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VaporTrailx1 Mar 20th, 2009 02:20 PM

What if we just renamed the country and pretend we formed a new one. Then technically all contracts and treaties the US has ever signed would be void, and we wouldn't have to take anyone's shit. It's almost as genius as an international pyramid scheme.

Dimnos Mar 20th, 2009 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by VaporTrailx1 (Post 620242)
What if we just renamed the country and pretend we formed a new one. Then technically all contracts and treaties the US has ever signed would be void, and we wouldn't have to take anyone's shit. It's almost as genius as an international pyramid scheme.

We could become the United Provinces of America. GO UPA!

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 21st, 2009 03:19 PM

UPA FTW

Evil Robot Mar 21st, 2009 05:55 PM

The word "Province" is too gay for Americans.

kahljorn Mar 21st, 2009 07:31 PM

WHAT ABOUT PROVINCHE

SOUNDS SMUG ENOUGH FOR YOU HOLLYWOOD TYPES

Evil Robot Mar 21st, 2009 09:32 PM

"territories" would be more badass syntax. People from Boston would ask what "Terror Tree" your from. I think we should divide the country into quadrants. Make St. Louis the capital for geographic reasons and have the 0,0 of the quadrant in the middle of the new white houses roof.

ZeldaQueen Mar 22nd, 2009 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by VaporTrailx1 (Post 620124)
That is a great idea. What could they really do?

They could refuse to let American corporations use their cheap manual labor to make cheap plastic toys and Walmart merchandise. Our economy would crumple within a week.

Tadao Mar 22nd, 2009 02:23 AM

We have Mexico still.

ZeldaQueen Mar 22nd, 2009 04:17 PM

They very well might look to China as an example. >:

Tadao Mar 22nd, 2009 04:26 PM

If they had money and a sizable army. But the don't, so they can't.

ZeldaQueen Mar 22nd, 2009 07:11 PM

Never underestimate the power of crazy people in large numbers.

Tadao Mar 22nd, 2009 08:02 PM

That has nothing to do with it. STOP MAKING SHIT UP JUST TO TALK.

Kitsa Mar 22nd, 2009 08:18 PM

Tadao, I thought you were all mellow and nice now.

Tadao Mar 22nd, 2009 08:33 PM

Only to the wimps. She can take a hit way better than some of those pussies.

VaporTrailx1 Mar 22nd, 2009 08:34 PM

what the fuck happened to the bunnies?

Kitsa Mar 22nd, 2009 08:43 PM

life's so much easier when you learn that when someone hits you, you hit them back twice as hard.

Evil Robot Mar 22nd, 2009 09:18 PM

Kitsas right, just ask an Israeli.

ZeldaQueen Mar 22nd, 2009 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 620743)
Only to the wimps. She can take a hit way better than some of those pussies.

Thanks, I think. :\

Kitsa Mar 22nd, 2009 10:25 PM

I'm wearing my Starbucks Tel Aviv shirt right now.

Skulhedface Mar 26th, 2009 01:50 AM

I'm not too up to date on current events so feel free to flame me if any of this is irrelevant, but the fact of the matter is, if a business needs to rely on the government to stay afloat, doesn't that mean it's giving the government the final say-so? It's almost like an adoption, really.

Besides, how fair is it that mismanagement be rewarded by billions of dollars in bailout money, and the same manager that ran the company into the ground gets a fabulous cash prize?

I'm not looking at the bigger picture because, if Right Wing Talk Radio is to be believed, looking at the bigger picture leads to endless slippery slope fallacies (Look at this AIG stuff OMG communism!!111) So I look at it like, why should my taxes go to a company that's going to sink anyway? If a CEO gets a golden parachute, let it be for competence, not because we opened up our wallets to throw them a lifesaver.

ZeldaQueen Mar 26th, 2009 06:56 PM

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I'm not looking at the bigger picture because, if Right Wing Talk Radio is to be believed, looking at the bigger picture leads to endless slippery slope fallacies (Look at this AIG stuff OMG communism!!111)
You look at the big picture and you'll see the ice caps melting and the sun burning out and all of humanity dying. It's dead depressing. :(

And it seems to me that no one was screaming "COMMUNISM!" and "UNFAIR!" until it was the rich that started getting taxed. Like they suddenly realized how the country gets stuff funded. Idiots. >:

kahljorn Mar 26th, 2009 07:32 PM

its not really the taxes that make it communistic ;o but i guess that might have some kinda influence

ZeldaQueen Mar 26th, 2009 09:33 PM

Paying taxes leans towards socialism, which people get mixed up with Communism. Our country uses a mix of socialism and capitalism, to balance each other out. If it were only one or the other, things would be worse.

Tadao Mar 26th, 2009 09:40 PM

Social Security

kahljorn Mar 27th, 2009 12:14 AM

I think it could be argued that taxes don't really control productivity *shrug* but yea we do have a mixed economy.

still i dont think its raising taxes on rich people that gets people's panties in a bunch.


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