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Pub Lover Jan 26th, 2009 06:08 PM


Pub Lover Jan 26th, 2009 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 609686)
i hope you two kill eachother

Me too. :lol

Pub Lover Jan 26th, 2009 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 609659)
Fuck Obama I hope he loses the election :ANGRY

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen (Post 609697)
A little late for that, eh? :\

There we go.

Tadao Jan 26th, 2009 07:37 PM

No Pub I will not dedicate Lola to you. Too easy. I will find something befitting of you one day. Even if I have to record 8 hours of dead silence to do it.

Pub Lover Jan 26th, 2009 07:47 PM

I agree, that choice must be too easy! I can follow the logic of why it'd be dedicated to me, which doesn't fit your usual dedication system at all.

Tadao Jan 26th, 2009 07:49 PM

You know me so well.

Tadao Jan 26th, 2009 07:56 PM

If Pub and I adopted a baby and gave it fatherly advice, The Kinks would right lyrics about it.

Pub Lover Jan 26th, 2009 08:00 PM


Pub Lover Jan 26th, 2009 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 609707)
Art Event : Pub's Love Child

Pub + [insert person] = A BABY!

Oooh! That is harsh on so many levels, My Friend. ;D



Have we got a laughing through the bitter tears emoticon yet?

Tadao Jan 26th, 2009 08:10 PM

Nice Bape skin. :rolleyes

Kitsa Jan 26th, 2009 08:46 PM

There isn't an eyeroll big enough to cover it.

Tadao Jan 26th, 2009 08:56 PM

I'm supposed to shoot bullet out of a 45 and a paper target tomorrow. :(

Poor trees.

Tadao Jan 26th, 2009 08:58 PM

KITSA! I made you a photshop project. I expect you to do something with it!

Pub Lover Jan 26th, 2009 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 609710)
Nice Bape skin. :rolleyes

I put it on just for the screenshot.

I'd forgotten it was there until you chastised Mr Mockery for not using. :x

Kitsa Jan 26th, 2009 09:12 PM

I think I'll sit it out, Tadao.

Pub Lover Jan 26th, 2009 09:18 PM

You and everyone else with a brain.

In that case, I guess I'll enter.

Tadao Jan 26th, 2009 09:32 PM

If I drink just enough I'll be able to create something with Paint. But if I take one sip too many I'll rape myself and fall asleep.

Asila Jan 26th, 2009 10:30 PM

Yo.

I died btw.

Thought you should know.

Tadao Jan 26th, 2009 10:37 PM

ghey

executioneer Jan 27th, 2009 03:39 AM

a g-g-g-g-ghost! :eek

Kitsa Jan 27th, 2009 09:33 AM

It's supposed to snow 9 inches today :(

Still, not as bad as Iceland.....

Zhukov Jan 27th, 2009 09:59 AM

Wow. I had no idea about that. Isn't it weird when you learn things from i-mockery?

Kitsa Jan 27th, 2009 10:22 AM

A government collapsing would be pretty fucking scary.

When I was a kid reading about governments collapsing I always pictured total anarchy and the actual government buildings falling over.

Zhukov Jan 27th, 2009 11:01 AM

Yeah, well, it's not as if all social and economic foundations have been torn asunder, it's just like all your current ministers quitting, which, depending who you talk to, isn't always going to be a bad thing. No idea about Iceland, but people protesting daily for them to quit sounds like they might not mind.

I too imagined actual building falling down. Also, lots of fire.

Big McLargehuge Jan 27th, 2009 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kitsa's link
Mr Haarde, who is also suffering from cancer, chose simply to resign rather than accept.

Dang. What's a dude to do when he's got cancer, loses his job, and the country he is leading falls apart? We need to get this guy some suicide counseling.

Edit: Or a really good hug.

Kitsa Jan 27th, 2009 01:52 PM




I dunno, I think the economic foundations are pretty buggered. As they are just about everywhere.

