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Guitar Woman Feb 6th, 2009 03:03 PM

Linux is basically the worst thing ever

Tadao Feb 6th, 2009 03:04 PM

NO BOD! I WILL NEVER GET OVER MY HATRED OF BIG GLASSES!

I have a thing about eyes. It's the 4th part I look at on a woman.

Kitsa Feb 6th, 2009 03:08 PM

fuck, Tadao, I just pictured you on a rascal and almost choked.

Tadao Feb 6th, 2009 03:09 PM

I would rather have a walker with hidden weapons installed into it.

Tadao Feb 6th, 2009 03:10 PM

And a hidden whiskey flask.

Guitar Woman Feb 6th, 2009 03:12 PM

I oughtta get me some rum

Guitar Woman Feb 6th, 2009 03:15 PM

Man, I know better ways of wasting my time than hanging around this shithole.

Tadao Feb 6th, 2009 03:15 PM

I have some Smirnoff and it has a taste to it. I'm so used to Skyy that Smirnoff now tastes like a well vodka.

Tadao Feb 6th, 2009 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 612256)
Man, I know better ways of wasting my time than hanging around this shithole.

Please take Blue with you.

Kitsa Feb 6th, 2009 03:18 PM

Bleu is my middle name :(

yet more evidence that my parents hate me.

Tadao Feb 6th, 2009 03:23 PM

Everytime I start to get really angry at Zeldaqueen, someone like Bleu comes along and reminds me that she isn't that bad.

Dixie Feb 6th, 2009 03:37 PM

DUDE!
Absu is coming here on tour!
YESSS!!!!!!
The black metal empress within is rising.

Tadao Feb 6th, 2009 03:43 PM

I just can't listen to singers like that without laughing.

Dixie Feb 6th, 2009 03:45 PM

I normally can't either, but Absu is special to me.

RaNkeri Feb 6th, 2009 03:46 PM

lol black metal


:rolleyes

Dixie Feb 6th, 2009 03:49 PM

I'm very picky about black metal now days.
I've matured enough to find it annoying most of the time.

Tadao Feb 6th, 2009 03:51 PM

I can only handle Slayer. No one has ever done it better, I don't think they can.

Dixie Feb 6th, 2009 03:56 PM

Apples and oranges, my friend.

RaNkeri Feb 6th, 2009 03:57 PM

YUP, people :rolleyes

Fathom Zero Feb 6th, 2009 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 612246)
Linux is basically the worst thing ever

Neener neener neener

kahljorn Feb 6th, 2009 04:55 PM

im on aim if anyone wants to chat

Shrubfest Feb 6th, 2009 05:02 PM

Damn, i don't know what aim is...

kahljorn Feb 6th, 2009 05:03 PM

AOL INSTANT MESSENGER

Shrubfest Feb 6th, 2009 05:06 PM

oh.

Right. I don't have aol.....

kahljorn Feb 6th, 2009 05:07 PM

what chat program do you use?

Shrubfest Feb 6th, 2009 05:10 PM

Msn....

kahljorn Feb 6th, 2009 05:13 PM

oh ;o yea i dont think i have that

Kitsa Feb 6th, 2009 05:15 PM

Someone just messaged me on google talk and somehow that spawned a popup from adultfriendfinder.com ???

I'm running some scans.

Shrubfest Feb 6th, 2009 05:16 PM

Haha. Happy times!

Sam Feb 6th, 2009 05:22 PM

SHRUBFEST I HAVE MSN. ;)

kahljorn Feb 6th, 2009 05:28 PM

I HAVE MSN NOW TOO
MY NAMES SEPHONE@LIVE.COM
'
HAH SAM HAH

Shrubfest Feb 6th, 2009 05:28 PM

OOh
Fun stuffs

kahljorn Feb 6th, 2009 05:37 PM

how embarrassing for me to have installed a program explicitly to speak with you, and for you to then show so little interest.

Grislygus Feb 6th, 2009 05:39 PM

Hey Kahl, can you draw?

Shrubfest Feb 6th, 2009 05:40 PM

Sorry.

I'm trying to cancel the aim download...

Zomboid Feb 6th, 2009 05:41 PM

I HAVE MSN BUT I RARELY GO ON. I WILL BE ON TONIGHT THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOOK FORWARD TO CHATTING WITH ALL OF YOU AND ANSWERING ANY QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE CONCERNING MY PENIS.

