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RaNkeri Sep 26th, 2008 12:16 PM

I have diabeetus, what's your excuse?

Chojin Sep 26th, 2008 03:46 PM


Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 582114)
You're so fucking fat Rankeri seriously

words are like bullets

wobzire Sep 26th, 2008 04:03 PM

I think the next time 'Willie' looks at his Q&A thread he will quit the internet forever.

Dixie Sep 26th, 2008 04:50 PM

More viking questions!

Tadao Sep 26th, 2008 04:51 PM

Capital idea

Kitsa Sep 26th, 2008 06:19 PM

I got called a stupid cunt today, for no apparent reason.

Tadao Sep 26th, 2008 06:26 PM

That happened to me, so I beat the living shit out of the kid. His mom kept screaming "No no! He has turrets!" I went home and googled it later and found out about this awesome disease.

Kitsa Sep 26th, 2008 06:32 PM

Super story, Tadao!

I think this was just some random prick whose balls are bigger online.

wobzire Sep 26th, 2008 07:10 PM

Just now on the way home some kid on the train bumped into me and I told him the only reason I use the train to get around is because they are keeping an eye out for people like me on the Greyhound bus'.

Pub Lover Sep 26th, 2008 07:10 PM

Was it me? :(

Pub Lover Sep 26th, 2008 07:31 PM

Way to post at the same time as me, Wobby. :(

Originally Posted by Apple Juice (Post 581396)
Do you actually like Sara Palin?

Way to be off topic, New Guy. :(

And yes. I think she is great. I also do think teaching creationism in American science classes is good.

It should be noted that I am a communist in the employ of China. :(

Kitsa Sep 26th, 2008 07:41 PM

No, it wasn't you. When you call me a cunt it's just sillygoodtimefun.


WhiteRat Sep 26th, 2008 09:51 PM

Gunshots were fired at my apt complex today. My room mate said he heard two shots and then heard a man hootin' and hollerin'. He looked out the window and saw that the man had 2 of his car windows shot out. 6 squad cars came, stood around for a while and then left. God bless this mess.

Fathom Zero Sep 26th, 2008 10:48 PM

I was told my on-post libary priviledges were taken away today.

My dad fucking sucks.

Sam Sep 26th, 2008 10:50 PM

What does that even mean :(

WhiteRat Sep 26th, 2008 10:59 PM

Kid can't check out books at the base library.

Fathom Zero Sep 26th, 2008 11:00 PM

And I wanted to learn Esperanto, too. >:

Sam Sep 26th, 2008 11:03 PM

Were you looking at sex books?

WhiteRat Sep 26th, 2008 11:05 PM

He was doing inappropriate things to himself why ogling an issue of Ranger Rick.

Sam Sep 26th, 2008 11:07 PM

I'm sure if it had been an issue of Highlights For Kids no one would have paid it any mind.

Fathom Zero Sep 26th, 2008 11:10 PM

Oh man, goofus and gallant get me wet.

WhiteRat Sep 26th, 2008 11:20 PM

What base are you at again?

Fathom Zero Sep 26th, 2008 11:28 PM

Ft. Sill, Home of the Field Artillery, King of Battle.

Or so I am told by the private security contractor the government has hired to check IDs at the gate.

WhiteRat Sep 26th, 2008 11:40 PM

Ha, we have those same contractors that wear AF abu's that are worn improperly and look like shit.

Do you have a lot of asian women that work on base, mainly the PX?

Fathom Zero Sep 26th, 2008 11:50 PM

Fuck yeah, tons of Japanee and Korean ladies hobbling around, mainly as baggers at the commissary. Some of them were nice, but a lot of them didn't like me, like when I tried to help other baggers struggling with an assload of groceries at a closing register, they'd accuse me of cutting in line. Just one of the reasons why I left and didn't come back, that and the Quasimodo-esque Korean lady that chewed on oats right behind me, but yeah.

They're all married to soldiers so they can get visas.

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