I'm still laughing from yesterday's wtf where Rod Blagojevich (the disgraced governor) went on a media blitz instead of attending his impeachment hearing. On a talk show, he revealed that he'd briefly considered giving Obama's empty Senate seat to Oprah Winfrey. He also compared his sufferings to those of Martin Luther King Jr. and Ghandi.

He's koo-koo.

Shrubfest Jan 27th, 2009 03:39 PM

Is JD really bling?

RaNkeri Jan 27th, 2009 03:44 PM

I thought all the mofo gangsta's drink cristal champagne

Shrubfest Jan 27th, 2009 03:47 PM

I don't think i've ever seen them drinking. But then I obviously dont hang about in the right places.

Kitsa Jan 27th, 2009 04:02 PM

It's the sparkly alcoholic bevvie that turned up on blingee, and it's the one I'd prefer anyway.

Pub Lover Jan 27th, 2009 04:04 PM

Many mofo ganstas in yourkshire, Scrub?

Kitsa Jan 27th, 2009 04:11 PM

It's snowing and snowing and snowing some more. My neighbor, the one with the giant van that farts voluminous clouds of exhaust, has somehow found a tatty snowblower that also farts voluminous clouds of exhaust. Dunno how he does it.

Pub Lover Jan 27th, 2009 04:19 PM

Farts.

Kitsa Jan 27th, 2009 04:23 PM

It's apt , the van is vulgar.

Shrubfest Jan 27th, 2009 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 609789)
Many mofo ganstas in yourkshire, Scrub?

We have dodgy ones, who think tucking one sock into their tracksuit bottoms and one over their trousers is cool.

Esuohlim Jan 27th, 2009 04:42 PM

I JUST FINISHED READING GOOD OMENS BY TERRY PRATCHETT/NEIL GAIMAN

I LIKE HOW DEATH TALKS LIKE THIS

DEATH SHOULD POST ON I-MOCK

RaNkeri Jan 27th, 2009 04:42 PM

g'nite

Esuohlim Jan 27th, 2009 04:45 PM

SHUT UP RANKERI IT'S 4:45 IN THE AFTERNOON

FAG

Esuohlim Jan 27th, 2009 04:46 PM

Rankeri: :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jan 27th, 2009 04:48 PM

Esuohlim, crissmus is over so you need to switch out from ralphie. i suggest sammy davis jnr

Shrubfest Jan 27th, 2009 04:48 PM

I wish it was 4:45.
Then I'd still be in the pub.

Esuohlim Jan 27th, 2009 04:58 PM

Every time I consider rehashing an old avatar I can never find the same image.

Remember the one with George Costanza smoking a cigar? That image does not exist on the internet anymore >:

Esuohlim Jan 27th, 2009 05:01 PM



SEE

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 27th, 2009 05:35 PM

I finally looked into what the SHAMWOW guy(Vince) before selling SHAMWOWs. I knew he looked familiar but couldn't place him. He's from "The Underground Comedy Movie". :( When I first saw the preview for it I was excited because they had a parody of "The Baseball Furies" from the Warriors. Man was the underground comedy movie trash though. So much that I'm suprised Vince has ever gotten work again.

Big McLargehuge Jan 27th, 2009 06:19 PM

DEAR MILHOUSE,
i hope this is an adequate substitute for what you are looking for.


Kitsa Jan 27th, 2009 07:47 PM

I'm looking at being snowbound with no catfood. The last bit of catfood was gobbled down and then promptly thrown up....in the bowl....by the cat. Well, guess it's taken care of if she gets desperate enough.

I guess I could feed 'em dogfood.

Esuohlim Jan 27th, 2009 08:20 PM

OK KITSA, THANKS

THANKS KITSA

THANK YOU FOR POSTING

Esuohlim Jan 27th, 2009 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 609823)
DEAR MILHOUSE,
i hope this is an adequate substitute for what you are looking for.


