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RaNkeri Aug 8th, 2009 06:21 PM

They're showing Creepshow on TV in 15 minutes. Is it worth watching?

Tadao Aug 8th, 2009 06:40 PM


RaNkeri Aug 8th, 2009 06:42 PM


A zombie just killed a woman while demanding for cake.

Definitely worth watching.

Kitsa Aug 8th, 2009 07:14 PM

Funny Craigslist MJ rant:


That "limited edition Michael Jackson lithograph" infomercial has been creeping me out for some time. You know, how they have the shrine of roses and all that. I mean, seriously?

RaNkeri Aug 8th, 2009 08:32 PM

Great movie, "The Crate" was my favorite.
Is it just me or does anybody else think it was pretty Lovecraftian?

elx Aug 9th, 2009 12:07 PM

even with all of the crap airports make us go through they are still unsafe:(

my brother managed to smuggle a case of cuban cigars and a vintage hunting knife into his carry on from brazil to miami to atlanta, just to prove a point to his girlfriend.

Zhukov Aug 9th, 2009 12:48 PM

You wouldn't be able to try that stuff getting into Australia.

As Stever Irwin used to say everyday on TV; "Quarrantine matters, don't muck with it."

Random airport security questions: "Do you have any bees or bee keeping equipment? Have you been to a farm in the last week? Do you have any fish? Do you have any fish oils or other products?"

And if you have any of these things you get sent to Nauru.

Aaarg Aug 9th, 2009 01:02 PM

Haha, that's awesome. Trying to avoid the rabbit problem again, eh?

captain516 Aug 9th, 2009 02:22 PM

Kitsa Aug 9th, 2009 04:00 PM

Cane toads too...

Do they still spray that awful insecticide shit on people in the cabin?

DevilWearsPrada Aug 9th, 2009 04:26 PM

My mom and her husband somehow got 6+ hookahs and a pakistani ornate sword past customs and into the U.S. :(

Tadao Aug 9th, 2009 04:39 PM

Are those contraband? I don't think they are.

Dixie Aug 9th, 2009 06:52 PM

They banned Contra?

Sam Aug 9th, 2009 06:54 PM



Kitsa Aug 9th, 2009 07:49 PM

my dad flew into South Africa at about the same time Mandela was released from jail, and they confiscated his camera at the airport. All we saw of South Africa was via postcards, as in, "The view from my hotel sort of looks like this."

Zhukov Aug 10th, 2009 04:08 AM

It's not so much rabbit or cane toad sized animals that they are looking out for, it's the microscopic bacteria or insects that are worse. It seems that any sort of crop destroying organism thrives like crazy in Australia.

Kitsa, I don't think anyone gets sprayed for staying in log cabins, but you do get sprayed at the airport if you are from Eastern Europe or South America.

Zhukov Aug 10th, 2009 04:11 AM

OH, the cabin of the plane. :/ Uh, no.

Kitsa Aug 10th, 2009 08:59 AM

My mom is the American liaison for an Australian company and my dad's company deals a lot with Australia, so there are a lot of miles racked up between here and there.

dirtyxblondexdame Aug 10th, 2009 11:07 AM

hi people *waves* they lifted the firewall at work AND i finally got the wireless card for my laptop at home so IM BACK.

try not to be too excited.

Colonel Flagg Aug 10th, 2009 01:11 PM

... and there was much rejoicing ....

dirtyxblondexdame Aug 10th, 2009 01:14 PM

nope no rejoicing. except for me, who is glad that she can entertain herself during work again.

Kitsa Aug 10th, 2009 01:36 PM

Anyway, here's a cheery website to pass the time.


dirtyxblondexdame Aug 10th, 2009 01:37 PM

www.reallyawkward.com is my new favorite :)

Colonel Flagg Aug 10th, 2009 02:00 PM


Edit - DBD, not to ignore your contribution, but I can't view it from work. :( looks quite interesting, from the text anyway ....

dirtyxblondexdame Aug 10th, 2009 02:14 PM

stupid firewalls.

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