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Dimnos Sep 21st, 2009 03:22 PM


Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 649324)
...to keep me awake through 2 shows.
i drink AFTER work saturday


Dixie Sep 21st, 2009 03:53 PM

i'm a stagehand. shows, concerts, performances, etc. it's what i does.

Kitsa Sep 21st, 2009 03:55 PM

I'm supposed to be doing a number of things right now and I'm putting them off for no particular reason.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 21st, 2009 03:58 PM

You do lights or sounds Dix?

Dixie Sep 21st, 2009 04:02 PM

it depends on the gig. i've been on lights alot though. saturday is a ballet though, for that i do wardrobe.

Pub Lover Sep 21st, 2009 04:04 PM

Dudes in tights?

Kitsa Sep 21st, 2009 04:09 PM

She makes sure the bulges are properly stuffed.

Dixie Sep 21st, 2009 04:12 PM

Those dance belts are something else.
the guys in tights all look great in them at least!
swan lake is the bulgiest!

Kitsa Sep 21st, 2009 04:21 PM

oh, the ones that look like jock straps?

Dimnos Sep 21st, 2009 04:48 PM

Do you get to pat em down to make sure they are in place and snug? :orgasm

Pub Lover Sep 21st, 2009 04:50 PM

She sure does. Right after she blows them. :(

Dimnos Sep 21st, 2009 04:53 PM

I can see T sining up for ballet classes right now. :lol

Tadao Sep 21st, 2009 05:01 PM

Been there, not allowed back.

RaNkeri Sep 21st, 2009 05:08 PM

those stains will never come out

Dixie Sep 21st, 2009 05:12 PM

Actually most of the guys are gay, and the ones that aren't gay are married to the pretty ballerinas.
i'm not really interested in guys who look in the mirror more than me anyways.
i'm just there to make sure they have the right costume on and there's no rips or tears in the leotards.

Tadao Sep 21st, 2009 07:16 PM

Kitsa Sep 21st, 2009 08:10 PM

that's pretty fucked up.

That's the only time I cried on 9/11, seeing people jump to their deaths out the windows. And the guy who tried to climb down the side of the WTC on a sheet and fell. I think the rest of the time was just numby-like.

That's the only time I've ever seen a team of medical professionals working on an MI (heart attack) guy and everyone, including the guy having the heart attack, was just staring at the tv screen in the room with their mouths hanging open.

Aaarg Sep 21st, 2009 08:16 PM

somebody didn't believe me when i said "infarction" was a word. "you mean you've never heard of a myocardial infarction?" i then had to explain how "myocardial" meant "heart." that somebody was my sister.

so it's raining pretty ruthlessly here and we have a dirt driveway.

we had to dig a bunch of trenches to try to divert the water out of the "garages" so that we could all get out tomorrow.

hopefully the bridge over the creek holds out, it's been in bad shape for some time now.

Tadao Sep 21st, 2009 08:28 PM

Somewhere in Georgia was getting flooded, is it the same storm hitting you?

Aaarg Sep 21st, 2009 08:33 PM

Atlanta, yeah.

we're at the green star!

Tadao Sep 21st, 2009 08:38 PM

They said a cold front is heading your way and hopefully it will low down the flooded creeks and rivers.

Aaarg Sep 21st, 2009 08:42 PM

I hope we can get some sunlight because the grass is very very long thanks to this nourishment falling from the sky and it's my turn to mow!

So that would be cool.

Tadao Sep 21st, 2009 08:43 PM

I hope because you have a John Deer with a beer chest.

Aaarg Sep 21st, 2009 08:50 PM

Shiiit, we have a bottom-of-the-line push mower that we share with the neighbor, and about an acre to cut with it.

An acre of really long really wet grass. :(

Tadao Sep 21st, 2009 09:14 PM

I used to cut a quarter acre with a weed whacker. I was also very high and drunk.

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