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Im still here. My computer is only a foot or two away from my bed.It's way too tempting.
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The council comes to the conclusion that Matt should get off his ass and cook popcorn. |
ima play jedi outcast BE BACK SOON ;O
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travel sick is eating elephant seal cock.
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and you've been watching it instead of posting here >:
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There is a ghost touching me :(
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ive been laying down :(
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ima lay down n eat popcorn then ima do a play
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kernels
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All the little babies got put into bed. >: EVEN SAJUUK
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Alrighty lets get started here.
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HUNNY BUNNY VOLUME 1 |
OH HAY GUYS |
Shut up you bitch... |
BE NICE BINBIN IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL |
I'm going to blow up the bus and kill us all. |
NAH LEQUISHA'S GIVING US A RIDE |
That's right bitches! |
Oh my god i'm going to bite that bitches fingers off. |
MORNIN KIDS! |
Jesus fucking christ, we know you aren't a rabbit. |
HI DAD! |
WHERE'S THE PRETTY WIFE? :D |
Fuck you asshole, you knew I was right here. |
HAY HUNNY! |
Fuck this, i'm walking to school. |
@ SCHOOL |
TALKTALKTALKTALKTALKTALKTALK |
EXCUSE ME it is time to teach |
TODAY WE WILL ALL LEARN HOW TO POUR DASANI INTO A CUP |
I wouldn't feel bad if a car flew through that window and killed you right now. |
LOL |
The End, thank you.
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MAKIN DA BAND VOLUME III
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RIGHTFULLY THE CHILDREN DECIDED TO NAME THEMSELVES
THEIR LIVES WERE CHRONICALED AS PART OF AN MTV REALITY SHOW THIS IS THE RAW UNCUT FOOTAGE |
With morning came spring, you could almost hear the flowers popping as they bloomed. The taste of sweet nectarine air hung so thick that I swam in a sea of syrup. And my entire being was joy. Life was more simple and more sweet, then I could ever recapture in later months. My color was blue and sometimes yellow. Mostly green. JOY.
Creeping along the day became summer, joy faded and was replaced with nerves. Electric wires hummed the indecision that had begun to wrap my life. I went everywhere getting nowhere. Somewhere along the way my hand found another and wrapped tight. Arms swinging with the motion of the swing set universe. Summer was marked here and there with palpable joy and momentary contentment. I watched the clock hands swing past noon. On into the lazy days of late afternoon, autumn. My life found a track about 4pm and stuck to it, I could feel that old contentment grow, entwining me, vine-wise. The outrage of pure joy was rarer but I no longer needed that insane delight I once craved. Now twilight, and winter. Colder than I could imagine I wrap up in blankets. Sit by fires. Warm my dying bones with the hands that couldn’t wrap mine anymore cause of the cold. The sun was already mostly set and I was looking forward to a little darkness for a change of pace. But with the dark I became tired. Shuffling to my room I lay in bed, introspective. Unsure whether my day was worth it, or if I spent all the time with trivialities. I wonder as I feel my eyes close whether I would wake up, or dream. |
IT ALL STARTED IN MR. HARVEYS PSYCHICS AP CLASS |
AWWW F***C WHATS THE ANSWERS |
FART :eek |
Think she'd notice if we went on the computers? |
HAHA WUT NOW BITCH |
YO LOL DID YOUR SHIRT JUST CHANGE |
THEN THEY MET DOBLER |
HAHA U BITCHES R GONNA BE IN MY BAND |
THEN MADDEN SHOWED UP |
HAHA U 3 BITCHES ARE GONA BE IN MY BAND |
YO FAGGOTS JUST MAKE ONE BAND ;P |
MARCH BITCHES I WANT SUM CHEESCAKE |
TUBA TIME |
EVAN TAKE THE DRUMS |
THE ANSWER IS CANCER |
WHEN DO YOU THINK MTV WILL PROVIDE US WITH CHAIRS |
HEY GUYS EVER WANNA KILL YOURSELF BEFORE? |
WATCH OUT IMA THROW THE FUCK UP |
SRY GOT A LITTLE COKE LEFT ON MY NOSE |
FART :eek |
How Do I Get My Band Grade?
1. Daily Participation 10 points, 150 every 6 weeks 2. Tests 100 points per test 3. Homework Papers 180 points every 6 weeks 4. Performances 100 per performance 5. Band book, folder, music 60 points every 6 weeks Extra Credit 5 points per week if you come in during Home Base. 1 point per program you bring in that had music, including church programs. 15 points if you perform in a group or at church singing or playing your instrument. 20 if you play the national anthem at a Junior High home game. 30 if you participate in solo and ensemble contest. 10 if you are in the P.J.H. S. Choir or Jazz Ensemble. 5 if you come in on Thursday's for Help Session. Deductions10 per weekend if your horn does not go home. 10 per weekend if you do not return your practice slip. 10 if you do not have your methods book. 10 if you forgot your instrument. 10 if you do not have black pants for a performance. 10 if you do not have your band t-shirt. 100 IF YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS |
I JUST TOOK A BIG SH** ON THE FLOOR |
DID WE MENTION WE WERE ALL SLAVES |
DING! |
CHERRY TIME
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I'm eating cherries right now, I got inspired. :O
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pee :(
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I got off the phone with Alecia just to play JKII I suck lool. :(
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SHOWER TIME
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Quote:
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, it's better than yours Damn right it's better than yours I could teach you But I have to charge |
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, it's better than yours Damn right it's better than yours I could teach you But I have to charge |
I know you want it The thing that makes me What the guys go crazy for They lose their minds The way I whine I think it's time |
La,La,La,La,La Warm it up La,La,La,La,La The boys are waiting La,la,La,La,La Warm it up La,La,La,La,La The boys are waiting |
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, it's better than yours Damn right it's better than yours I could teach you but I have to charge |
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, it's better than yours Damn right it's better than yours I could teach you but I have to charge |
I see you're on it You want me to teach thee Techniques that freaks these boys It can't be bought Just the thieves get caught Watch if you're smart |
La,La,La,La,La Warm it up La,La,La,La,La The boys are waiting La,La,La,La,La, Warm it up La,La,La,La,La The boys are waiting |
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, it's better than yours Damn right it's better than yours I could teach you but I have to charge |
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, it's better than yours Damn right it's better than yours I could teach you but I have to charge |
Oh, once you get involved Everyone will look this way, so You must maintain your charm same time maintain your halo Just get the perfect blend Plus what you have within Then next his eyes will squint Then he's picked up your scent |
La,La,La,La,La Warm it up La,La,La,La,La The boys are waiting La,La,La,La,La Warm it up La,La,La,La,La The boys are waiting |
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, it's better than yours Damn right it's better than yours I could teach you but I have to charge |
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, it's better than yours Damn right it's better than yours I could teach you but I have to charge |
fuck milkshake
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DONT FORGET TO FEEL THE MAGIC FROM THE BEGGINING
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.p...asc&start=5200 |
i forget did I edit the thread title to be you can get away with murder or did someone else do it :/
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GUYS I APOLOGIZE BUT THE I-MOCKERY BOARDS WERE ACTING LIKE A CUNTFACE AND KEPT LOGGING ME OUT IMMEDIATELY AFTER I LOGGED IN. IT WAS DOING THIS ALL MORNING TOO. I WAS P*SSED >:
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And i just went to bed, imagine that.
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FUCK BOTH YOU YOU :rolleyes
I HAD FUN ALL BY MY LONESOME :rolleyes :( wtf |
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