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Grislygus Jan 20th, 2009 06:44 PM

I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO PUT IN MY TWO SENSE ABOUT RANDOM TRIVIA BECAUSE I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE ON THE FIELD. DID YOU KNOW THAT OSU'S RUNNING BACK IS THE SINGLE GREATEST PLACE SINCE INSERT BULLSHIT REFERENCE HERE?

Grislygus Jan 20th, 2009 06:46 PM

I DID NOT KNOW THAT, GUS! WOW! WHAT A TEAM! THEY JUST LOST TEN YARDS! HOLY SHIT, THAT'S A REALLY EDGY STRATEGY! AAAAAND OSU MISSES ANOTHER FIELD GOAL! DAMN, THAT WIND IS LIKE A GODDAMNED HURRICANE! AND IT'S COLD, TOO!

Grislygus Jan 20th, 2009 06:46 PM

SO, RANDOM FORMER PLAYER TURNED COMMENTATOR, WHAT DO YOU THINK IS A BIGGER THREAT TO THESE FANTASTIC ATHLETES, A MILD BREEZE OR A CHILL?

Grislygus Jan 20th, 2009 06:47 PM

WELL UUUUUUUUUNH THE COLD WAS DEFINITELY NOT A PROBLEM, I AM ALMOST PRETTY SURE. THE WIND, I THINK, THE WIND IS DEFINITELY A BIGGER PROBLEM THAN BEING COLD. THAT IS MY OPINION, YES

Pub Lover Jan 20th, 2009 06:48 PM

Grislygus joins Pub Lover in being confused and angered by ZeldaQueen.

They hold hands for mutual support.

Grislygus Jan 20th, 2009 06:50 PM

Share a flask for mutual support. We need her picture so that I can draw an unflattering portrait

Tadao Jan 20th, 2009 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 608825)
Share a flask for mutual support. We need her picture so that I can draw an unflattering portrait

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen (Post 584422)

:love

WhiteRat Jan 20th, 2009 07:10 PM

Bought a pair of these today:

Quote:

These binoculars look and feel just like the real things. Each side is an eight ounce flask for a total of 16 ounces of your drink of choice. The eyepieces pull off and make handy shot glasses so you don't have the game beggers taking pulls off the poor spout.

Kitsa Jan 20th, 2009 07:22 PM

I acquired my knowledge of Pokemon and Power Puff Girls through babysitting 2 korean kids for years and they were HEAVY into that shit.

I think most cartoons today are garbage.

Tadao Jan 20th, 2009 07:29 PM

I never liked cartoons much as a kid. Always hated Flinstones/Jetsons/Scooby Doo Etc. I think I liked Daffy Duck and that's about it.

pac-man Jan 21st, 2009 12:12 AM

I'm shocked your not a Bugs Bunny fan.

bigtimecow Jan 21st, 2009 12:16 AM

IS THIS THING ALIVE

bigtimecow Jan 21st, 2009 12:16 AM

what's up mr. pac man

pac-man Jan 21st, 2009 12:17 AM

Just waiting for the change to kick in.

bigtimecow Jan 21st, 2009 12:18 AM

obama was mad nervous today, stumbling all over his words :lol

bigtimecow Jan 21st, 2009 12:23 AM

i keep farting

Zomboid Jan 21st, 2009 12:34 AM

I shaved my head. I do it like once a year and then just grow it all out and when it gets so long that it annoys me a bit, I shave it all. I am thinking of shaving my goatee too and being all DISGUISED.

I figure if I did that and people don't recognize me at the bars I've been to, I have carte blanche and can be a total douchebag ALL OVER AGAIN.

bigtimecow Jan 21st, 2009 12:37 AM

i recently shaved part of my beard so now i have sideburns and a goat

i look ballin

Shyandquietguy Jan 21st, 2009 12:49 AM

With the grain or against it, Zomboid?

Zomboid Jan 21st, 2009 01:04 AM

I had to use my beard trimmer, and I didn't use a razor to shave it right to the scalp. So, pretty much however I could get it all off.

bigtimecow Jan 21st, 2009 01:06 AM

tomorrow morning i need to get the shaving cream out and bic this bad boy

Shyandquietguy Jan 21st, 2009 01:07 AM

Which is it?

Tadao Jan 21st, 2009 01:09 AM

Always shave against the grain.

bigtimecow Jan 21st, 2009 01:09 AM

if its short then with the grain, otherwise it kills. but if its longer than against it because its flimsy enough to not hurt :pussy

Shyandquietguy Jan 21st, 2009 01:12 AM

Zomboid, which is it?

Shyandquietguy Jan 21st, 2009 01:27 AM

Indecision is just fear to a holy man, Zomboid. Either get a vest for winter or wear a coat.

Zomboid Jan 21st, 2009 01:43 AM

I went against the grain! It was the most effective way of getting all the hair off.

I have a coat that has a vest attachment that I can zip into it.

