calling upon the power of I-Mockery
 

my girlfriends niece is trying to decide upon the name of her new baby, due in approximately four months. I'm trying to talk her into naming the child Max Burbank (Max being the first name and Burbank being the middle name). She likes the name Max, but is resistant to naming her child "Burbank". Do any of you good people have any idea how I can convince her to name her child after one of my short duration personal saviors? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.


Sincerely,

Cosmo Electrolux

What's the last name going to be? It depends on that as to how I'd sell the middle name.

Horatio

the fathers last name is Morris

Belisarius

okay, I think I've sold them on Maximilian....no comes the hard part....Burbank...

Max Morris is a pretty badass name, honestly. Burbank wouldn't make the rhythm all screwy, either.

Didnt we go over the fact that i-mockery is not the place to get name suggestions from? btw Anjemima. And when shes born, fill her with maple syrup.

LaTawna Burbank

Formica Dinnete

INTERNATIONAL HARVESTER again

Make several stupid suggestions so that by comparison "Burbank" sounds pretty good.

Tawana or Shaniqua

Excuse me, that should read "Tawano" or "Shaniquo" (for a boy)

Bigtimerush.

You could try "Burlakoff". That was our moniker in the Old Country.

Burbank is way better to fly out of than LAX, not only that, they have an Ikea and a Fry's electronics. Also Burbabnk Airport is renamed to Bob Hope Airport, so there's that as well.

Tadao hit that one on the head. Burbank is a great city to boot. Even Will Ferrell Goulet loves it.

Is the power of i-mockery one where you mention Max Burbanks and he posts? That's a pretty cool power.

John Quincy Morris.

Zhukov mentioned my name

ITS SHOWTIMEEE

Zhukov has just uncovered what was once a secret we tried to keep from the general public for years.

also, bees are going to kill him now

:themoreyouknow