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I knew a HJ joke was somewhere in those last ten post.
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I've got a phone interview tomorrow :(
I am not comfortable over the phone at all. AND I'm getting over a cold so I'll sound extra undesirable to their company :eek |
At least you're not overconfident.
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Try tugging on you dick while talking to the interviewer.
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Try sucking on the phone AND tugging on your dick while talking to the interviewer.
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try to sound really hot even though in real life you're fat
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Just imagine your phone is naked.
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UPDATE: MY PHONE INTERVIEWER WAS A LADY ;) ;)
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Well..... WHAT DID THE BITCH ASK
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Once again I forget to go to the end of the thread before replying. FUCK THIS.
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That's ok, I'll draw attention away by replying to something from six years ago
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Back in the 80's there was a very mean white pride gang in "The Valley" called FTW. It meant FUCK THE WORLD. They were posers though.
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hay tadoo
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I used to think I hated salad, but then I made a salad out of vegetables that didn't suck fucking dick, i.e. tomatoes and onions and banana peppers and green peppers drizzled with vinegar and salt, and no fucking lettuce because all lettuce is limp, rubbery, horrible bullshit that tastes like dandelion leaves, even fresh lettuce, so don't give me that "oh you just aren't eating good lettuce" fuckspeak because you're WRONG
Why didn't anyone think of this before? Once again I've proved that everyone in the world is a fucking idiot except for me. |
Tomatoes, onions, and peppers?! WHAT A CRAZY COMBINATION. THE WORLD JUST ISN'T READY.
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I AM INTERESTED IN MORE SIMILAR EXAMPLES OF THINGS YOU THOUGHT OF THAT NO ONE HAS EVER THOUGHT BEFORE
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GW,
Try using spinach instead. It tastes a lot better than lettuce and it lets you do popeye stuff. |
HEY FZ!
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ESUHOLIM: TYPING IN ALL CAPS TO COME ACROSS AS IRONICALLY ENTHUSIASTIC FOR THE PURPOSES OF ACTING LIKE A DOUCHEBAG WAS SOMETHING I WAS GOING TO UNVEIL TODAY, BUT I GUESS YOU BEAT ME TO IT! ;_;
10kvg: I think I prefer my spinach boiled and mushy, but there's no reason I couldn't have a bit of that as a side-dish |
IT WAS JUST VERY HARD FOR ME TO IGNORE YOUR ARROGANCE OVER YOUR "DISCOVERY" OF MAKING A SALAD WITHOUT LETTUCE. How can someone who has done every drug on the planet be so sheltered?
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It was a joke, come on I thought this was ironyville
I mostly just wanted to talk about how much I fucking hate lettuce. |
Iceberg lettuce is awesome. Crispy and completely nutrition-free and flavorless. :fuckspeak
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MAN, I JUST WANNA RUB MY DICK ON SOME LETTUCE NOW.
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DID U TRY PUTTIN WEED IN IT
LOL THATS MY KINDA SALAD |
OR HEROIN.
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heroin tastes like earwax, I don't think it'd make a very good salad topping
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From lettuce to earwax in less than 20 posts.
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:rock |
Happy New Year you filthy animals :rolleyes
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:rolleyes
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rubbed my dick on a dollar bill, got herpes
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HEY RANKERI
HOW IS BEING A FAT DUTCH MORON WITH FROZEN PISS ON YOUR HANDS GOING? ALSO KNOWN AS BEING A DOCTOR IN DUTCHLAND OR WHERE EVER. |
rankeri you fucker
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IF I HAVE TO KEEP COMING BACK EVERY DAY TO SEE 15 NEW POSTS AND 11 ARE SPAM I'M GONNA PULL A WILLIE |
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RannyK, YOU DA MAN! |
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I'm pulling my Willie right now.
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Took a spicy shit today, whipped my ass roughly, my immediate reaction.
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Serious Business.
Unrelated but I kinda want to get this now http://www.ebay.com/itm/MASTERS-UNIV...item9758a175fc |
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Historically accurate.
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kahl, are you a transsexual or a transvestite?
if the former can I ask you some questions |
I thought it was transsexual for the longest time, but I'm pretty sure he's just transvestite.
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Oh. Well shit.
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Doesn't transvestite just mean cross-dressing, and basically wanting to keep your gender? I thought kahl was taking hormones.
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I want to see. Kahl, let me see.
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What are those questions...just for the record.
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I bet those questions will result in some hardcore lol emoticons
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1. How expensive is hormone replacement/antiandrogen therapy?
2. How expensive is your general facial feminization procedure? 3. Is it possible to get surgery on your feets so they don't look like disgusting manflippers anymore? 4. During transitioning did you ever notice any sort of discrimination that interfered with your ability to do essential shit (i.e. get a job, rent an apartment, not get thrown out of respectable establishments because they don't serve your type round here, etc.)? 5. If you go to the gym, do you use the men's or women's locker room? It's obvious to me what bathroom you'd use, but the locker room's a bit trickier since you have to actually be naked in front of other people. So I'm either a chick with a penis in the men's room or a guy with tits in the ladies' room. Bit awkward. |
I'm just going to sit back and watch this unfold in the most magnificant way possible.
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How about you sit back and suck the dick I wish I didn't have
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It's 2012, I think most of us are up to speed on the idea of GW being female by now.