Shyandquietguy Jan 21st, 2009 02:20 AM

Is that how you treat someone trying to help you?

Mockery Jan 21st, 2009 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 608787)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 608784)
Sorry for the delay in posting this... here be my current entertainment center / workplace setup.


Bape skin is better, admit it :rolleyes

make me :picklehat

Tadao Jan 21st, 2009 04:28 AM


Tadao Jan 21st, 2009 04:29 AM

:p

Kitsa Jan 21st, 2009 09:43 AM

I found an email address scribbled in an old book I bought. I got all excited and emailed it. It was a dud :(

Esuohlim Jan 21st, 2009 10:18 AM



I WAS THE BEST MAN AT A WEDDING. IF I'M THE BEST MAN, WHY IS SHE MARRYING THIS GUY?

Aaarg Jan 21st, 2009 12:03 PM

aaaaaahahahahahahahaha

ooh that was a kneeslapper

Kitsa Jan 21st, 2009 12:08 PM

also

yesterday someone called me and hung up. I thought it was more of that collections bullshit for that Greg guy. So I called back. It rang 5 times, and then whoever answered didn't know English.

Them: (unidentifiable language)

Me: Did someone from this number just call me?

Them: (some sort of question in unidentifiable language)

Me: Someone from this number? Just call my phone?

Them: (babble in aforementioned language) Wha?

Me: Never mind.

I forgot until the bf mentioned it later that people's numbers can be spoofed. That would explain why they seemed to think I was harassing them and not the other way round.

Pub Lover Jan 21st, 2009 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 608925)
Being buggered by Gordon Ramsay.:eek

Have you forgotten that you now illustrate your dreams?



Please. :)

Grislygus Jan 21st, 2009 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 608825)
Share a flask for mutual support. We need her picture so that I can draw an unflattering portrait

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen (Post 584422)
'ere we go:





RaNkeri Jan 21st, 2009 03:15 PM

:rolleyes

Grislygus Jan 21st, 2009 03:20 PM











RaNkeri Jan 21st, 2009 03:31 PM

I made a B-29 scale model once.

Tadao Jan 21st, 2009 03:44 PM

:lol @ Gus

RaNkeri Jan 21st, 2009 03:50 PM

I had few shermans too :x

Never had one that would've been 1/35 though :(

Tadao Jan 21st, 2009 05:44 PM

Your age on other planets.

http://www.exploratorium.edu/ronh/age/

Kitsa Jan 21st, 2009 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 608935)
Have you forgotten that you now illustrate your dreams?



Please. :)


I started by saying that it's a memory best put behind me, then I stopped for obvious reasons.

If I had a choice, it damn sure wouldn't be Gordon Ramsay, let's say that much.

It's a memory best repressed, eh wot?:hypno

Pub Lover Jan 21st, 2009 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkvare (Post 608984)
so i'm makinga thread about plush toys and post pictures of them
and i wanna se yours too

Darkvare has posted a thread that matches Rog's thread on 'Entertainment Centers'.

Tadao, everyone is crying out for you to troll us with your penis.

Tadao Jan 21st, 2009 09:27 PM

Plush toys are Mexican Enterainment systems :(

What you talking about Pubbles?

Pub Lover Jan 21st, 2009 09:38 PM

Oh, I forgot, you shave your junk. Whoops. :x

Tadao Jan 21st, 2009 09:42 PM

:lol I get it now.

Esuohlim Jan 22nd, 2009 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 608970)
Your age on other planets.

http://www.exploratorium.edu/ronh/age/

Venus got some long ass days

RaNkeri Jan 22nd, 2009 06:01 AM

:rolleyes

RaNkeri Jan 22nd, 2009 06:05 AM


Kitsa Jan 22nd, 2009 09:16 AM

Rankeri, I just took a muscle relaxer and it is really fucking with me the way that dog picture is moving exactly to the beat of every single Ramones song I've played since you posted it, even allowing for pauses between songs :(

Shrubfest Jan 22nd, 2009 10:52 AM

How dare there be noone talking when i need some satisfying anonomous abuse.

Sam Jan 22nd, 2009 10:58 AM

I GOT SOME ABUSE FOR YOU.

Shrubfest Jan 22nd, 2009 11:28 AM

Thank God.

Abuse me Sam.

Esuohlim Jan 22nd, 2009 12:16 PM

SAM

RaNkeri Jan 22nd, 2009 01:33 PM

:rolleyes

RaNkeri Jan 22nd, 2009 03:09 PM


Kitsa Jan 22nd, 2009 03:43 PM

New "Sasha and Malia" beanie baby dolls...but, uh, they SWEAR they're not named after the Obama girls! The names were chosen COMPLETELY AT RANDOM!!!!!

http://www.nwi.com/articles/2009/01/.../d95s7tdg2.txt

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2009 04:30 PM

Those seem to have bewbs.

