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Dimnos May 17th, 2010 03:32 PM

:pagebrak

Tadao May 17th, 2010 03:46 PM

Along with infractions, I would like to give out gold stars. Like to Dimnos for pagebraking.

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 654929)
Someone in this thread is a sex offender. Can you guess who it is?

Six days after that I asked out the girl that would go onto be my very first girlfriend. :)

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 685926)
i am >:

So that other picture isn't you? okay. :letsouttheboner

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 685929)
I forgot about Pub's gif and a whole gang of Hitchcocks scared the heck out of me just now.

:rock

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 685929)
Also ELX is blonde. For the Vinyl.

You did a thorough examination? :eek

Sam May 17th, 2010 04:29 PM

SHE JUST DYED HER HAIR TO FOOL YOU GUYS.

Tadao May 17th, 2010 04:30 PM

I'm no longer quote worthy cause I'm old. :(

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 685919)
Her tits are illegal in Australia.

Not even a little bit, we covered that last time The Zuke tried to nail her.

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 685928)
You can make tons of money in Canoga Park

I don't get the reference. :confused :dunce

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 685966)
I'm no longer quote worthy cause I'm old. :(

Are your pubes grey yet?

Tadao May 17th, 2010 04:37 PM

NSFW

http://www.google.com/search?q=canog...ient=firefox-a

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:37 PM

What I'm saying is "T, show us yer pubes!"

10,000 Volt Ghost May 17th, 2010 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 685963)
You did a thorough examination? :eek

I'm going by a vague recollection.

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:37 PM

Speaking of pubes...

Tadao May 17th, 2010 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 685969)
Are your pubes grey yet?

So old they have all fallen out.

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 685965)
SHE JUST DYED HER HAIR TO FOOL YOU GUYS.

That is why I asked the Ghost if he went deep to check. ;)

Sam May 17th, 2010 04:40 PM

YOU CAN'T TRUST THE GHOST, HE'S TOO BUSY PLANNING HIS AIRHORN ATTACKS.

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 685970)

I just searched for canoga park forgetting the rule about things from you needing a porn suffix.

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 685972)
I'm going by a vague recollection.

Man, you are a stud, but show a little more respect to your non-insane conquests, would ya?

Sam May 17th, 2010 04:42 PM

PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT MY DAUGHTER BEING A NON-INSANE CONQUEST.

I HOPE FOR SO MUCH BETTER FOR HER.

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 685974)
So old they have all fallen out.

What part of crotch shot is unclear to you?

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:43 PM

T, get yer knob online!

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 685980)
PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT MY DAUGHTER BEING A NON-INSANE CONQUEST.

I HOPE FOR SO MUCH BETTER FOR HER.

Is that why you traded her to Danny for a half pack of mentos and some guy's wing-mirror?

Sam May 17th, 2010 04:46 PM

DANNY IS GOING TO TREAT HER RIGHT.


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