You bet your bippy it is, sir

Esuohlim Jan 27th, 2009 08:33 PM

WAIT MAYBE IT WON'T I AM HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS :(

Esuohlim Jan 27th, 2009 08:44 PM

Maybe someone could turn this math problem into an avatar for me idk


Kitsa Jan 27th, 2009 08:44 PM





I love how people descend on me like I just said something worthless in a thread that has to be the biggest general collection of worthlessness ever.

Srsly, milhouse.

Esuohlim Jan 27th, 2009 08:51 PM

Yeah but at least mine are annoying to read. Yours are annoying to have to skim over.

Esuohlim Jan 27th, 2009 08:52 PM

Seriously, talk about your cat or whatever some more. I'm sure Tadao will acknowledge you eventually.

Tadao Jan 27th, 2009 08:53 PM


Esuohlim Jan 27th, 2009 08:54 PM

:gettingfiesty

Tadao Jan 27th, 2009 08:54 PM

Oh Oh! Milhouse put on his big boy pants today!

Tadao Jan 27th, 2009 08:56 PM


Esuohlim Jan 27th, 2009 08:57 PM

Colbert in a clown wig is the winner today! Say hello to 2006 again :smokin

Esuohlim Jan 27th, 2009 08:58 PM


wobzire Jan 27th, 2009 09:50 PM

My dog threw up part of my shoe that he ate earlier today onto my clean socks.

Kitsa Jan 27th, 2009 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 609841)
Yeah but at least mine are annoying to read. Yours are annoying to have to skim over.



Learn it. Know it. Live it. :themoreyouknow

Esuohlim Jan 27th, 2009 10:39 PM

Good idea

DevilWearsPrada Jan 27th, 2009 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 609861)
:tear waah waah kitsa sucks >: >:


Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 609860)
:\:\:\:\:\:\:\ I know :\:\:\:\:\:\:\


:rolleyes

Shyandquietguy Jan 27th, 2009 11:44 PM

I am exploring the depths of Klaus Nomi! He looks like an action figure! I sort of think that is pretty rad. Other than that, his appearence on Venture Brothers is becoming alot more hilarious to me.

Other than that, life sucks in general!!!

Peace out ya'lls!!

HickMan Jan 28th, 2009 12:36 AM


10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 28th, 2009 02:54 AM

He'll be the Judge of that.

Kitsa Jan 28th, 2009 07:57 AM

I never said "I know"...I said if he found me so annoying he could just ignore me and stop being a douchebag about it.

MetalMilitia Jan 28th, 2009 08:05 AM

Pretty much all milhouse does is complain about other people. I guess that's his "shtick". Maybe one day it'll actually be more interesting that what he's usually complaining about. One day.

Kitsa Jan 28th, 2009 08:28 AM

Fucking snow. I just cleared off the driveway late last night and look at this. I might as well not have done anything.


Esuohlim Jan 28th, 2009 09:04 AM

What can I say Metalmilitia I'm just a lousy American!

Zomboid Jan 28th, 2009 10:21 AM

Goddamn, this class is awful.

We're sitting in a big square of tables instead of the regular classroom layout because we're goin' for OPTIMAL CREATIVITY or some shit.

Fuck you, hippie teachers and faggy students.

RaNkeri Jan 28th, 2009 10:21 AM

Oh yeah, snow is such a bitch. :rolleyes
Fuck there's alot of it too, atleast 20 fucking cm! That is fucking hardcore! :rolleyes
And the weather? I bet it must be freezing as hell, like -6 C, fuck! :rolleyes
It's so fucking awesome how you guys don't have to go to school/work if there's too much snow :rolleyes

Kitsa Jan 28th, 2009 10:42 AM

Rankeri, please pull the panty-wedgie out of your ass.

I've been to fucking Northern Europe, I know it's different there. I've also lived in Wisconsin, where there is considerably more snow than here, and that's how I know enough to say this:

IT ALL DEPENDS ON WHETHER WHERE YOU LIVE KNOWS HOW TO FUCKING HANDLE SNOW OR NOT.

