REALLY CLOSE
 

(11:03:27 PM) MLE: IS HER BIRTHDAY COMING UP IN 11 DAYS
(11:03:31 PM) Sam: YES
(11:03:36 PM) MLE: um
(11:03:41 PM) MLE: i hope you're not serious
(11:03:45 PM) Sam: i am
(11:03:54 PM) MLE: what day is her birthday
(11:04:15 PM) Sam: November 9th
(11:04:58 PM) MLE: mine is november 10th
(11:05:17 PM) Sam: OH MAN
(11:05:24 PM) MLE: OH MAN OH MAN
(11:05:28 PM) Sam: THAT IS CLOSE
(11:05:32 PM) MLE: VERY CLOSE
(11:05:47 PM) Sam: REALLY CLOSE
(11:05:58 PM) Sam: that reminds me i have to shave

for a second I thought MLE was the one talking about shaving, and I got a hilarious mental picture of her with a moustache

IT ONLY TOOK 47 MINUTES TO SHAVE MY BEARD OFF!

AND I LEFT THE SINK IN A RED, HAIRY MESS!

RED FROM THE HAIR, NOT FROM BLOOD LOSS, I AM A PROFESSIONAL.

100% MAN FOR THE LADIES. :wink

i thought the sink was red from blood loss :[

My face is made out of iron it is impossible to cut.

I want your face.

In place of my face, that is.

Happy Birthday, comming up to MLE and the mysterious other gal (drumming?)

No, drumming4buddha and i broke up in February.

We were talking about this new girl I am seeing.

Wait wut

Just because i didn't make a thread about it doesn't mean it didn't happen. :rolleyes

I think the most mention it ever got here before was one time she posted in the chat room thread and Noob3 said something to her about breaking my heart.

Well now according to I-Mockery's man laws you are required to post every detail in a Loveline thread within the next 48 hours or face subpoena.

in all reality i really don't think it's a good idea to post anything in loveline regarding anything in your love life because it will just make your girlfriend and or ex girlfriend really upset if they ever read it :( they want that shit super private and even if it's your ex girlfriend and you don't care man she might read it & never want to resuck your cock again

:lol

Amen.

noob3 is making me laugh all over the place.