I-Mockery Forum

I-Mockery Forum (http://i-mockery.com/forum/index.php)
-   General Blabber (http://i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=7)
-   -   I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips) (http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8799)

10,000 Volt Ghost May 9th, 2010 02:50 PM

:pagebrak
If I was a woman that 10K VAG would be my roller derby name.

edit: Karb

Tadao May 9th, 2010 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 684910)
all of you fgts are the reason market research sucks and people keep making shitty products in response

iSorry

Fathom Zero May 9th, 2010 05:48 PM

:lol

Dr. Boogie May 9th, 2010 10:29 PM

Just had a celebrity sighting, kinda: Jani Lane, the former lead singer of Warrant... as he drove into our neighbor's parked car and blew out one of his tires trying to get away.

The Leader May 9th, 2010 10:40 PM

:lol

Guitar Woman May 10th, 2010 12:05 AM

Derp de derp de derp

Babs May 10th, 2010 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie (Post 684945)
Just had a celebrity sighting, kinda: Jani Lane, the former lead singer of Warrant... as he drove into our neighbor's parked car and blew out one of his tires trying to get away.

he'll most likely being seeing a warrant now.

elx May 10th, 2010 02:24 AM

why does everyone hate on crocs?

Babs May 10th, 2010 02:29 AM

BECAUSE THEY REPRESENT ALL THAT IS EVIL

Zhukov May 10th, 2010 06:36 AM

I thought you meant crocodiles, and I was about to say that I like crocodiles and I have several photos of me enjoying my distance, but you mean those plastic shoes that are just piles of turd, don't you?

10,000 Volt Ghost May 10th, 2010 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie (Post 684945)
Just had a celebrity sighting, kinda: Jani Lane, the former lead singer of Warrant... as he drove into our neighbor's parked car and blew out one of his tires trying to get away.

:lol That's amazing.

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 684965)
why does everyone hate on crocs?

They rip little kids feet off on escalators.

Fathom Zero May 10th, 2010 05:16 PM

I think escalators need more killswitches. Just one at either end is not enough, especially when people don't listen to each other.

Tadao May 10th, 2010 06:21 PM

I was at the mall last week and the down escalator was turned off and roped off. The didn't trust us to use them as stairs. :(

Fathom Zero May 10th, 2010 06:29 PM

That's dumb.

Tadao May 10th, 2010 06:43 PM

Also, it was at the end of the mall and we wanted to go to the shoe store just at the bottom of the escalator, so we walked back to the middle of the mall, went down, and then back again. No big deal, but I kept thinking that Mitch Hedgeberg would have cried.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 10th, 2010 07:00 PM

Too bad the mall didn't have a dicks or galyans at that end. You could have taken the rock climbing wall down.

Pentegarn May 10th, 2010 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 685067)
Also, it was at the end of the mall and we wanted to go to the shoe store just at the bottom of the escalator, so we walked back to the middle of the mall, went down, and then back again. No big deal, but I kept thinking that Mitch Hedgeberg would have cried.

Yes, but do you want a frozen banana?

Tadao May 10th, 2010 09:36 PM

No, but I do want a regular banana later, so go ahead and give me one.

Fathom Zero May 10th, 2010 09:42 PM

I need to use the bathroom but I'm out of toilet paper, so I'm just gonna jump in the shower instead.

Pub Lover May 11th, 2010 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 684972)
being brian blessed requires more shouting than i can currently manage

Halloween this year?


Pub Lover May 11th, 2010 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 684999)
Tasmania, New Zealand, Australia, and Britain can spout off all the zeds they want if they can learn how to pronounce "paella" >:


Except the English are the only ones who are uppity about it, so... I guess... whatever, I don't care anymore

Uh oh, did I miss the memo on Paella. :x

As an uppity Englishman of some long standing in these parts, how am I expected to refer to that god-awful Spanish shit-dish? :eek

Zhukov May 11th, 2010 07:58 AM

This is true, I seem to recall the commonwealth beating the armada. Fuck their wog payellah back to their own country.

Zhukov May 11th, 2010 08:00 AM

Ugh, went a bit racist there. Ignore that.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 11th, 2010 11:41 AM

I've never heard that term before.

Grislygus May 11th, 2010 12:44 PM

Pah- ae- ya is one of the most delicious fucking things in the world when made right, think of it as a spanish seafood jumble.

There is no conjoining syllable between "pah" and "aeya", which makes it fucking clumsy to say for an english speaker to say casually. As such, english speakers call it "pieYaeya", with a y sound in the middle. Except for the English, whose food critic population pronounces it pie-yella (similar to an inbred American redneck), which would't be a problem if they didn't sniff haughtily every time a FOREIGNER, (Spanish, American, or otherwise) has the UNMITIGATED GALL to correct their PERFECT PRONUNCIATION. I give a historically-accurate sample conversation in the original post


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:01 PM.

Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2023, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.