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Zhukov May 17th, 2010 03:18 AM

I was fixing the mower and I was bitten by a spider. Bye guys!

Sam May 17th, 2010 03:20 AM

GOOD THING I DIDN'T GIVE YOU MY DAUGHTER'S HAND IF YOU ARE GOING TO DIE LIKE A PUSSY FROM A PUSSY SPIDERBITE WHILE YOU FIX YOUR PUSSY LAWN PUSSY MOWER.

PUSSY.

Zhukov May 17th, 2010 03:25 AM

I'm not going to die Sam, I'm just going to have to lose a hand. :rolleyes

Which is why I need your daughter's.

kahljorn May 17th, 2010 04:32 AM

YOUR HAND IS A PUSSY

Zhukov May 17th, 2010 05:09 AM

I WISH.

The Leader May 17th, 2010 11:54 AM

That'd certainly make things a whole lot easier for you.

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 685862)
I'M SO GLAD I RAISED YOU CORRECTLY.

You raised her? She raises me. :eek

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 11:58 AM

:boners

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 685863)
LIQUIDSTATIK HAS ALREADY LAID CLAIM.

AND I ALREADY CASHED THE DOWRY CHECK.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 685888)
SAM, DID YOU NAME YOUR DAUGHTER CLAIM?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 685890)
:lol

..

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 12:31 PM

So wait... :eek

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by San (Post 685825)

>:>:>:>:>:>:>:

That is a picture of ELX? :eek

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 12:36 PM

Damn. :chatter

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 685902)
You raised her? She raises me. You've done very well. :eek

..

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 685903)
:boners :respect

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Tadao May 17th, 2010 12:42 PM

Her tits are illegal in Australia.

Zhukov May 17th, 2010 01:06 PM

I thought elx was blonde.

The Leader May 17th, 2010 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 654534)

<3

Extra creepy.

elx May 17th, 2010 01:56 PM

i am >:

Tadao May 17th, 2010 02:03 PM

You can make tons of money in Canoga Park

10,000 Volt Ghost May 17th, 2010 02:03 PM

I forgot about Pub's gif and a whole gang of Hitchcocks scared the heck out of me just now.

Also ELX is blonde. For the Vinyl.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 17th, 2010 02:06 PM

Also, ELX:

Can you draw a picture of Solomon Grundy and Robocop high fiving each other. Maybe with a juggalo unconcious on the ground?

elx May 17th, 2010 02:48 PM

certainly can!


this is awesome. the most absolute random team of brains thrown together; i expect the top secret missions will be incredibly intricate and hilarious. i'd like them to fail plan a, b, c, d, e, and so on until they just start blowing stuff up.

Tadao May 17th, 2010 02:58 PM

I find this part funny.

Quote:

Government Dispatches Crack Scientist Team To Houston to Solve Oil Leak

H-bomb inventor, Mars mining expert among those to study possible solutions


First of all.

Richard Garwin, a consultant who helped design the first hydrogen bomb in 1951.

Secondly the made it look like Steven Chu is a H-Bomb inventor.

RaNkeri May 17th, 2010 03:02 PM

Miami Vice the movie, fuck yeah?

Dimnos May 17th, 2010 03:32 PM

No. No fuck yeah for the movie. :(


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