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Grislygus Jul 6th, 2011 02:05 AM

You don't really need a 'real date' to get laid, so SHAKE DAT MONEYMAKER

Grislygus Jul 6th, 2011 02:08 AM

She'll be all "So next question: what's the statute of limitations on this crime" and you'll be all like "There's a statute of limitations on my balls, baby" and then you'll wink and it'll be awkward while you both try to figure out what the fuck you meant by that, exactly










Hot

Sam Jul 6th, 2011 02:16 AM

AND THEN YOU STICK YOUR TONGUE IN HER ASS.

Grislygus Jul 6th, 2011 02:17 AM

KHAL, YOU WONDERFUL PETER PAN SLUT, YOU

kahljorn Jul 6th, 2011 02:18 AM

ill try guys but if she gets mad im telling her people on the internet told me to say it to get laid and eat her ass out

Sam Jul 6th, 2011 02:19 AM

YEAH, DO IT KAHL.

kahljorn Jul 6th, 2011 02:19 AM

DONT PUT ME IN THE SAME BOAT AS PETER PAN SLUT

Grislygus Jul 6th, 2011 02:21 AM

PETER PAN SLUT IS BOSS, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

GAVE ME THE BEST BLOWJOB I EVER GOT

Grislygus Jul 6th, 2011 02:22 AM

Except that he was an asian nude model at the time, not sure how he managed that

Sam Jul 6th, 2011 02:23 AM

WAIT, WHAT?

kahljorn Jul 6th, 2011 02:25 AM

IF I WAS TRYING TO BLOW COCKS MAYBE I WOULD BE HAPPY ABOUT BEING PETER PAN SLUT

BUT IM TRYING TO LICK ASS AND EAT CHIPS

Grislygus Jul 6th, 2011 02:25 AM

BLEW YOUR FUCKING MIND THERE, DIDN'T I




Already posted about it once after great inner deliberation, nobody noticed :lol:lol:lol

Sam Jul 6th, 2011 02:26 AM

GREASYGUS, PLEASE TELL ME THIS STORY. :(

Grislygus Jul 6th, 2011 02:27 AM

hahahahahahaha, oh man, I think I still have some drawings of him somewhere

Grislygus Jul 6th, 2011 02:28 AM

hang on, seriously. lemme check the portfolio pile

Grislygus Jul 6th, 2011 02:37 AM

Dude wtf, he's not here. I am seriously way more distressed than I should be. I went through the entire pile

I'm going to tear this whole fucking house apart, I don't care what time it is>:

Grislygus Jul 6th, 2011 02:44 AM

Oh my god, ha ha I found them

they're a lot crappier than I remember

I WAS NINETEEN, NOT MY FUCKING FAULT

Grislygus Jul 6th, 2011 02:58 AM

NSFW

Spoilers!

Sam Jul 6th, 2011 02:59 AM

Why is his dick coming out of an asshole?

Sam Jul 6th, 2011 03:00 AM

MAYBE IT'S JUST ME.

Grislygus Jul 6th, 2011 03:02 AM

THAT WOULD ACTUALLY jUST BE ME SUCKING AT DRAWING AT THE TIME

ONCE AGAIN, NINETEEN

Grislygus Jul 6th, 2011 03:02 AM

I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW HOW HE PUT UP WITH BULLSHIT LIKE THAT:lol

Grislygus Jul 6th, 2011 03:04 AM

THIS WAS RIGHT AROUND WHEN I WAS DRAWING 'DOOGAN'




I THINK

kahljorn Jul 6th, 2011 03:17 AM

hha that guys penis is small

Grislygus Jul 6th, 2011 03:19 AM

Didn't really matter to me, not what I was interested in. Besides, he was a sweetheart :(:(:(

And I was kind of a piece of shit, now that I think about it





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