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Tadao Apr 27th, 2010 02:24 AM

KISS HER ON THE NAPE OF THE NECK

elx Apr 27th, 2010 02:47 AM

too late i already accepted my title. better luck in three years, samantha!

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 02:49 AM

That's cute, but my title is much more offical sounding and indicating of the victory I had achieved as Official I-Mockery Class President. Better luck in 3 years, maybe girls will be allowed to vote by then.

Zhukov Apr 27th, 2010 02:56 AM

I guess it's a tie, and the only way to win a tie is to post pictures of your legs and let the community vote on who has the best.

It's been done this way for generations.

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 02:57 AM

I knew Zhukov only voted for me because I am a sexual object to him

elx Apr 27th, 2010 03:01 AM

sam has hairy ginger giraffe legs, so i win again

Zhukov Apr 27th, 2010 03:02 AM

Sam, if I wanted to see your legs I would create some kind of outlandish reason that would make it so you had to show them to me, or else lose this class presidency. :rolleyes:

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 03:06 AM

I have beautiful presidential legs that I use to make this board a better place for everyone.

elx Apr 27th, 2010 03:07 AM

prove it!

Zhukov Apr 27th, 2010 03:08 AM

Let's see 'em them.

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 03:11 AM

They are similar to this:



EXCEPT MUCH MORE ERGONOMIC

Tadao Apr 27th, 2010 03:13 AM

IS HE HALF DRUM?

elx Apr 27th, 2010 03:14 AM

hey sam maybe you could be the lunch lady

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 03:15 AM

hey elx maybe you could be the lunchy lady because as a woman it is your job to cook food and thats it

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 03:16 AM

OH AND MAKE BABIES

Tadao Apr 27th, 2010 03:17 AM

PUT ON THE BLUE SUIT JACKET

elx Apr 27th, 2010 03:17 AM

NO MY JOB AS THE PRESIDENT IS JUST TO KISS BABIES AND THEN HAND THEM BACK

just as it should be

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 03:19 AM

SEEE, IT'S ALL A BIG ATTENTION WHORING FOR YOU

I AM IN IT TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE

I AM CONCERNED ABOUT THE ISSUES

Zhukov Apr 27th, 2010 03:19 AM

Well I guess Sam wins since I see no other competition.

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 03:21 AM

Thank you Zhukov, we all know Tasmanians are political geniuses and I accept the proclamation from my OFFICIAL TASMANIAN DIPLOMAT.

elx Apr 27th, 2010 03:21 AM

but i showed my legs at least three times to this forum already thank you :(

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 03:21 AM

Shows how good THEY were :rolleyes

elx Apr 27th, 2010 03:22 AM

THEREFORE I AM MORE TRUSTED AND OPEN AND HONEST

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 682152)
Well I guess Sam wins since I see no other competition.

THIS IS ALL THAT MATTERS, SWEETCAKES.

TAKE IT TO THE LUNCH LADY ROOM. >:

Zhukov Apr 27th, 2010 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 682155)
but i showed my legs at least three times to this forum already thank you :(

I only remember ONCE and that time it wasn't the best view. You have to do it again.


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