MOCK WARS 2K7 GRUDGE MATCHES
As the Mock Wars enter their 3rd and 4th rounds, the number of actual fights of course dwindles with each halving of the competitors. It is for this VERY REASON that we are adding GRUDGE MATCHES to the Mock Wars this year in the 3rd and 4th rounds.
These GRUDGE MATCH rounds will be OPTIONAL for the voters, and will take place in the same timeframe as the Block A and B matches. Ideally, I'd like to have 1-2 grudge matches per block. I realize this is short notice for potential Block A grudgers, but hopefully this is something you all would like to get involved in. Eligible contestants are: - Anyone who is not "event blacklisted", and - Anyone who has not yet been eliminated from the Mock Wars proper (in other words, if you've already been eliminated from this year's Mock Wars, you CAN participate in a grudge match.) Here's how you sign up for this: 1. State your desire to participate in this thread. 2. State the Block in which you'd like to participate (Block A is Mon-Tues-Wed, Block B is Thurs-Fri-Sat). 3. State the name of your proposed opponent. 4. Have your opponent post in similar fashion in this thread to confirm. Then, you people say in this thread which of these matches you'd most like to see. The grudge matches that get the "green light" to proceed in Round 3 will be the ones that the most people want to see happen. Since the Chojin VS Max Burbank match has been frontpaged on I-Mockery, we've had close to a hundred people watching these fights simultaneously; There are a lot of people watching the Mock Wars now, and we need content from people who are willing to deliver. Do not sign up for this to make an unfunny ass of yourself to prove some sort of point that none of us could care less about. Only sign up if you honestly think you could do a good job. |
- Anyone who has not yet been eliminated from the Mock Wars proper (in other words, if you've already been eliminated from this year's Mock Wars, you CAN participate in a grudge match.)
This confused me. So ANYONE can participate, basically? |
Anyone who is not currently competing in mock wars.
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Chojin, you vs me, if you don't make it past max this round.
It has to happen sooner or later. |
That'd be a great match
Chojin: *taking pictures of himself making silly expressions with HILARIOUS captions* Lenor: Remember when you used to make that face when we had sex two years ago? |
Kahl, your comments might be of some value, unfortunately due to your lack of showing up for your own fight.
It means nothing. So, unless your actually in this thread to start a 'grudge match' with someone, nobody cares. |
noob3 vs noob4, clash of the titans!!
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If I didn't show up for my matches I would've been banned.
Do you ever think before you talk? |
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yeah but are you the original noob4 :(
we'll never know! |
I HAVE A GRUDGE AGAINST EVERYBODY ON THIS BOARD. THEREFORE, I WANT TO BATTLE ALL OF YOU AT ONCE IN THE SAME THREAD. YOU CAN TELL I'M SERIOUS BECAUSE I WROTE THIS MESSAGE IN ALL CAPS, GREEN TEXT AND I UNDERLINED IT!
AND WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT EXCLAMATION POINT? YOU JUST *KNOW* I MEAN BUSINESS! |
Free shots with RoGer, what bar?
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I'd like to see Rog VS The World, and Lenor VS Chojin ;o
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I CONCUR
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Mockery you're a neon green wearing fag and if you weren't covered in boogers i would slap you.
take that :( |
Coming from the vagifart covered in a cyclops squid, I imagine "slapping" is about all you're capable of. I, on the other hand, wouldn't hesitate to stomp on your throat in an effort to rid the world of yet another whimpering sack of flesh.
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Vagifart covered in a squid? What the hell, squids can't ride balloons.
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They ride in water balloons.
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Advantage: Gus
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:LOL :LOL :LOL
Kahl only watches the discovery channel, when his parents are in the room monitoring his rampant porno channel surfing. |
Whatever grislygus and mockery what do you guys know about SCIENCE? I'd like to see a squid ride a balloon filled with vagifart gas. Does a squid weigh lighter than air? HUH?
In fact why don't they have vagifart races? :LOL :LOL :LOL Lenor only farts when she is bent over backwards and her face is near her anus and then her parents videotape it and release the video on her school campus and everyone is all man that's gross and then lenore decides to commit suicide by holding her face in front of her ass AND vagina and simultaneously anally farting and vaginally farting and lighting a match. POOR LENOR (lol rhyme) |
My parents are dead, I'm an orphan and sing on the street. Panhandling is my trade, droppin Trix are my game.
POOR ME (that doesn't rhyme) |
...AND YET, SOMEHOW, YOU DON'T SEEM TO WEAR IT ON YOUR SLEEVE..
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Why would I wear my dead parents on my sleeve?
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