I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

That's strange. I'd never heard of the name before, but last night I met a Danica, and I was just chatting to her RIGHT NOW while I read through this thread.

Chojin

Jul 27th, 2011 10:40 PM

http://michaelkelly.artofeurope.com/karl.htm

oh shit lol

Fathom Zero

Jul 27th, 2011 10:43 PM

hey I remember that

Zhukov

Jul 27th, 2011 10:50 PM

'Hello Roy,' I say. 'What are you doing in Dusseldorf?'

No more explanation is required.

Chojin

Jul 27th, 2011 11:32 PM

my favorite part is how he needs to announce out loud that someone is completely wrapped in clingfilm after he does it

Zhukov

Jul 27th, 2011 11:45 PM

I like how clinical it all is, and how Roy says something like "COMMENCE" just before they start.

This is my favourite part:

Quote:

'Uh-oh,' I say to Jetta. 'It is all going wrong.'

The crowd turns ugly. They storm the podium with various cries.

'Seize him.'

'Disarrange his clothing.'

'Take away his terrapin.'

'Confiscate his cling-film.'

'Banish him to a distant province.'

Because it's completely serious and all makes sense.

Fathom Zero

Jul 28th, 2011 12:18 AM

The worst part about being here is you can only kill yourself once.

Shyandquietguy

Jul 28th, 2011 12:29 AM

NSFW and Not safe for ears due to the mike being from an MP3 player! Turn down volume b4 starting k?

Hey guys, I just found out I can do part of Pops from Regular Show!

Supafly345

Jul 28th, 2011 02:39 AM

Guitar Woman

Jul 28th, 2011 09:09 AM

Seperated from Chris Chan at birth?

Womti

Jul 28th, 2011 11:12 AM

:loveeyes

Pentegarn

Jul 28th, 2011 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by creeposaurus (Post 734090)

Danica Patrick
Model, Spokeperson, Race Car Driver, Actress (?), Bitch

That is about the least flattering pic of her ever :lol

Aaarg

Jul 28th, 2011 05:59 PM

hey guys, keep your eyes to the skies in the middle of the night in the coming weeks
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...rseid-aquarid/

:alien:

Otto	Jul 28th, 2011 06:03 PM

I've scheduled an appointment with my shrink and have a list of all the weird shit and suicide plans that run through my head when I hit a funk, if you don't hear from me after Wednesday the third, odds are I'm stuck in some urine-stained padded cell somewhere with a head full of Thorazine.

Esuohlim

Jul 28th, 2011 06:46 PM

10kV you haven't seen Stand and Deliver or Blade Runner? :eek OR BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA

creeposaurus

Jul 28th, 2011 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 734247)

That is about the least flattering pic of her ever :lol

Thar we goooo

Esuohlim

Jul 28th, 2011 06:54 PM

TMBG released a non-children's album over a week ago and NOBODY TOLD ME? >:

Fathom Zero

Jul 28th, 2011 06:58 PM

lol

I'm out of the loop, too. My mommy had to tell me. :(

Esuohlim

Jul 28th, 2011 06:59 PM

I am quite excited. I'm not a fan of their kid's albums at all so I stopped paying attention to them for awhile because it felt like that's all they cared about these days

Fathom Zero

Jul 28th, 2011 07:02 PM