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executioneer Aug 14th, 2009 06:54 PM



HI MAD MELVIN HOW HAVE YOU BENE

whoops sorry i got caught up in the moment :(

Mad Melvin Aug 14th, 2009 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 641848)
I've got your warm welcome, just tilt your head back a little more please. :orgasm

OUTRAGEOUS! :x

Mad Melvin Aug 14th, 2009 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 641849)

HI MAD MELVIN HOW HAVE YOU BENE

whoops sorry i got caught up in the moment :(


Hi willie!

I remember you. You're the guy that used to creep the fuck out of me. You still do! :)

Dixie Aug 14th, 2009 07:06 PM

Willie is not creepy >:

executioneer Aug 14th, 2009 07:08 PM

AM SO

Tadao Aug 14th, 2009 07:10 PM

IS NOT

RaNkeri Aug 14th, 2009 07:11 PM

Everyone's gay for Willie :(

The Leader Aug 14th, 2009 07:53 PM

It's true. :(

Dixie Aug 14th, 2009 07:58 PM

I'M GAY FOR WILLIE!
GAY LIKE A GIRAFFE!

Dixie Aug 14th, 2009 08:05 PM

stupid double-post

Tadao Aug 14th, 2009 09:22 PM


Kitsa Aug 14th, 2009 09:28 PM

I got a Kohl's giftcard ($10) in the mail as a promotion. I went on a Wednesday and bought off the clearance rack. Clearance rack + whatever the hell sale they were having + giftcard = $75 worth of clothes for $4.77, tax included.

I can't help but think that's not the way they wanted it to work. But hell, if I have to shop for clothes at all I'd sooner they cost $5 than $75.

There was a lady in there trying to buy someone else's used pants (they'd stolen a new pair and put their old ones on a hanger). She got what they were saying about their being some stranger's used and nasty pants, but she didn't get why they wouldn't sell them to her.

Esuohlim Aug 14th, 2009 09:41 PM

HI MAD MELVIN

I REMEMBER YOU, YOU HAD AN ALFRED E. NEUMAN AVATAR

UNFORTUNATELY WE HAVE TOO MANY FINLAND REPRESENTATIVES AROUND HERE THESE DAYS :(

Esuohlim Aug 14th, 2009 09:43 PM

Actually just the one I think, but it's still too many :x

Zhukov Aug 15th, 2009 05:50 AM

Hello Mad Melvin, how was military life?

If I recall corectly, which I probably don't, Mad Melvin was from Norway.

RaNkeri Aug 15th, 2009 06:19 AM

That was Pjalne

Zhukov Aug 15th, 2009 06:51 AM

Well, I thought it was Mad Melvin. Anyway, Mad Melvin seemed like a decent chap to me.

Mad Melvin Aug 15th, 2009 09:34 AM

Yeah, I was in the army back in 2004. After that I was working in various crappy jobs and decided to apply for a polytechnic institute. I studied for about three and a half years and graduated a few months ago. Now I have a crappy job again. Yay. I'm in a steady relationship and WITH A WOMAN no less. We also have a dog and it has the most vile and horrible farts you can imagine.

So that's my life in a nutshell. :x

RaNkeri Aug 15th, 2009 10:21 AM

The same woman who's ex jumped off a roof?

Mad Melvin Aug 15th, 2009 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 641953)
The same woman who's ex jumped off a roof?


Ugh. No. This one is actually classified as a human.

The Leader Aug 15th, 2009 01:16 PM

What, did he jump to get away from her?

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 15th, 2009 01:16 PM

Is clement in Doc Mocks movie mausoleum episode 10? It kind of looks like him on the main page with the machete.

elx Aug 15th, 2009 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 641966)
What, did he jump to get away from her?

or maybe she was sooo amazing that after they broke up he decided he couldn't live without her

The Leader Aug 15th, 2009 01:52 PM

It was you, wasn't it?

Zhukov Aug 15th, 2009 02:00 PM

I'm guessing some kind of micro chip or hypno-therapy that caused him to destroy himself if he ever broke up with her.

But we'll never know because Scandinavia is offline now, and the topic will have changed by the time it gets back online.


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