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wobzire Sep 24th, 2008 10:21 AM


Kitsa Sep 24th, 2008 11:12 AM

Lemmy is the coolest.

Neen Sep 24th, 2008 12:50 PM


Dixie Sep 24th, 2008 01:23 PM

I cannot stop farting today.

Zomboid Sep 24th, 2008 03:05 PM

I cannot stop puking out of my asshole. I have some reeeeeal bad shits :(

Zomboid Sep 24th, 2008 03:08 PM

I am seriously sitting here in my foundations of composition class, listening to some really boring English shit, just imagining how bad it's gonna be when I get to a toilet and let it all go, but at the same time looking forward to it because it seems really urgent. My stomach keeps making noises and I feel my turds being vaporized :x

Tadao Sep 24th, 2008 03:20 PM

Grislygus Sep 24th, 2008 03:27 PM

Tadao, where the hell did "Doomed Knight" Canadianboy talk shit, the search engine on here sucks.

Grislygus Sep 24th, 2008 03:28 PM

And it could be worse, Zom, I dealt with that shit at a swim meet

Tadao Sep 24th, 2008 03:30 PM


Tadao Sep 24th, 2008 03:31 PM


Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 581519)
And it could be worse, Zom, I dealt with that shit at a swim meet

Haha, yeah, movement would be horrible.

Grislygus Sep 24th, 2008 03:34 PM

Managing to NOT shit your speedo in front of over a hundred people while doing the fucking Butterfly stroke gives you unyielding faith in the God Almighty

Grislygus Sep 24th, 2008 03:36 PM

Doomed Knight
Forum Virgin

More like Doomed Virgin ha did you see that wordplay

Tadao Sep 24th, 2008 03:36 PM

Leaving a little brown trail behind you in your swim lane. :lol

Schimid Sep 24th, 2008 03:38 PM

According to a reputable and completely unfalsified ad on this website, Paris Hilton's IQ is 120. Mine is 125.

What the hell, man.

Tadao Sep 24th, 2008 03:39 PM

Are you smarter than a total whore?

Grislygus Sep 24th, 2008 03:41 PM


Tadao Sep 24th, 2008 04:20 PM

What I find truly truly hilarious is that I will likely wind up living in Canada after my parents die.

Crash Dummie Sep 24th, 2008 05:51 PM

Take some precautions, they say you're head might turn square and you could start saying "eh" uncontrollably.

Tadao Sep 24th, 2008 05:52 PM

Turn square? I've never heard of that. What does that relate to?

Tadao Sep 24th, 2008 05:53 PM

Oh man. JOAT is gonna be sooooo pissed.

Babs Sep 24th, 2008 06:06 PM

damn I bet everyone missed me

Fathom Zero Sep 24th, 2008 06:08 PM

Fucking boxheads. Germans and Canadians.

Crash Dummie Sep 24th, 2008 06:19 PM


Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 581565)
Turn square? I've never heard of that. What does that relate to?

Square heads is a nickname for english speaking Canadians... Go figure, I have no idea where it comes from.

Tadao Sep 24th, 2008 06:24 PM

Fucking Canadians

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