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Grislygus Apr 11th, 2011 01:22 AM


Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 717206)
Also, we got some new guy who transferred over from Dallas. He's worked in Randall's delis for two or three years, while he studied History at UNT. Then promptly moved here and... still works at Randalls. Two of his more unique moments:
Me: "Do you like the internet at all? Any cool sites?"
Him: "I just use it for porn." *Looks at me with his usual dead-inside look, then walks back to the sink*

And then today: "I don't really care if I get dirty at work. This is actually one of my cleaner days."
He was covered in crusted foodstuffs and grease.


Oh nman, that makes me want to repost my true-story JEREMY THE DISHWASHER MS Paint comics again. Pub, you didn't happen to save those in a folder or anything, did you

Grislygus Apr 11th, 2011 01:57 AM


Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 717221)
Okay, you're in high school, so you haven't learned this yet. Cute and accessible, but a little anti-social "geeky" girls? with random fucking things wrong with them? Who tell you that they "have trouble opening up to people"? And have excess baggage to boot?

Waste of time. Getting laid is easy, you pussbot. GO TO PARTIES or something, Jesus

'Course, I love fat girls, so I keep tapping that same stupid shit myself :x JUST DO AS I SAY

Grislygus Apr 11th, 2011 02:01 AM


Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 717222)
I love fat girls


at least on the chubby, cute side of things, as opposed to gout-ridden walrus. I also like athletic chicks. GIVE ME SOME CURVES.          ...Just to clarify.

Grislygus Apr 11th, 2011 02:04 AM

Pub Lover Apr 11th, 2011 02:06 AM


Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 717220)
Pub, you didn't happen to save those in a folder or anything, did you

Not that I can find. :(

Grislygus Apr 11th, 2011 02:08 AM


Pub Lover Apr 11th, 2011 02:15 AM

Right-click, Save as...

Grislygus Apr 11th, 2011 02:17 AM

I'm tempted to make a thread consisting entirely of selections from my photobucket account

LordSappington Apr 11th, 2011 02:19 AM

Fortunately, Drew here hasn't gotten to this level yet. He is rather unsettling, though. He's one of those guys that never has any emotion in his face or voice, ever. God forbid anyone ever gets the idea he was ever happy at any point in his life. I think he subconsciously tries to make up for this by making inappropriate attempts at humor, such as when I came back from break and we had this little exchange:
Me: "Did I miss anything while I was gone?"
Drew: "We had an orgy with a bunch of girls. It was cool."
At this point, he continued his routine 'Stare at you with no visible change in any way. Possibly into your soul.'
More unsettling is that he apparently has a crush on the tiny, tiny teenage girl who works in the bakery across from us. This worries me greatly, not only because she's often the only person nearby that keeps me from going postal, but that any advance from him to her would probably end up with a physical manifestation of pure workplace awkwardness, aimed directly at me, because I think he thinks I'm his friend now.

Grislygus Apr 11th, 2011 03:00 AM

FUck bra

I totally did the photobucket thread, and it was just as hilarious as I'd imagined, but I-Mockery logged me out when I tried to post it. IT'S NOT TO BE

Pub Lover Apr 11th, 2011 03:11 AM

Boo. :(

Grislygus Apr 11th, 2011 03:13 AM

The photos of me as a long-haired little twerp were hilarious

Grislygus Apr 11th, 2011 03:14 AM

hang on

Grislygus Apr 11th, 2011 03:18 AM


Sam Apr 11th, 2011 03:25 AM



Grislygus Apr 11th, 2011 03:29 AM

I love that apparently my hair was PERFECT for Locks for Love, but I will NEVER, EVER do long hair again, shit's gross

Grislygus Apr 11th, 2011 03:31 AM

Some cancer kid got quality fucking shit, I'll tell you that much

LordSappington Apr 11th, 2011 03:33 AM

I've lately started freaking out and becoming intensely uncomfortable the instant I realize that my hair has grown just past the point that I think I need a haircut. At this point, I'm inconsolable; even my girlfriend's insistence that longer hair looks 'Cuter on you', I almost rabidly insist on getting a haircut. This is made even worse by my indecisiveness on how I should get my hair cut, to the point where I tell whoever is cutting my hair to 'Please use your judgement. I'm scared and confused about my hair and how to style it.'

So far it's actually worked fairly well.

Grislygus Apr 11th, 2011 03:36 AM


Guitar Woman Apr 11th, 2011 05:03 AM

Long hair after showering is the least comfortable thing.

Guitar Woman Apr 11th, 2011 05:04 AM

My edit button's been stolen.

I don't think you fags realize how crippling that is.

MLE Apr 11th, 2011 05:17 AM

With great power comes great responsibility

Grislygus Apr 11th, 2011 05:42 AM

Damnit, show up and CONVERSE.




Shrubfest Apr 11th, 2011 06:08 AM

I have never used Illustrator.

Now, I doubt I ever will.


Grislygus Apr 11th, 2011 06:12 AM

Stupid bastard of a program just curbstomped me, after I spent an hour laboriously fixing a problem

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