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bigtimecow Jan 23rd, 2009 09:11 AM

oh man, some wheat toast with grape jelly right now sounds amaaaaaaaaaaazing

and a coffee with cream and sugar but that's getting outlandish :(

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2009 11:17 AM

Yay! Someone finally merged the What Are You Eating thread with my sweet little baby. :D

Next I hope for it to eat that damn PYPH bitch. >:

Or maybe the entire Sport forum? :x

bigtimecow Jan 23rd, 2009 01:18 PM

SHUT THE FUCK UP PUB LOVER

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP

RaNkeri Jan 23rd, 2009 02:23 PM

Bitchin'

HickMan Jan 23rd, 2009 02:48 PM

hay guys i'm back i just graduated quartermaster school yay!

pac-man Jan 23rd, 2009 03:18 PM

Did they teach you how to be jewish with supplies or is that something you guys just pick up over time?

RaNkeri Jan 23rd, 2009 03:57 PM

For some reason i've been humming/singing the gay bar song the whole day without any good reason. :x

Tadao Jan 23rd, 2009 04:28 PM

That bread might set your toaster on fire, be carefull!

Kitsa Jan 23rd, 2009 04:33 PM

Dammit, why can't I be asian so I can be my avatar-woman next Halloween?:tear

Tadao Jan 23rd, 2009 04:55 PM

If you were good with makeup you could still do it. I can't even tell she's asian, you you have a head start.

Kitsa Jan 23rd, 2009 04:57 PM

I got an A+ in stage makeup in college, but that was well before my latex allergy developed, and no one ever asked me to make myself Asian :/

RaNkeri Jan 23rd, 2009 05:22 PM

At the gay bar
gay bar
gay bar
YEEEEEOWWWWWW!

Kitsa Jan 23rd, 2009 05:23 PM

My dog needs to shut the hell up because if I take her out I'm going to end up with all the neighborhood kids in my yard and I'm just not in the mood today :(


Grislygus Jan 23rd, 2009 05:34 PM



RaNkeri Jan 23rd, 2009 05:40 PM

Suffering from constipation, Gus?

Kitsa Jan 23rd, 2009 06:01 PM


pac-man Jan 23rd, 2009 06:19 PM

Must be a Watchmen fan.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 23rd, 2009 07:14 PM

Whatever format the pictures people post here usually doesn't work for me at work. I normally have to guess what people are talking about until I get home and fill myself in.

WhiteRat Jan 23rd, 2009 07:41 PM

Someone isn't doing the required maintenance:


DevilWearsPrada Jan 23rd, 2009 08:18 PM

:puke

Kitsa Jan 24th, 2009 11:44 AM

That's nasty. But it looks as if she's wearing different pants in the 2nd pic?

I have no energy today. Not good if I plan to get anything accomplished other than watch the all-stars skills tonight :/

WhiteRat Jan 24th, 2009 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 609393)
That's nasty. But it looks as if she's wearing different pants in the 2nd pic?

The shirt and pants being lighter in the second pic is probably due to the camera lighting/shadows, etc.

That would be much nastier if the heffer was photographed in two different outfits with flies scopin' her crack.

Kitsa Jan 24th, 2009 12:29 PM

Did I mention in the ER stories thread about the guy who had sores filled with bugs?

I will NEVER forget that smell in my entire life, and I thought I was good with that shit- I even spent a summer picking maggots off dead pigs to get my forensic entomology cert.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 24th, 2009 02:22 PM

Roller derby tonight. Can't wait.

Kitsa Jan 24th, 2009 03:38 PM

NHL all-star skillz tonight. Also can't wait.

I have mah hot pockets, mah chips and dip, mah sliced veggies. I am ready to go.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 24th, 2009 04:21 PM

I need to DVR teh skillz comp when I get home and remember to DVR the game for tomorrow.

Tadao Jan 24th, 2009 06:30 PM

No matter what part he plays, the guy from Christine creeps me the fuck out.

Kitsa Jan 24th, 2009 07:20 PM

which guy?