Kitsa Jan 22nd, 2009 05:10 PM

Man submits drawing of 7-legged spider in lieu of money to pay debt

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2009 05:24 PM

The lady was very kind to return the picture. She could have stolen it and sold it for almost $600.

Kitsa Jan 22nd, 2009 05:32 PM

I appreciated her no-nonsense approach.

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2009 05:41 PM

When I posted that no one cared! :tear

Kitsa Jan 22nd, 2009 05:48 PM

I'm sorry, I didn't see it.

I'll make it up to you, here's Joey Ramone and his mommy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Fo1_ZV7CY

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2009 05:59 PM

That is an awesome mommy.

Kitsa Jan 22nd, 2009 06:22 PM

Yeah, she was an awesome mommy :(

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2009 06:47 PM

Today is the first day I've had in a long time where I don't really care about much. It's been like summer here all month and now it's seems to be going away for a while :( I love summer.

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2009 07:04 PM


Kitsa Jan 22nd, 2009 07:08 PM

cute.

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2009 07:12 PM


Tadao Jan 22nd, 2009 07:13 PM


Kitsa Jan 22nd, 2009 07:14 PM

you've got to admit she's a cute dog, even if she is a little batshit

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2009 07:17 PM

Definitely! But then again, I do find batshit crazy cute :(

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2009 07:19 PM

I should submit her to cuteoverload.com

Kitsa Jan 22nd, 2009 07:24 PM



She got 12 stuffed animals for Christmas from well-intentioned relatives and has destroyed 11 of them.

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2009 07:49 PM


Tadao Jan 22nd, 2009 08:44 PM

Worth 1000 did a tribute to Farside Comics. Maybe you'll find it in there Kitsa.

http://www.worth1000.com/contest.asp...e=5000#entries

Aaarg Jan 22nd, 2009 09:00 PM

those are some awful photoshop jobs.

Aaarg Jan 22nd, 2009 09:01 PM

i'm saying that MY DICK could photoshop a better image using MY ASS instead of photoshop

but MY ASS is an expensive application so i may want to download A CRACK

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2009 09:03 PM


Aaarg Jan 22nd, 2009 09:47 PM

So true.

Tadao Jan 23rd, 2009 01:15 AM


Grislygus Jan 23rd, 2009 01:32 AM

Christ Tadao, I already knew you were a jap and a pedophile, but I didn't know you were that bad

Tadao Jan 23rd, 2009 01:33 AM

???

Tadao Jan 23rd, 2009 01:37 AM

Crap, That's 4chan :( I SWEAR I WASN'T THERE!

Aaarg Jan 23rd, 2009 02:09 AM

Seriously, a fucking /b/tard? FREAK.

Tadao Jan 23rd, 2009 02:17 AM

What is a btard?

bigtimecow Jan 23rd, 2009 02:17 AM

TADAO DID YOU HAVE LIKE A 4 YEAR HIATUS ON THIS BOARD

it says you joined in 2002, i joined in 2004 and i don't remember seeing you post at all until like a year ago :/

Aaarg Jan 23rd, 2009 02:19 AM

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/B/tard

Tadao Jan 23rd, 2009 02:22 AM

I'm Jixby Phillips Shhhhhh.

Tadao Jan 23rd, 2009 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 609202)

So what you are saying is that you know more about 4chan than I do. No wonder your whore girlfriend left you.

Aaarg Jan 23rd, 2009 02:37 AM

:'(

Tadao Jan 23rd, 2009 02:41 AM

She was hot though. I forget, how did you fuck that up?

Aaarg Jan 23rd, 2009 02:54 AM

I temporarily moved back in with my dad so I could make 500-600 dollars a week rather than barely 250/week and have to spend most of that on gas. Though we had discussed it before I left, she "got new perspectives" on the whole thing and I guess felt as though I had abandoned her.

What I think happened is she fucked somebody else (she had a history of cheating on boyfriends--for Christ's sake I fucked her for a week while she was still dating someone else) and didn't want to be honest about it.

She was certainly hot, though. Great tits, too.

Tadao Jan 23rd, 2009 03:14 AM

If you posted dirty pics of her you would be justified.

Aaarg Jan 23rd, 2009 03:35 AM

Don't have any, anyway.

Kitsa Jan 23rd, 2009 08:09 AM

I'm pissed off at my toaster.

Put 2 pieces of bread in on light, barely toasted.

Put 2 pieces of bread in on medium, burned.

Put 2 pieces of bread in on light, then on light again (shortest possible setting)...burned.

Strangely enough, it does everything but toast this particular brand of bread really well. It must be the bread. Guess I should be pissed off at the bread.

bigtimecow Jan 23rd, 2009 08:22 AM

what kind of bread? i prefer some straight up 100% whole wheat myself :D

Kitsa Jan 23rd, 2009 08:27 AM

This is special 40 calories/slice diet bread that the bf has been getting. I prefer wholegrain oatmeal or wheat bread if given the choice.


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