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Shrubfest Jan 29th, 2009 01:53 PM

Obviously drinking the wrong drinks, Tadao.

Tadao Jan 29th, 2009 01:54 PM

Hahahaha! If only it came with illustrated art.

Kitsa Jan 29th, 2009 02:01 PM

Too damn weird for me.

I couldn't understand...was she adding that she was Rusty Klesla's sister as part of the fantasy? Because it almost sounded like she was getting off on him being jealous or something....I don't know. As I said it was fucked.

Tadao Jan 29th, 2009 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 610221)
Obviously drinking the wrong drinks, Tadao.

And what drink would you suggest for this affliction of mine?

Supafly345 Jan 29th, 2009 02:15 PM


Tadao Jan 29th, 2009 02:16 PM

I won't drink that!

Tadao Jan 29th, 2009 06:33 PM


Kitsa Jan 29th, 2009 07:06 PM

Weird thing is, Tadao, I totally see you as being that guy.

Tadao Jan 29th, 2009 07:08 PM

Totally!

Tadao Jan 29th, 2009 11:44 PM

Heres a list of people that some people don't like very much at all.

http://buffalobeast.com/134/50mostlo...2008-full.html

Kitsa Jan 30th, 2009 08:37 AM

I dislike free credit report dot com, but I always thought Eric Violette was kind of cute :/


except, I have the hardest damn time understanding quebecois/jouale French. Sometimes it sounds like "tssssssh, tssssh" to me, and sometimes it sounds like they're swallowing their words. This sucks considering how many French Canadians I admire :(

Aaarg Jan 30th, 2009 09:05 AM

i can't help but remember that jim gaffigan joke about seeing movies late and then wanting to talk about them with other people but then the other people just look at you like "dude that came out four years ago."

hey guys who likes tombstone?

Shrubfest Jan 30th, 2009 09:41 AM

I just fried up some potatoes, and now my house is filled with a potatoey smog.

Aaarg Jan 30th, 2009 09:45 AM

inhale it. delicious.

Shrubfest Jan 30th, 2009 09:49 AM

No, its burnt and smokey. We alsohave some bad flowers that smell of feet. Inhaling is a bad thing right now.

HickMan Jan 30th, 2009 10:55 AM

Then don't

Grislygus Jan 30th, 2009 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 610073)
Hey I like My Chemical Romance

shithead

HA just noticed thois

RaNkeri Jan 30th, 2009 02:08 PM

They're shoving actual footage of the hindenburg accident on TV, it's incredible :x

Sam Jan 30th, 2009 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 610356)
They're shoving actual footage of the hindenburg accident on TV, it's incredible :x

Where are they "shoving" it? :rolleyes

Tadao Jan 30th, 2009 02:27 PM

Finland is in a recession and and to cut their "W" usage in half.

RaNkeri Jan 30th, 2009 02:39 PM

:lol





:(

Kitsa Jan 30th, 2009 02:54 PM

I have the original footage on a shitty dvd/book I got from a book fair when I worked at the hospital.

roasting humanity goodness.

Tadao Jan 30th, 2009 03:06 PM

Is there something more to show that I haven't seen?

Kitsa Jan 30th, 2009 03:10 PM

no, not really, which is why it's weird that the SCANDINAVIAN finds it remarkable.

RaNkeri Jan 30th, 2009 03:15 PM

It was quite an impressive clip where you see one of the passengers to run out of the wreckage, just before it collapses, while apparently being on fire.

RaNkeri Jan 30th, 2009 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 610374)
no, not really, which is why it's weird that the SCANDINAVIAN finds it remarkable.


:rolleyes

Kitsa Jan 30th, 2009 03:19 PM

That fact or fiction show with the guy from Star Trek did a fake story about it, something about wedding rings melted together, I can't remember it but it was pretty gay at the time.

Tadao Jan 30th, 2009 03:35 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSuR2IgnimA

I don't think anyone ran out of that fire.

RaNkeri Jan 30th, 2009 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 610377)
That fact or fiction show with the guy from Star Trek did a fake story about it, something about wedding rings melted together, I can't remember it but it was pretty gay at the time.

about what?

Tadao Jan 30th, 2009 03:38 PM

I see people standing under it when it landed and then running away when it got to hot to help though.

RaNkeri Jan 30th, 2009 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 610378)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSuR2IgnimA

I don't think anyone ran out of that fire.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFptg...eature=related

Lower right corner from 0:46 onward. The U.S airmen are running towards him.
The film had better quality in the document. There should also be a clip where you can see passengers running from the burning wreckage.

Kitsa Jan 30th, 2009 03:42 PM

Wow, this link off it was pretty badass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdHezBN5mBE

Way to get the last word there, guy.

Kitsa Jan 30th, 2009 03:49 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47x9q5-C2k

rescue efforts summarized.

Tadao Jan 30th, 2009 04:09 PM

JAWESOME!