In Wisconsin this would have been nothing. In Wisconsin, I remember cross-country skiing in my Halloween costume and waiting for the school bus when it was -40F (I guess that would also be -40C) out. But then they plowed the roads and stayed on top of it so that it never got the chance to be a big deal.

Here, in southern Ohio, people shit themselves when it snows. People crash into ditches and run to the grocery store to stock up on junk food in case they're not able to get out for a week. They wait to plow until it's too late and as a result the snow on the roads is deeper than the car can get over. For that reason, things shut down. Because they don't know how to handle snow here. Thus, something that I AM QUITE AWARE IS NOT A BIG DEAL turns into a big deal through general ineptitude.

Don't try swinging your Nordic balls around >:|

RaNkeri Jan 28th, 2009 12:02 PM

god damn, I can't find 30 cm ruler, it has literally vanished.

Now how the fuck am I supposed to plot an accurate and clean graph with only a 15 cm ruler? >:

RaNkeri Jan 28th, 2009 12:11 PM

Never mind, I did it anyway

RaNkeri Jan 28th, 2009 12:14 PM

:rolleyes

Tadao Jan 28th, 2009 01:02 PM

From what I've heard from Navy friends, it will be a nightmare for people who don't know what to expect. :(

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2009 01:49 PM

Kitsa, you're at your best when you're calling the other jerks here on our hypocrisy. :)

HickMan Jan 28th, 2009 01:51 PM

Whats' up guys

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2009 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 609867)
Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 609730)
Hey dudes, I'm cool!

:rolleyes You suck worse than I do

I heard word that the general opinion around hereabouts is that you're the same person, Buddy. ;)

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2009 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 609916)
Whats' up guys

Hey Clay! Is it true that the Navy get the gravy but the Army get the beans, beans, beans?

RaNkeri Jan 28th, 2009 02:11 PM

HXC

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2009 02:13 PM

Shouldn't you be going to bed, KayRanny? >:

Tadao Jan 28th, 2009 02:14 PM

The Navy gives you boot rot :x

RaNkeri Jan 28th, 2009 02:18 PM

:rolleyes

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2009 02:18 PM

Isn't that why they stopped using wooden ships?

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2009 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brokensaint82 (Post 609814)
...the litle nub isnt worth shit...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 609817)
Reading your posts makes me very angry.

Quote:

Originally Posted by brokensaint82 (Post 609820)
reading yours makes me gassy but you dont hear me complainin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 609849)
shut the fuck up meme-bot.

:troutslap

Tadao Jan 28th, 2009 02:22 PM

It's almost 70 degrees out and sunny. I don't think I can take much more of this crazy weather!

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2009 02:24 PM

Yeah, southern california is a tortourous place to live. When are you leaving it?

Tadao Jan 28th, 2009 02:26 PM

What, forevers forevers? NEVER!

Tadao Jan 28th, 2009 02:29 PM

Why Pub, are you proposing to me?! :love

Tadao Jan 28th, 2009 02:30 PM

Stupid lag posts!

RaNkeri Jan 28th, 2009 02:31 PM

Oh please, 70 degrees :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2009 02:33 PM

When I was a youngin' at school for very smalls people, we used to sing the Beach Boys and tell tales of our fantastic future lives in SoCal. :(

We understood it to be paradise.

Tadao Jan 28th, 2009 02:35 PM

That's Fahrenheit for all you Euro fags.

Tadao Jan 28th, 2009 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 609933)
When I was a youngin' at school for very smalls people, we used to sing the Beach Boys and tell tales of our fantastic future lives in SoCal. :(

We understood it to be paradise.

The only place better is Hawaii, but it helps to not have to work for a living.

RaNkeri Jan 28th, 2009 02:37 PM

70 F = 21 C

21 C is kid stuff :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2009 02:39 PM

Isn't that room temperature?

Tadao Jan 28th, 2009 02:41 PM

70 F is not too cold not too hot. It's even more perfect with the sun shining down and a slight breeze. Much like today.

Tadao Jan 28th, 2009 02:42 PM



Goodbye page :(


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