(I am here during le commercial break)

Tadao Jan 24th, 2009 09:18 PM


Esuohlim Jan 24th, 2009 09:49 PM

The kid from Back to School :rolleyes

Oingo Boingo were in that movie :rolleyes :rolleyes

WhiteRat Jan 24th, 2009 09:53 PM

That was on Comedy Central just a few hours ago.

IT'S A DEAD MAN'S PARTY

Tadao Jan 24th, 2009 10:19 PM

Yeah, I was watching it and he is super scary creepy. I think it's his teeth.

Colonel Flagg Jan 24th, 2009 10:29 PM

I just had dinner with my dad and step-mom. I think I'd rather stick needles in my eyes next time. :x

Tadao Jan 24th, 2009 10:39 PM

Did you get grounded?

Fathom Zero Jan 24th, 2009 10:42 PM

Put on some Electric Wizard, now it's time to shower in the dark.

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2009 11:46 PM

hey everyone

Fathom Zero Jan 24th, 2009 11:49 PM

HAY SEVEN FORCE

Colonel Flagg Jan 25th, 2009 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 609464)
Did you get grounded?

No, but I was considering electrocuting my Dad.

3 drink minimum.

:domo

Kitsa Jan 25th, 2009 12:32 PM

I've been through dinners like that.

I went outside with the aim of sweeping the light, fluffy snow off the driveway before it got tromped-through and turned icy. Then when I was finished I noticed that more had come down (as, indeed, it'd been snowing the whole time). So I did it all over again. And when I finished, I saw that even more snow had come down, so I did it all over again. And basically got stuck in a compulsive loop for about 2 hours. I must have looked like an idiot and I was freezing my ass off.

Finally I snapped out of it and I'm trying to just do it on the hour instead of frantically trying to sweep away each ten or twelve flakes as they fall. :/

Fathom Zero Jan 25th, 2009 01:24 PM

Throw some hot water on it and melt it all away!

Pub Lover Jan 25th, 2009 01:27 PM

Hey Kitsa! I suggest you put ice on your driveway so you can slip and fall and be completely disabled rather than just partially!

This plan has few drawbacks and is backed by the good Doctor Alford.

Kitsa Jan 25th, 2009 01:31 PM

It gives me warm fuzzies to know you guys are looking out for me.

Shrubfest Jan 25th, 2009 01:33 PM

How is everyone this day?

RaNkeri Jan 25th, 2009 02:04 PM

Abe Lincoln was the first person ever to use an emoticon.



Stop the press

Pub Lover Jan 25th, 2009 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 609527)
How is everyone this day?

All the better for the conjunction of you and my imagination.

RaNkeri Jan 25th, 2009 02:55 PM

:rolleyes

Pub Lover Jan 25th, 2009 03:21 PM

Get your tyttobakteeri-infected, eye-rolling, Finnish-speaking ass outta here, Ranny-K.

Don't you have a new tv to buy?

Tadao Jan 25th, 2009 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 609533)
Abe Lincoln was the first person ever to use an emoticon.



Stop the press

Explain yourself

:rolleyes

RaNkeri Jan 25th, 2009 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 609540)
Explain yourself

:rolleyes

http://www.labnol.org/internet/did-a...emoticon/6682/

:rolleyes

Kitsa Jan 25th, 2009 04:02 PM

==):-)=

RaNkeri Jan 25th, 2009 04:12 PM


WhiteRat Jan 25th, 2009 04:24 PM

hahahhahahah HUNTIN' BEAVER:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjsArvcl3vo

RaNkeri Jan 25th, 2009 04:34 PM

HAHA I get it!

Pub Lover Jan 25th, 2009 04:34 PM


Pub Lover Jan 25th, 2009 05:17 PM

I pay attention to all the wrong sports. Cricket, Rugby, & Ladies Tennis?

The only one I got to discuss in the sports forum was the tennis, and it mostly consisted of ElPila rubbing his legs like an Argentinian Vic Reeves.

Kitsa Jan 25th, 2009 05:24 PM

I met a lady last year in a surgery waiting room...she was a research physician, from India but working here in the US, married to a caucasian American.

She took him to India and his first hour there, he's trying out cricket with her family (the family he just met) and somehow completely shreds his lower leg to bits.

