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JakeOfAllTrades Feb 8th, 2008 05:12 AM

You Can Make a Better Feb. 14th
 
My previous Valentine's Day approach, since I clearly wasn't getting any clear response from the girl I was giving roses to, was to use the dozens of Valentine's cards I made to sell, since I sold few, to give to girls and guys who didn't have Valentines.

This proved to be a big hit. I might not have gotten a date that day, but I brightened up an otherwise lonely day for a lot of people who weren't as popular as the ones who did get lots of cards and flowers.

I'm thinking that I could encourage people to do this in their workplaces and staffrooms as much as they can. We need a brighter Feb. 14th so people know what the real meaning of love is, not just a Hallmark Holiday.

So who's with me on doing this this year?

executioneer Feb 8th, 2008 11:14 AM

the real meaning of february 14th is lonely masturbation and crying

Dr. Boogie Feb 8th, 2008 12:12 PM

Didn't you swear off coming to this forum?

Chojin Feb 8th, 2008 01:33 PM

He's learned a lot about himself and others in the 2 or 3 hours he was absent from the boards.

Luckily, I have some plainspoken advice for him!


Emu Feb 8th, 2008 01:34 PM

Guys I like Joat let's not chase him off this time.

MetalMilitia Feb 8th, 2008 01:40 PM

Joat is Jonathan Clement's younger brother. He told me so.

Dixie Feb 8th, 2008 01:41 PM

I think giving cards to the lonely girls is a sweet thing to do. I'm sure they appreciate it.

HickMan Feb 8th, 2008 01:54 PM

I'm working from 3:30 PM til 3:30 AM Valentine's Day night. And I'll be damned if I don't get any poontang in the locker room during my break at the YMCA

Esuohlim Feb 8th, 2008 03:05 PM

Try to get three girls at once this time buddy :highfive

Vanhelm13 Feb 8th, 2008 06:19 PM

I've always lol'd at the fact that Valentine's Day = VD

WhiteRat Feb 8th, 2008 06:39 PM

I don't see what the big deal is about Valentine's Day if you are without a signifigant other. So you are single. Who cares? The money you save on dinner and roses you can spend on a tub of lard which you can cram down your fat greasy maw.

HickMan Feb 9th, 2008 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 530735)
Try to get three girls at once this time buddy :highfive

Will do! I hope to have a story up about it! Oh and I'm writing a book about my cruise adventure! I'm awesome!

Zomboid Feb 10th, 2008 07:32 PM

Hickman, I feel I must inform you that there are already an abundance of similar, better stories. I believe a lot of them end up in a tome referred to as "Hustler".

Fat_Hippo Feb 11th, 2008 04:43 PM

Maybe he should apply for a job there.

Fathom Zero Feb 11th, 2008 10:41 PM

@ Hustlerland

HickMan Feb 12th, 2008 07:42 AM

I guess it's ok to not have a valentine when you've already had a threesome in Mexico...

Tadao Feb 12th, 2008 10:48 AM

That would be a Valentino


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