BTW, does anyone remember that Steven Spielberg movie about robots that have consciousness or some shit. I'm watching a movie that reminded me I should see it but I can't remember the name. Ministy was in it I think IDK. It's a horrible movie I've heard but that never stopped me.

It was around the time of I Robot I think.

Tadao Jan 30th, 2009 04:34 PM

Looks like I'm going to the Sunday show.

http://www.kroq-data.com/htmlletter/...oa_full_09.gif

Supposedly I'm supposed to be impressed with MBV and the Cure have their act together lately. At least the Yeah Yeah Yeahs will be interesting.

RaNkeri Jan 30th, 2009 04:37 PM

You don't happen to mean A.I?

Tadao Jan 30th, 2009 04:39 PM

I do. Thank you Finland!

RaNkeri Jan 30th, 2009 04:44 PM

;)

I can't fucking stand Haley Joel Osment though :(

Kitsa Jan 30th, 2009 04:48 PM

I hated that movie.

Tadao Jan 30th, 2009 05:02 PM

Hey Kitsa, watch Terminal City Ricochet. But don't buy it :X

RaNkeri Jan 30th, 2009 05:02 PM

I wasn't too fond of it either :/

RaNkeri Jan 30th, 2009 05:03 PM

I did like I Robot though, I've been thinking of getting the book

Guitar Woman Jan 30th, 2009 05:22 PM

I went to a hookah lounge yesterday

it was like an opium den :x

Tadao Jan 30th, 2009 05:31 PM

STFU. It is nothing like an opium den. Do you even fucking know what opium is like? Do you think people are conscious and ordering snacks and drinks at an opium den? I FUCKING HATE YOU!

Tadao Jan 30th, 2009 05:42 PM

The only thing that keeps me from enjoying the Dead Kennedys is Jello's gay yodeling voice. I wish someone else sang. It's a tight band but Jello sucks as a singer.

Guitar Woman Jan 30th, 2009 05:54 PM

my hookah lounge is exactly like your hookah lounge tadao I secretly live 2 minutes away from your house

Grislygus Jan 30th, 2009 06:08 PM

Jello was a far sight better than the generic singers that we've had in the "hardcore" genre ever since, at least

you owe it to yourself to at least look up his collaboration with DOA, Power is Boring is probably one of his best

Tadao Jan 30th, 2009 06:34 PM

100 percent correct. Jello has more originality than most in my life time. I just wish his voice wasn't what it is. But then it wouldn't be Jello. He did collaborations with many of my favorite band and I like those albums the least. BTW, maybe you should watch Terminal City Richochet too. It star 2 DOA and 1 Jello.

Tadao Jan 30th, 2009 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 610417)
my hookah lounge is exactly like your hookah lounge tadao I secretly live 2 minutes away from your house

WTF? All hookah lounges are the same. How does it even compare to an opium den? BTW, hookahs are only good for flavored tobacco, not drugs. You are letting your newb show.

Guitar Woman Jan 30th, 2009 06:41 PM

that's not the point let's buttfuck

RaNkeri Jan 30th, 2009 06:45 PM

g'nite

Kitsa Jan 30th, 2009 06:58 PM

I WENT TO A TURKISH RESTAURANT ONCE AND IT SUCKED HARDCORE.

Tadao Jan 30th, 2009 07:06 PM

Ours kept the smoking outside. I was able to enjoy a nice meal without all the hipster fags like GW smoking flavored herbs to try to be cool.

Big McLargehuge Jan 30th, 2009 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 610405)
I did like I Robot though, I've been thinking of getting the book

Watch out i read that book and it didn'dt have even a single chase scene >:.

WhiteRat Jan 31st, 2009 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 610449)
Ours kept the smoking outside. I was able to enjoy a nice meal without all the hipster fags like GW smoking flavored herbs to try to be cool.

You're just jealous

Kitsa Jan 31st, 2009 01:30 PM

Well, whatever, the one I went to had rancid hummus and the apricot chicken was like rubber coated in hot apricot jelly.

Tadao Jan 31st, 2009 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 610509)
You're just jealous

A little :tear

Shyandquietguy Jan 31st, 2009 03:50 PM

I think I have the shittiest duplex ever. Even though it's my first one!!!

Two people per bedroom. Three bedrooms. The living room, dining, kitchen are pretty much one room. Two giant glass sliding doors, one in the living and the kitchen, with no insulation other than cling wrap duct taped on the inside. Board heaters everywhere, running constantly since it is winter, yet not all of them work (I.E. my room). Even when the board heaters are turned off, the water heater will only last 15 minutes for a damn shower. All of this for 1400 for rent. It has a nice view though.

Also, I'm being laid off next week. I have enough money for another month then that's it.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 31st, 2009 04:09 PM

It's not a squat is it?

kahljorn Jan 31st, 2009 06:02 PM

Why don't you move somewhere that doesn't suck balls and get on unemployment.

Shrubfest Jan 31st, 2009 06:08 PM

I hate life.

