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Guitar Woman May 12th, 2010 10:05 AM

I wear clothes past the expiration date and like the Screaming Trees a lot fuck you

Zhukov May 12th, 2010 10:19 AM

Can you stop talking about yourself?

Fathom Zero May 12th, 2010 10:31 AM

Clothes have expiration dates?

Fathom Zero May 12th, 2010 10:32 AM



All I need is love and oxygen! :)

10,000 Volt Ghost May 12th, 2010 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 685300)
I don't care about your habits, I was laughing at you describing yourself as a grungy intellectual. :lol


:lol

Pub Lover May 12th, 2010 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 685313)
Clothes have expiration dates?

The point when they are more hole than clothing is the time I think about retiring them.

I usually give it a few weeks after that though.

Tadao May 12th, 2010 01:30 PM

I focused more on the word "intellectual"

Fathom Zero May 12th, 2010 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 685334)
The point when they are more hole than clothing is the time I think about retiring them.

I usually give it a few weeks after that though.

You're a teen sensation!

Pub Lover May 12th, 2010 02:22 PM

I am. What I find odd is they were not so keen on giving me the sensation when I was a teen & had no qualms about it.

Aged meat. :x

Tadao May 12th, 2010 05:00 PM

I bumped my head and felt a big high from it. Then right away I tasted blood but wasn't bleeding. Should I take a nap?

Fathom Zero May 12th, 2010 05:10 PM

You got a bunch of tumors in your head.

Kitsa May 12th, 2010 08:01 PM

tadao: I wouldn't.

Pub Lover May 13th, 2010 12:34 AM

Quote:

British rapper Lady Sovereign has confirmed reports she is a lesbian.
:lol

Pub Lover May 13th, 2010 12:35 AM

Quote:

Emma Watson's spokesperson has branded an alleged naked photo of the Harry Potter star a fake - insisting the risque image has been technically doctored.
The Brit actress' legal team sprung into action after a photo allegedly featuring the 20 year old without clothes hit the web, immediately branding the nude snap a product of computer wizardry.
A representative for the star tell Britain's The Sun newspaper, "If you look at it you will see that the head is marginally too big for the body (but clearly too big!) and the angle of the face is physically impossible with the body in that position."
The photograph has now been removed from the internet.
WENN.com
Has it, indeed? :eek

Colonel Flagg May 13th, 2010 12:42 AM

I'd wager that Mr. Pub has saved a copy on his "hard drive".

Pub Lover May 13th, 2010 01:55 AM

I am sad to say you have lost that wager, but there are many, many perverts out there that haven't been stroke down with my current affliction.

Pub Lover May 13th, 2010 01:59 AM

Struck. :dunce

Colonel Flagg May 13th, 2010 06:09 AM

I don't know, the first version was funnier. :lol

Zhukov May 13th, 2010 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 685313)
Clothes have expiration dates?

I was looking at it like he was saying that he wears clothes after the fashion fad is over. I didn't think he was old enough to have gone through more than one fashion era though.

Like if you wanted to be grungy you would still wear baggy jeans and flannel shirts like Cobain did.

Shrubfest May 13th, 2010 02:29 PM

HAY GRISLYGUS

JUST HAD A CHEF ON THE RADIO TELLING ME IT WAS PIE-YAYA NOT PIE-YELLA.

We are not all ignorant! But then, his paella was made with rabbit and squirrel.

Dimnos May 13th, 2010 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 685473)
Dear Willie,

What will happen at the end of lost?

I bet at the end it zooms out from a TV and shows JJ there pitching the show to ABC. :\

10,000 Volt Ghost May 13th, 2010 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 685483)
HAY GRISLYGUS

JUST HAD A CHEF ON THE RADIO TELLING ME IT WAS PIE-YAYA NOT PIE-YELLA.

We are not all ignorant! But then, his paella was made with rabbit and squirrel.

I always thought it was PIE-AYA. Just basing it off HANK SCORPIO's pronunciation though.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 685487)
I bet at the end it zooms out from a TV and shows JJ there pitching the show to ABC. :\


:lol
:DALLAS


Oh...or even better
:THEARISTOCRATS

Colonel Flagg May 13th, 2010 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 685487)
I bet at the end it zooms out from a TV and shows JJ there pitching the show to ABC. :\

That would work if they were able to photoshop Suzanne Pleshette and Barbara Bel Geddes acting as part of a focus group telling the execs that "The concept just isn't plausible."

Grislygus May 13th, 2010 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 685483)
But then, his paella was made with rabbit and squirrel.

Holy shit



What

Dimnos May 13th, 2010 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 685495)
That would work if they were able to photoshop Suzanne Pleshette and Barbara Bel Geddes acting as part of a focus group telling the execs that "The concept just isn't plausible."

I was thinking it would be more like..


JJ ~ "You see. Its kind of like Seinfeld. It really isnt about anything! :) "

Execs ~ "Thats stupid. Your stupid. >: "

JJ ~ "Fine! Ill just go make a show for FOX. They will air ANYTHING! >: "


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