First time ever out of the country and he's in an Indian ER. No ambulances, so they piled him in a taxi to get him there. They gave him some sort of emergency surgery- screws and pins- to get him home. So she was waiting for the American doctors to redo the job because she (an Indian doctor) didn't trust the doctors in New Delhi.

My semi-point was, how scary would it be to be so seriously injured an HOUR after you arrive in a foreign country your first time ever, and even your native-born spouse is looking nervous?

Tadao Jan 25th, 2009 06:09 PM

Pffft, I've had worse.

Big McLargehuge Jan 26th, 2009 12:56 AM

does anybody here own a pistol? i am considering getting one and i need input. i want a Kimber Raptor II but there is no way i am dropping 1400 dollars.

Big McLargehuge Jan 26th, 2009 12:56 AM

HOW THE FUCK :(

Big McLargehuge Jan 26th, 2009 12:57 AM

I swear i only pressed the button once.

Tadao Jan 26th, 2009 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 609600)
HAHAHAHAHA MAKE ONE ABOUT ME >:


Esuohlim Jan 26th, 2009 02:53 AM

I got banned from StripCreator six years ago :(

Esuohlim Jan 26th, 2009 02:59 AM

http://www.stripcreator.com/users/Netuohnav

lol

RaNkeri Jan 26th, 2009 06:46 AM

I'd also pick Esuohlim for the worst regular ever :rolleyes

Dixie Jan 26th, 2009 07:07 AM

I'm feeling pretty good.
A little past 7 AM and I'm already intoxicated.
I probably shouldn't try to pack dishes now, but I'm going to anyways.

I'd say we've packed about half the house at this point.
Now I'm selling clothes on craigslist.
I'll pee on them for an extra $10 (plus shipping and handling).
;) ;)

Kitsa Jan 26th, 2009 08:50 AM

lol

In other news: this struck me last night and apparently I'm not the only one who thinks so.

Ovechkin totally looks like that Jaws guy

Esuohlim Jan 26th, 2009 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 609614)
I'd also pick Esuohlim for the worst regular ever :rolleyes

DUH

executioneer Jan 26th, 2009 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 609607)
I got banned from StripCreator six years ago :(

milhouse i demand that you edit the frowny face in this post into a lol face, it is not sad face to be banned from strip crater by brad the canadian who bans everyone funny

HickMan Jan 26th, 2009 11:29 AM

Sup guys!

Shrubfest Jan 26th, 2009 11:44 AM

Hickman, you make the army seem ok. How dare you upset my principles.

HickMan Jan 26th, 2009 11:52 AM

The Army is more then OK. It's downright great

Kitsa Jan 26th, 2009 11:55 AM

I have two cousins who went through survival training together and would use it to fuck with people. I remember going to the grocery store with them and each one somehow knew exactly where the other was at all times. They'd throw glass jars over the tops of the aisles at each other and catch them every time.

They also put colored smokebombs down groundhog holes, which resulted in a spectacular rainbow groundhog parade and the single awesomest 4th of July ever.

Shrubfest Jan 26th, 2009 12:14 PM

Bad shouty army people and princes. I bet they have bad recycling facilities too.

Pub Lover Jan 26th, 2009 01:29 PM

Gentlemen, wanking gives you cancer. [link]

Please, knock it off.

Shrubfest Jan 26th, 2009 01:31 PM

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
haha.


hahahahha. I like this. Like it's gonna stop anyone.

Esuohlim Jan 26th, 2009 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 609621)
milhouse i demand that you edit the frowny face in this post into a lol face, it is not sad face to be banned from strip crater by brad the canadian who bans everyone funny

It is lol and a badge of honor but apparently I made over 500 comics and I'd like to know where they all went >:

Kitsa Jan 26th, 2009 03:03 PM

Police Search for Jail Escapee (read for description of clothing)

How the hell are they dressing people in jail there?

Tadao Jan 26th, 2009 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 609646)
Gentlemen, wanking gives you cancer. [link]

Please, knock it off.