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I'm not even sure if I'm gonna transition at all. I'm very mannish and couldn't pass as a girl without extensive plastic surgery, and chances are I'll never have the money for that. As it stands, I think I'll just have to stay a boy and deal with it, although a few trannies I've talked to think that's incredibly unhealthy.
Too bad brain transplants aren't a thing. |
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why would you goto a gym also sry we dont have a very good advice/advicetaking ratio |
Oh god, you're right, I'd look like Peggy.
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Pretty sure you can get any kind of surgery to help, not sure how much about feet though. For discrimination it kind of depends where you live. There was a mayor a few years ago that changed sexes to a woman and kept her job. I would totally be a chick if I wasn't a dad. Also I wouldn't be able to part with bonesaw. |
well, you don't technically part with him, he just changes into Elizabeth.
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i haven't slept in two days and my right hand is kind of numb. i think i might die soon
nah jk but insomnia seriously fucking sucks |
If it's that bad, haven't you tried ambien?
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I'm not really into the idea of taking meds to fall asleep, but I might not have a choice :(
Part of the reason I haven't been able to sleep is because I have spent the past couple of weeks drunk and stoned and I decided to stop doing either for a while. My body is kind of pissed off at me for not being inebriated, so it won't let me sleep >: |
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anyway gw your tranny friends have just brainwashed each other in their stupid tranny cult and i think you'd do best to just find things aesthetic things about being a guy. it was one of the reasons i started lifting.
i don't remember how old you are, but i had this feeling in my late teens/early 20s and got past it. |
Ambien, at least, is not addictive, and is much more effective at inducing sleep than any sort of addictive sedative medications.
This isn't to say it's not dangerous, since if you take ambien and forget to go to sleep, you'll be acting like this asshole (NSFW): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4z7mm4uEFM If you live with someone, get them to hide your ambien and other prescriptions and especially your car keys; you'll drive off a fucking cliff on ambien. It's like drinking 20 bottles of wine in about 30 minutes, easily the most powerful sleeping pill there is. The only real problem after acting like a retarded jackass if you forget to go to sleep is that, tolerance builds up hell of fast; first three days are 5 milligrams, fourth day is 15, fifth day is 30, etc. It'll drop fast, too, so my recommendation would be taking it only when you really need to get up the next morning. |
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And I have considered that these feelings might go away, but I've pretty much had them since I was 12, so I think this is going to keep being a thing. If I don't fuck shit up in the near future I might have a female friend who mentally identifies as a boy, so at least I'll have company. God knows what my dad would think, although my parents are aware that I'm not exactly a normal person |
I've heard of people who chose gender reassignment and then later were hugely disappointed. Like that Daniel Bunten guy who created that famous Atari game M.u.l.e. "Being my 'real self' could have included...more femininity in whatever forms made sense. I didn't know that until too late and now I have to make the best of the life I've stumbled into. I just wish I would have tried more options before I jumped off the precipice (i.e inverted my dick into a pussy)." This can't happen to you though since your just some broke nobody, so no worries.
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That's... reassuring?
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I think call is an Omnisexual/Omnigender
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i will never for the life of me understand why someone would choose to wear a neckbeard
take this guy from my facebook for example who does that and then is like "yeah, that looks good." my hypothesis is that obese people feel a forest of neckpubes is preferable to exposing their 2+ chins |
Yeah it's all about giving them a jawline cause you only see fat people sporting neckbeards. But like bald people wearing toupees it fails to hide the problem and instead draws attention to it.
Maybe I should start taking whatever hormones Chaz Bono's taking. I wish I could grow such a nice even beard. |
That's what the fat guy goatee is for, to define the border between a fat guy's fat chin and his fat neck. The neckbeard is still beyond my understanding.
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Fuck your 5 haired neckbeard, talk about hormone injections and home made man caves. Shit, I wouldn't mind hearing another story of tadao's $5 vasectomy. Just get natural with it.
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INVERTED MY DICK INTO AN EVEN BIGGER DICK
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IT WAS LIKE FOLDING SOCKS TOGETHER.
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THOSE THICK-ASS THERMAL SOCKS.
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Converted my prolapse to be an oven mitt for dicks.
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Neckbeards are how you know who not to be friends with.
I want to just make a worldwide public service announcement to all fat people and tell them that growing a beard won't make them look less fucking fat; neither will wearing a fedora and trenchcoat. Linkara's like the uber-sperglord. I wish he'd grow the neckbeard, just to complete the look. Speaking of him, has anyone seen his webcomic? He drew it when he was about 19 and describes it as "a realistic look at superheroes." http://lightbringer.comicgenesis.com/d/20060315.html It's so fucking bad. |
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You're finally gonna get male hormones?
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I'll inject some hormones into you. :wank
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I got to sleep last night, but at 6:30PM. I woke up around 1:30AM, have been up since. Feels weird, man
I went to the hospital at one point because I thought I was losing my mind. When I got there there was a 6 hour wait to be seen. There were people waiting who were throwing up blood. I just ended up leaving. I'm pretty sure if I don't leave Long Island I am going to drink myself to death or start doing hard drugs. When I was at school I had pretty much no problem going to sleep at night. This place is hell. |
Oh btw I have a beard and i think it looks ok. I mainly have it because I am too lazy to go buy a razor and shave it off.
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You should go back to school.
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