RaNkeri Feb 6th, 2009 05:41 PM

like, who doesn't have MSN these days? :rolleyes

Zomboid Feb 6th, 2009 05:42 PM

OH LOL SILLY ME I FORGOT TO PUT MY ADDRESS IT'S TEEPEEBURNER@HOTMAIL.COM LOL

kahljorn Feb 6th, 2009 05:47 PM

Quote:

Hey Kahl, can you draw?
Not really. I blow at art stuff

Grislygus Feb 6th, 2009 05:51 PM

Good. Are you near a scanner or something?

kahljorn Feb 6th, 2009 06:04 PM

no :( Although i do have a digital camera

Grislygus Feb 6th, 2009 06:10 PM

Awright Kahl, if you were to be forced to whip up a drawing of an adorable creature to feature in a kid's book, what would it look like? Sketches would help, but describe if necessary

Zomboid Feb 6th, 2009 06:11 PM

Doogan.

kahljorn Feb 6th, 2009 06:11 PM

It would look like a sloth probably. Those things are adorable.

Shrubfest Feb 6th, 2009 06:12 PM

SLOTH!

I want one.

Grislygus Feb 6th, 2009 06:12 PM

Sloths, huh

kahljorn Feb 6th, 2009 06:13 PM

yea and it would always be wrapping its arms around people and hanging off of them or something!

Zomboid Feb 6th, 2009 06:14 PM

Sluts, huh.

Grislygus Feb 6th, 2009 06:14 PM

DOOGAN'S PLAYHOUSE

"HE'S A COLLEGE STUDENT, NOT A PENIS"

Zomboid Feb 6th, 2009 06:15 PM


kahljorn Feb 6th, 2009 06:15 PM

http://www.virtualvideomap.com/animals/009.jpg

Grislygus Feb 6th, 2009 06:15 PM

I like the idea of monkey climbing antics without the monkey.

Grislygus Feb 6th, 2009 06:19 PM

Awright, based it off of a bearcat rather than a sloth, but same sorta thing

Grislygus Feb 6th, 2009 06:19 PM


Grislygus Feb 6th, 2009 06:20 PM

That works, I think. Like a Malamute/bear/monkey kind of deal. Bushy tail's a clincher. Art has to get the kids interested, story's gonna suck by default

kahljorn Feb 6th, 2009 06:21 PM

DONT FORGET ABOUT A MORAL

Grislygus Feb 6th, 2009 06:26 PM

If I can manage to get someone to take this'n, I'll only worry about Bearenstein Bearsish morals when I'm out of story ideas

Sam Feb 6th, 2009 08:21 PM

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

Shrubfest Feb 6th, 2009 08:26 PM

What?

kahljorn Feb 6th, 2009 08:34 PM

grisly, usually people looking for children's stories are going to look for some kind of gay moral in the story. Not always, but it might make it easier to sell.

Sam Feb 6th, 2009 08:42 PM

;)

Kitsa Feb 6th, 2009 09:01 PM

I just returned from what may well have been the shittiest Mexican dinner I have ever had.

And it cost $28.

And I ordered the special, which was supposed to be two enchiladas and a dessert, and there was never mention of a dessert.

And they never brought us the drinks we ordered, we had to ask the waitress twice.

$2 tip :/

kahljorn Feb 6th, 2009 09:07 PM

dont be such a pushover, kitsa. you should've left some pocket change.

Kitsa Feb 6th, 2009 09:36 PM

the bf paid, so it was his decision.

Bod Feb 6th, 2009 09:56 PM

It's saturday and I'm getting reADy to rue

Tadao Feb 6th, 2009 10:00 PM

OFFSIDES! CAN I GET A RULLING PLEASE!

Bod Feb 6th, 2009 10:04 PM

you're messing with the big boys now

Kitsa Feb 6th, 2009 10:06 PM

I don't even know wtf you're saying half the time.

Bod Feb 6th, 2009 10:11 PM

I don't know most of what's going on here either.
This is mutual.

Kitsa Feb 6th, 2009 10:13 PM

I meant Tadao.

Bod Feb 6th, 2009 10:16 PM

aw balls.
I was almost reassured then.
I always thought ppl ignore me cos they thought i was shit and i then thought hey no, it is cos i is northern english. Thanks for bursting my bubble.

Kitsa Feb 6th, 2009 10:30 PM

I don't mind Northern English :( One of the ladies at the local Arts council is a very nice Geordie and Mollie Sugden is one of my favorite actresses :P

Tadao Feb 7th, 2009 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bod (Post 612443)
It's saturday and I'm getting reADy to rue

I hope you had a rued awakening!

