They're an easily accessible dispenser for refreshing drink. Ever try to pump a cock until it gives up enough to quench a thirst? It takes forever.

Gus! Car! Hood! Sliding! Where?

That doesn't make her sexy.

, Aristotle.

With your ask, Paul Bunyan?

Nah that's every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten...

At least i can put 3 empty kleenex boxes in the recycling, but what to do with a 55 gallon bin of dead cats?

I could post quotes from Vijay Kumar's articles all day. They are amusing to me.

For instance I didn't know that men have a monthy cycle that peaks and requires sex or masturbation take place for the man's well being.

Also, without wet wetdreams men would go berserk in society.

Yet we must remember that wanking robs us of the spirit to succeed.

Hola edit button! Too many wets. :(

wet wet wetdreams, sounds like a sexier version of hungry hungry hippos

Never had a wet dream... maybe because i know when to snap 2 or 3 off, and go on with my day.

"what if these women were your mother, sister, or daughter?"

Well, then, I wouldn't fuck them. Stop scaring me dude, I'm already celibate, I don't need paranoia.

And if I did just suddenly leap out of the closet (which I have thought about MANY times)

""What if that man were your father, brother, or son?"

In my case, NOT POSSIBLE!!!! Dad's dead, no kids, and i have one sister.

SUCK THAT COCK FOR THE LORD!!!!

Oh, god.....
Horrors.

i know, DICKS!!!!

All you gotta do is wash the thing....

A lot.

SOMEBODY BAN THIS SPAMMER! >:

Dude, stick to your convictions for once & don't read my awful posts. :(

That guy in the picture grisly posted is one ugly fucker.

zomboid that comment reminds me of the splatterhouse thread!

the love keeps coming, new splatterhouse planed
http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69699596

also that post was not an attack on your person please don't take it that way oh god oh god

also, lol @ planing splatterhouse

You did spell it the way most people I know say it.

has shrubfest posted a picture yet?

I need it for THE COLLECTION.

I hadn't thought about it. I actually hate the stuff.
Ah well. Ta for the backup.