I can still wank, so long as I massage my prostate ;)

RaNkeri Jan 26th, 2009 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 609650)
Police Search for Jail Escapee (read for description of clothing)

How the hell are they dressing people in jail there?


:lol

It's pretty obvious who happened to be the prison's bitch. No wonder he's on the run

Tadao Jan 26th, 2009 04:19 PM

Dad has a virus that seems to be activated by Chinese New Year.

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!

Pub Lover Jan 26th, 2009 04:22 PM

How do I group shapes in photoshop?

RaNkeri Jan 26th, 2009 04:30 PM

Holy shit guys, over weight is contagious :eek

Tadao Jan 26th, 2009 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 609663)
How do I group shapes in photoshop?

Is this what you are talking about?

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question...2024839AAdFyc8

Pub Lover Jan 26th, 2009 04:39 PM

Thank you, T-Dawg. Someday I'll install google on this computer and I won't have to keep asking for help. :)

Kitsa Jan 26th, 2009 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 609661)
:lol

It's pretty obvious who happened to be the prison's bitch. No wonder he's on the run

That place was just epic for prison escapes. I lived in a town that housed one of those jails, and I actually worked across the street from it for a while (we got prank calls from them...attempted prank calls, since they attempted to do it collect and the operator always told us it was the jail, and we'd just refuse).

That city was already notorious because John Dillinger escaped from the jail there. It was the local Sheriff's big shame and no one was allowed to mention it while she was alive. She lived to 102 or something, in a big mansion downtown.

There was one very famous incident in the early 2000s where these two murderers escaped, shot police officers, held people hostage in their houses, had a shootout at a gas station, and (for a few long, long hours) hid out in the woods behind our house.

That was unbelievably fucking scary. It was like a movie...nighttime, rural house, you look out the front window and there's a police helicopter hovering right there with a searchlight, someone shouting through a bullhorn to stay on the floor in your house and don't move. Shit. And cops tromping all through your woods. They caught the guys the next day running through a cornfield, I think.

Right after I moved where I am now, there was some sort of minor juvie escape and they had roads blocked off and helicopters out...I had flashbacks. :hypno

Pub Lover Jan 26th, 2009 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 609667)
That place was just epic for prison escapes.

Epic? Really?

Kitsa Jan 26th, 2009 04:53 PM

Yes, epic, ass.

Do you think I'd bore you all with an account of every single one?

Anyhow, my ex in-laws trumped the experience of the escapees in the woods.

Pub Lover Jan 26th, 2009 05:04 PM

If it's not worth retelling then it's hardly epic at all, you ditzy bitch.

Tadao Jan 26th, 2009 05:06 PM

Hug it out you two!

Kitsa Jan 26th, 2009 05:10 PM

Ah, listen to you sling the insults. Do they make you feel better?

Tadao Jan 26th, 2009 05:12 PM


Tadao Jan 26th, 2009 05:13 PM


Tadao Jan 26th, 2009 05:14 PM


Kitsa Jan 26th, 2009 05:23 PM

Anyway, any newspapers I link to have the annoying "nuh-uh, you gotta buy the content" thing, which gets to be an irritating stumbling block in the retell.

And if you're nitpicking about word usage, I ain't bovvered.

But I think what's more likely that you've been wanting to turn back into a bitch for some time and this was just your moment to pounce.

Pub Lover Jan 26th, 2009 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 609675)
Ah, listen to you sling the insults. Do they make you feel better?

You insulted me first! And as I have made clear, I have the mentality of a child. Maybe I should ask how hanging around morons and perverts make you feel?

Kitsa Jan 26th, 2009 05:26 PM

normal.

Pub Lover Jan 26th, 2009 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 609679)
But I think what's more likely that you've been wanting to turn back into a bitch for some time and this was just your moment to pounce.

I stopped? :eek

I think it might be that I haven't read any ZeldaQueen posts yet today. She really makes your blathering seem tolerable.

Pub Lover Jan 26th, 2009 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 609681)
normal.

I've never been, but I've heard it's nice.

Tadao Jan 26th, 2009 05:44 PM

STOP YELLING AT MOM!

kahljorn Jan 26th, 2009 05:57 PM

i hope you two kill eachother


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