Dixie Feb 7th, 2009 02:51 AM

I'm drawnk.
Make me laugh goddammmit

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2009 03:14 AM

OH BABY HAVE I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU (my cock)!!!!!

Dixie Feb 7th, 2009 03:19 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA



prove it

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2009 03:21 AM

Omg the aggressiveness frightens me :(

Dixie Feb 7th, 2009 03:24 AM

That's what I thought, bitch.

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2009 03:32 AM

LADY, YE CULDNT HANDLE WUT I M PACKIN DOWN HURR (my cock)

Dixie Feb 7th, 2009 03:38 AM

HAHAHAH
you called me a lady.
that was funnuy

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2009 03:46 AM

See? Here I am.

Dixie Feb 7th, 2009 03:48 AM

stop your trickery, magician!

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2009 03:51 AM

I'm trying to get an ex-girlfriend who grew giant boobs in the time between we broke up and now to SEND ME BOOBIE PICTURES, but she's being a bitch.

So, now I'm watching the simpsons while working on my essay and posting here :(. What a sad Friday night :(

Dixie Feb 7th, 2009 03:54 AM

yeah big titties are a bitch.

simpsons is good. i'd watch it if it were on tv
i spent all night drinking tequila and finding stuff to burn in a bonfire
FUCK YEAH

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2009 03:56 AM

WELL I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I'M GONNA BE REALLY FUCKING DRUNK TOMORROW, AND THEN I'M GONNA COME HOME AND DO EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING NOW: DRUNK POSTING.

BOO YA

Dixie Feb 7th, 2009 03:56 AM

I'm gonna go have sex now.
with a willing human being, and not a corpse.
he's breathing i swear.

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2009 03:58 AM

HEY BEBE U AINT GATA GO FAR TO HAVE SEX WITH A WILLUN PERSUN U CAN HAV DAT RITE HERE (my cock)

Dixie Feb 7th, 2009 04:00 AM

they normally run when i lock the door
GOOOODNIGHT

tomorrow i wield the chainsaw!

WhiteRat Feb 7th, 2009 09:34 AM

Today i'm going to bravely venture into Biloxi, Mississippi for a night of booze and gambling.

I've driven through Mississippi a few other times. Myself and whoever i'm with always count how many blown tires and animal carcasses we can find on the side of the road. The record for blown tires was 42 and for dead animals it was 17, including a beagle.

Mississippi is a filthy state.

executioneer Feb 7th, 2009 09:38 AM

i didnt sleep between thursday and friday! hooray! now my weekend is cut short by a day because i had to make up on sleep :(

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2009 11:55 AM

I wrote about 700 words of an essay that's due on Monday last night and I left it for today, planning on finishing it up before I head out and get drunk with my friends. This morning at like 9:30, one of my friends calls me and says he's having a party a big after noon because he didn't do anything last night.

The words have never flown through me so freely as they did after that. I typed out a few hundred words that are probably better than the rest of the essay in like 20 minutes. That's just sad :(

kahljorn Feb 7th, 2009 12:09 PM

Not really, zomboid. Writing is USUALLY better when its spontaneous. At least for me ;/ i write all of my papers last minute.

SWEET DIONYSUS

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2009 12:14 PM

Yeah, that's true. I always write my papers last minute too, but this was just weird cause usually even at the last minute, I stop and go on facebook or do anything other than actually write. I guess I just had a glimpse into what it'd be like if I DIDN'T procrastinate so fucking much. Or maybe I should keep procrastinating and wait until I need to finish so I can go do something fun.

kahljorn Feb 7th, 2009 12:16 PM

A really good writing technique is to just sit down and write without thinking about it too much -- kind of like improv or freewriting or whatever they call it. Then you just go back and edit it.
Cut out the crap, if necessary.

Dixie Feb 7th, 2009 12:46 PM

Hangover demon slowly leaving my brain.
Almost chainsaw time.
I'm trying to get Jim to take pictures of me with it.

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2009 12:47 PM

Yeah, they stress that a lot in a couple of my classes. I'm in college for a career in pro writing, but it's my first year so I'm perfectly content slacking off and doing all my stuff last minute :D

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2009 12:48 PM

OH HEY BEBE UR BACK LAST NITE SUR WAS A GUD TIME U ROCKED MY WORLD

Dixie Feb 7th, 2009 03:32 PM

I promise it would have been more fun if someone was screaming.
PICTURE TIME!

Dixie Feb 7th, 2009 03:37 PM


I'LL KILL YOU TONIIIIGHT!

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 7th, 2009 04:19 PM

That's a mean hair-curler.


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