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Tadao Aug 5th, 2009 06:38 PM



It could always be worse.

Kitsa Aug 5th, 2009 06:45 PM

Well, sure it could. But if that were kept in mind for every conversation ever, we'd all just keep reminding each other that we're all a bunch of fucking whiners who at least aren't dead.

Tadao Aug 5th, 2009 06:50 PM

That is basically how I view the human race.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 5th, 2009 06:51 PM

Happy Birthday yesterday Kahl, I got you a book.

stevetothepast Aug 5th, 2009 06:52 PM

that'd be the best way to go.

Kitsa Aug 5th, 2009 06:54 PM

Tadao: Just because it's true doesn't mean it makes getting through life any easier.

Also, speaking of books, I found a fascinating history book I can't recommend highly enough:

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Sex...0783115/?itm=1

(it's available on amazon too but ridiculously expensive)

Tadao Aug 5th, 2009 06:57 PM

Not to be read after eating.

Kitsa Aug 5th, 2009 07:07 PM

I'm a bad one to judge that. I have a book in front of me while eating, while brushing teeth, while in the car...most of the time, actually.

Tadao Aug 5th, 2009 07:33 PM

Hey look what the Japs named their human robotics company.

http://www.cyberdyne.jp/english/

Kitsa Aug 5th, 2009 07:37 PM

I BELIEVE IN ROBOT SUIT

Tadao Aug 5th, 2009 07:37 PM

I would take that over a robot spine.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 5th, 2009 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 640335)
Hey look what the Japs named their human robotics company.

http://www.cyberdyne.jp/english/

Now they're just taunting fate.

Tadao Aug 5th, 2009 07:58 PM

Well the UK already made Skynet satellites.

LordSappington Aug 5th, 2009 08:10 PM

I might be able to get this bike in the next month or so....
http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/1294294541.html

Kitsa Aug 5th, 2009 08:16 PM

There was some weird and awkward shit that went down in a public bathroom I was in today. These two giant sloppy rednecky ladies with bluetooth headsets came in right behind me. Then as they were peeing, I heard them go OH YEAH, OH GOD, OH GOD YEAH and so on.

This left me wondering.

- Was peeing orgasmic for them?

- Did they just do it to fuck with people? They didn't look that sophisticated. As a matter of fact, they looked like mother and daughter, which made it creepier.

- Did they maybe have phonesex clients on their bluetooth headsets? If so, I wish the clients could've seen them, they were nasty. And why would you have phonesex going on in the middle of a mall?

It was weird as hell. And then they were ahead of me in the grocery store so all I could do was stare at their wide Kmart-clad asses and remember OH YEAH, OH GOD, GOD YES in the bathroom stall.

Ugh.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 5th, 2009 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 640340)
Well the UK already made Skynet satellites.

We're totally asd*g'd

kahljorn Aug 5th, 2009 09:11 PM

lol thanks for the wellwishing 10k; today's my wife's birthday :O is it that book by chuck pahlanuik?

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 5th, 2009 09:24 PM

It sure is :p Tell your wife happy birthday too :)

Sam Aug 5th, 2009 09:28 PM

A BOOK BY THE SUNGLASSES MAN!

Tadao Aug 6th, 2009 01:08 PM

Happy BDay Dixie, wish I was in you.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 6th, 2009 01:16 PM

Happy first birthday. Should have went with Trixie.

Kitsa Aug 6th, 2009 01:37 PM

trixie triggers too many rocky horror flashbacks :(

Zhukov Aug 6th, 2009 02:30 PM

I'm sorry to hear about your bus woes Kitsa. :\

Kitsa Aug 6th, 2009 02:42 PM

Oh well :) I'm sure it's probably a last-ditch effort to keep going before they stop buses anyway, probably better not to depend on them too much.

My mom somehow acquired the raw video of that guy getting the shit zapped out of him on top of that train in India. It's the same video they keep taking off youtube.

I'm still trying to understand why my mom wanted me to watch a video of a guy who literally exploded on camera.

:/

Tadao Aug 6th, 2009 02:50 PM

Because it's awesome footage.


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