"

I said, "Do you still want these sandwiches" then she thought about it with MISCHIEF IN HER EYES and said, "No" and I said "Ok bye" some customers laughed after that heh
lol some of the customers were all scared of me like i put pickles on the wrong side and they were all "you put that on the wrong side OH BUT ITS OKAY DONT WORRY ABOUT IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL" but afterwords they made fun of her too ;p
its too bad for her cause i usually hook stuff up if people are nice but she had to DEMAND that i ring it up as a ham sandwich.

Holy shit Kahljorn, I can relate to that

executioneer Jan 10th, 2009 09:29 AM



i just bought this knife because it looked awesome but apparently it's a fancey schmancy cheese knife that's normally like 35-40 bucks and i got it for $10 :o

RaNkeri Jan 10th, 2009 10:21 AM

I'm making spaghetti with meatballs, you'll hear the results in 30 mins :eek

RaNkeri Jan 10th, 2009 10:24 AM

Shit! I'm all out of parmesan :x

RaNkeri Jan 10th, 2009 11:29 AM


Fathom Zero Jan 10th, 2009 12:22 PM

what the fuck is that?

Kitsa Jan 10th, 2009 12:45 PM

I used to work in a strip mall that had the best chinese restaurant ever. I ate there every day and did all sorts of favors for them when they came to my store. They never gave me a discount ever. They even made sure I knew they were gonna charge me an extra 75 cents to have cashews mixed in with my fried rice, lol.

Esuohlim Jan 10th, 2009 01:29 PM

Dude Rankeri, gross :x

WhiteRat Jan 10th, 2009 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 607183)
what the fuck is that?

That had to have come straight out of his ass.

RaNkeri Jan 10th, 2009 01:58 PM

Well, it sure as hell doesn't look the same as in the cook book but it was delicious >:

Tadao Jan 10th, 2009 02:04 PM

Looks like penis chunks on noodles. What sauce did you use, cause it doesn't look like tomato.

RaNkeri Jan 10th, 2009 02:15 PM

The sauce consists of tomatoes and a chopped red onion. I used white bread when making the meatballs and cooked the meatballs in the sauce which may have caused the rather weird looking color

Shrubfest Jan 10th, 2009 02:25 PM

And it's got parmesan on, right?

Tadao Jan 10th, 2009 02:34 PM

It only looks like melted parmesan is on it. :x

Shrubfest Jan 10th, 2009 02:36 PM

Just its probly the parmesan that makes it look icky.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 10th, 2009 02:45 PM

That looks delicious.

Also, I'm down to zero ladies to keep me warm.

kahljorn Jan 10th, 2009 04:08 PM

Quote:

Holy shit Kahljorn, I can relate to that
yea probably anybody who has worked retail can relate to customers thinking they should get whatever they want.
I don't get what's with customers. I mean, people post prices for a reason. And signs? Those usually have words explaining deals. It's like they intentionally ignore them and expect their ignorance to pay for their sandwich. I just don't understand who raised these fucking idiots.

Tadao Jan 10th, 2009 04:13 PM

And never ever complain about service when you plan on putting their food in your mouth.

MattJack Jan 10th, 2009 04:14 PM

what a dumb bitc*


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