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RaNkeri Sep 25th, 2008 04:38 PM


Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 581834)
No, it was when he sent Seth's christmas gift, remember

Oh yeah, that was legendary

Grislygus Sep 25th, 2008 04:39 PM

What To Do?
A Further Guide For Idiot Parents

By now, you've established that Little Johnny is indeed stupid. However, what you do not realize is that he got his genes and behaviors from you. Fortunately, you haven't the werewithal to realize the implications. Long story short, he owes you, kick his lazy ass out. He'll either learn to survive, or starve. Either way, humanity improves and you can now afford that jacuzzi you've been eyeing.

Tadao Sep 25th, 2008 05:13 PM

Singing the cowboy song won't resolve you of your sins.

wobzire Sep 25th, 2008 05:14 PM

Hey, woah slow down you all. I'm not actually guilty here.

Tadao Sep 25th, 2008 05:19 PM


wobzire Sep 25th, 2008 05:20 PM

I can't help it. I have a fake mental disorder ok?

ElPila666 Sep 25th, 2008 05:21 PM


Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 581821)
I don't even have an albatross, I'll just be alone on the ship with the squiggling things in the sea that the Lord Almighty wants me to love but fuck that guy, seriously, those things are blind, stupid, and greasy


ElPila666 Sep 25th, 2008 06:00 PM


Fathom Zero Sep 25th, 2008 07:04 PM


Tadao Sep 25th, 2008 07:11 PM

Armed In Ion

DevilWearsPrada Sep 25th, 2008 07:20 PM


DevilWearsPrada Sep 25th, 2008 07:24 PM


executioneer Sep 25th, 2008 09:53 PM

a minor e din

DevilWearsPrada Sep 25th, 2008 10:00 PM

You're some kind of poet :eek

Aaarg Sep 25th, 2008 10:06 PM

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.

wobzire Sep 25th, 2008 10:13 PM

Are you serious? You must hate you parents huh?

Aaarg Sep 25th, 2008 10:14 PM

Big Poppa C? How could anybody hate Big Poppa C?

wobzire Sep 25th, 2008 10:16 PM

It's easy. Just think about the fact that your his son.

Aaarg Sep 25th, 2008 10:17 PM

Uncalled for!

Grislygus Sep 25th, 2008 11:22 PM

wobster, this is no time to sit on your laurels, you've been called into question by the community at large, you need to bring out the BIG GUNS right now, like Tadaoi did. Started out as that retarded pancake rabbit, crawled right up that ladder and got vet status, boy, he got enough keys to get into the pleasure dome

DevilWearsPrada Sep 25th, 2008 11:25 PM

Can I use my chronicled antics to be an official vet too?

Grislygus Sep 25th, 2008 11:26 PM

if you were here in 2003, then yes

Aaarg Sep 25th, 2008 11:27 PM

I registered in 2003 and started posting like, tonight.

Grislygus Sep 25th, 2008 11:28 PM

No shit, sherlock

DevilWearsPrada Sep 25th, 2008 11:28 PM

Does starting an account in 2002 count :(

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