Another Page Break. :)

Once this thread hits 10,000, the entire board is going to explode. :eek

You picked the wrong side of the hemisphere! :lol

P.S. My nuts are sticking to my thighs as we speak!

I hope so. :(

Did I mention America sucks? >:

Gross. :x

I really don't like the mental image of Kelly's balls. :(

Meaty, meaty, meaty!!!

P.S. It's hot out, so they're hangin' kinda low. ;)

Hey Kelly, get like Ol' Fartin & post an animated gif of it already. :rolleyes

:(

I'm glad you agree.

is fartin still banned?

Yeah, & he seems to have given up on his script forum too. Probably because Glowbelly called it shit.

No, we just have to wear plain ol' red shirts, fucking cocksuckers.

lol

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THIS ONE'S FOR THE LADIES LOL

u might get banned :x

You're right I've never seen so many colons in one post, gross :x

My sleep routine is all kinds of fucked up these days >:

Can someone suggest ways to not go to bed at 10 in the morning? >: A couple days ago I tried staying up all night and then all day but I ended up falling asleep at 10 in the morning and I'm afraid that if I try it again I'll start going to bed at 1pm and waking up at 11pm >: >: >:

FUCK, does anyone have more ASCII boob pictures? >:

POST 7499, WHAT A MILESTONE

Wait, do you wanna get back into a normal sleep schedule or do you wanna stay up all night or something? :x

I had that problem a year or two ago, and I've since given up caffiene and now I can't stay up past midnight :hypno

Bastards. >:

I was a mod on his forum because I was his best buddy. :(

Yeah, mine too. I recommend getting a job. >:

Page Broken!

LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU LITTLE JERK

What now? >:

Hey Clay, I like your tan. :)

I'm paler than Spectre X. :(

Oh yeah, well im so pale I make Conan o'brien look like a n****r.

Who is Conan o'brien? :confused

He was the comical sidekick in MacGyver.

I only know MacGyver from references on Stargate & the Simpsons. :mullet

I was just kidding. There is no comical sidekick in MacGyver. :(

It's a shame that we UnAmericans only have US pop culture in common. :(

If you really don't know, Conan o'brien is a talkshow host, who also was a writer for the Simpsons in the third season.

My copy of "American Celebrities" fell in the shitter, so I know alot less of their cultural heroes than I should. :(

More like he wrote three episodes in fourth and fifth.

Were they funny?

& is he funny?

I mean, should I bother remembering who he is, or can I forget?

the simpsons episodes he wrote were pretty funny

Do they get dubbed for Finnish TV?

no. only programs that get dubbed in finland are the shows made for little kids

when will that zombielogic guy get banned >:

I don't doubt the next mod online will take pleasure in banning him.

I guess it's a smaller market than France or Germany. They dub everything. Plus you guys are smarter.

yeah that must be it

Not that you have to be smart to speak English, it's speaking Finnish that I find astounding. ;)

yeah finnish is a total bullshit language

yeah :(

It's cool though, it's like you have your own secret language.

Broken Page.

I'd be the best mod because so many people would get banned.

PEOPLE WHO DESERVE IT. >:

Like everyone in this thread?

Thanks for the comment on my tan! Who'se getting banned, guys?

idk but there's a couple 8's, 0's, and :'s that look like boobs two pages back :picklehat

WOW you guys this is almost 400 pages of raw talent!!!

I salute you :picklehat

10000 posts of pure unadulterated

AWESOME

GOOD ONE

I KNOW

AND HE SAID IT WAS GOOD

Hey cunts I'm totally gonna get post 10,000 so here I go:

I'm listening to David Byrne's "Catherine Wheel" score

It's a fun listen, shut up >:

I have no idea what the Catherine Wheel is, though. :(

Maybe it's a play idk

If it is then I'll never see it >:

What kind of fag watches a play seriously

Track 3 :eek

Track 3 has a funky beat but with a French name wtf

Hey it's 2:00 EDT that means it's 12:00 Mountain time, welcome to August! :eel

I've run out of subject matter. :(

Wait no, track 4 :picklehat

Track 4 was only like 19 seconds long :angrsy

Now by the time I mention track 5 it'll be track 6 >:

BRKA PAGE

I'm bored with this already but I must press on :(

OH NO I PAGE BRACKED A POST TOO EARLY :( :( :(

I'll have pretend it never happened :emotiocn

I guess I'll continue what I was saying then.

Where was I? :/

Oh yeah, I'm bored with this already, but I must press on. >:

And it's especially annoying with that damn post flood filter.

I could have gotten this done 10 minutes ago and be off somewhere else on the Internet being bored. >:

Track 9 btw

This track sucks so I skipped it why not?

Oh yeah I'm on page 400 and I'll claim it all how awesome is that boy-ee? >:

MARC SUMMERS I SEE YOU THERE YOU BEST NOT COME ANYWHERE NEAR THIS THRAD >:

Track 11 now. Track 10 was really fun I guess IN CASE YOU WERE INTERESTED >: PUB LOVER >:

Once we get to 10000 then we can really let loose in this thread.

like have toga parties lol

or lawn dart tournaments!

or better yet MOUSE TRAP tournaments holy shit that's a good idea

But no drugs we don't want to let in riffraff >:

MARC SUMMERS THAT MEANS YOU >:

Track 11 sounded like something from Little Creatures btw

Track 12 is just a bunch of pots and shit clanging together wtf

I hope all you tools are enjoying this as much as I am >:

I've been here for a goddamned half-hour. >:

How does Pub Lover do this for five straight pages sometimes? :(

POST 10000

FUCK YOU EDITING IS PARAMOUNT IN A SITUATION SUCH AS THIS >: