Looking back on this. This is the refining moment that I knew I would be a good father. Two girlfriends ago I used to sympathize her with the girl from all dogs go to heaven. The I realized all my girlfriends up to that point were useless as shit to society and I had been subconsciously supporting them. Once I found out I was really a father I knew I was already prepared for supporting a girl that wasn't going to contribute shit back to the real world. Except that this girl was a newborn so I'm okay with that. For now.

She's getting a paper route in 26 months

oh, then idk why my mod powers got taken

but w/e milhouse carry the torch vets for life

At least you'll be a better father than 50 percent of the people out there. I see horrible parents every day. Just go to a medical clinic and you'll see people letting their kids run wild in the waiting room, annoying the hell out of me.

My daughter is grounded till she is at least 26 years old.

Kids don't bother me anymore. What can somebody do with them? Kids scream, whatever. People act like they're things that are broken and have to be fixed.

I just want people to control the little fuckers. I don't have kids for that very reason. The girl I was with for 4 years wanted kids and I said fuck no. That's part of the reason why we broke up. The other was that she hated things I'd do. Like the time I put a "Registered Sex Offender" sign outside my neighbor's house because he had his music up too loud all night. Showed that bastard, but it pissed her off.

You're gonna be real cool when you grow up.

I am a grown up. I'll be 30 years old in November.

That's nice.

So does that mean I'm real cool since I'm grown up?

YOU COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG ABOUT THINGS

take it to the mockwars you jerks

I feel terrible when I participate in Mockwars. :(

YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MOCKWARS.

MOCKWARS IS DEAD AND WE ALL KNOW IT

YOU KNOW NOTHING, JON SNOW.

I was tawkin wif me mum about pawticipahtin' in the mock wars, and she said no!

iirc you weren't doing anything

i tried to do the same to MLE once and she flipped the fuck out and now she's gone again

but i dare not tread that road twice

Give me temp admin rights and I'll take that the fuck away from her. WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.

lol all us artfags should have a street brawl over taking the position of Art Mod

It's a great job because you don't actually do anything

yeah that's the other reason i don't give a shit

Sam would win though :( Him and his avant garde-ness

I mean, you can't joke about philosophy mod being worthless because Tadao's amusing as hell as a mod. Art mod's jst... there