I'm also crocheting gloves.

kahljorn Jan 31st, 2009 06:17 PM

you're turning into a crochety old lady huh

Shrubfest Jan 31st, 2009 06:21 PM

Nope. A depressive drunk crochety old lady.

Kitsa Jan 31st, 2009 06:26 PM

Hey, there's nothing wrong with being a depressive drunk.

Shrubfest Jan 31st, 2009 06:28 PM

Yay. Will you still love me when i'm sober?

Kitsa Jan 31st, 2009 06:30 PM

Well, by then I'll probably be drunk so sure.

Shrubfest Jan 31st, 2009 06:34 PM

Yay! I love you too Kitsa!

Kitsa Jan 31st, 2009 06:48 PM

http://www.citizen-times.com/apps/pb...=2009901270321 <-----BWAHAHAHAH MUGSHOT

how could he NOT have drugs, he's genetically predestined

Tadao Jan 31st, 2009 07:20 PM

I love how the paper is trying to make him sound big time. I doubt the cops were all that impressed.

Kitsa Jan 31st, 2009 07:46 PM

but you've gotta admit the mugshot is lol.

Tadao Jan 31st, 2009 07:54 PM

Oh yeah, that's one of the best. I don't think the drugs were letting him realize how much trouble he actually is in.

Kitsa Jan 31st, 2009 07:57 PM

I read that Patrick Swayze is stopping treatment. :( He's got to be in such a scary place right now.

Tadao Jan 31st, 2009 08:00 PM

I just read he isn't :hypno

Kitsa Jan 31st, 2009 08:01 PM

Weird. Alternating reports apparently.

Either way, it's got to be scary as hell.

Tadao Jan 31st, 2009 08:03 PM

Why? No one dies from cancer anymore.

Kitsa Jan 31st, 2009 08:07 PM



Not that I'm dignifying that with a direct response, but if you think that cancer is not scary you are gravely mistaken.

It's one of those things that's hilarious till you get it, I guess.

Anyway, I think I need some booze.

Shyandquietguy Jan 31st, 2009 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 610552)
Why don't you move somewhere that doesn't suck balls and get on unemployment.

I only had the job for two months. :( That and it was a part-time job that was more intended for help to keep up the pace. Don't know if I'll move, I got a potential job that I could literally walk to it is such a short distance away and all that.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 31st, 2009 08:50 PM

Are the rooms people with their significant others or hostel style?

Tadao Jan 31st, 2009 09:03 PM

I think moonlightkisu is falling for me. Such is my curse.

Kitsa Jan 31st, 2009 09:09 PM

charming devil

Tadao Jan 31st, 2009 09:14 PM

Psychology students love to practice on me :(

Tadao Jan 31st, 2009 09:20 PM

She's pulling the whole get them to talk about themselves and they will stop attacking route. Whatever, I wasn't feeling it anyways. I like punching baby's, what can I say.

Kitsa Jan 31st, 2009 09:39 PM

still, gotta be flattered by the effort, right?

Tadao Jan 31st, 2009 09:54 PM

You would think the human race would evolve out of that by now.

moonlightkisu Jan 31st, 2009 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 610602)
I think moonlightkisu is falling for me. Such is my curse.

You're right, I just can't get enough

Quote:

You would think the human race would evolve out of that by now.
The human race should be evolving out of many things. Unfortunately not

What's even funnier than bone cancer is skin cancer. One of my family members had it, and it didn't work too well in their favor

.. keyword "had"

Kitsa Jan 31st, 2009 10:06 PM

http://dayton.craigslist.org/ers/1015209165.html :hypno

(NSFW)

moonlightkisu Jan 31st, 2009 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 610619)

I used to search for local jobs on craigslist before I realized it was just another place on the internet to get herpes

thankfully i'm employed where there are no rapists

Kitsa Jan 31st, 2009 10:12 PM

It is the premier place on the internet to get herpes.

moonlightkisu Jan 31st, 2009 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 610621)
It is the premier place on the internet to get herpes.

worse than myspace?

Kitsa Jan 31st, 2009 10:19 PM

In my experience, yes.

Tadao Jan 31st, 2009 10:23 PM

Stalker! :eek

liquidstatik Jan 31st, 2009 11:39 PM

u guys is gay

liquidstatik Jan 31st, 2009 11:39 PM

jk but i cant believe i got banned ofr a month

liquidstatik Jan 31st, 2009 11:40 PM

wtf milhouse

liquidstatik Jan 31st, 2009 11:40 PM

wtf

Tadao Jan 31st, 2009 11:48 PM

I'm the one who reported you. I got a 5 dollar certificate at Hot Topic for it.

liquidstatik Jan 31st, 2009 11:57 PM

u owe me a 3 days grace tshirt

liquidstatik Jan 31st, 2009 11:58 PM

but srsly you couldn't even tell it was dog cum it could've been anything

Tadao Feb 1st, 2009 12:34 AM

:D

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2009 01:12 AM

is anyone else sick of that banner ad telling them to lose weight through acai berries and colon cleansing?


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