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how much did you pay?
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$0.01 and $200 shipping
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hey noob3 guess what i'm doing 8]
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yah, thaats right
smokin a blizzzie 8] |
liquidstatik's got the right 9/11 attitude :eek
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man fuck 9/11 i wish it was 4/20
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time to smoke up that stick icky dank liquidzzzz
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that's what i would have guessed dude trust me
i forgot it was 9/11 yesterday |
Man, I'm goin to tha' fair!
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we went shroom hunting last night and found a prettttyy good batch,
i hope they're good & ready before the fair ;D |
everyone's going to the fair. In the PARTY VAN.
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My fair wasn't metaphorical. Or involving drugs!
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Ditto.
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I miss Dire Flamingo, Pub, and Willie.
TIS A SAD DAY IN FORUM LAND FOR ZBF :( |
Back in business!
Well, not quite, but the folks wanted me to spend the weekend at their place because they have a butt load of chores that "Only I can handle". Should get a laptop next week, but can't really tell when I get the internet for it. I noticed that Rog has moved on to halloween season, so can't wait till I get to read all the awesome halloween stuff there's going to be :x Has anything spiffy happened during my outrageous absence of three weeks? :x Oh and student life kicks major ass. :rock |
I was visited by a ghost of christmas past.
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Shit man, did you get a second chance?
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The ghost just kept taunting at how bad my Christmas' had been. Also, for some bizarre reason, it tried to connect my life to that of Oedipus.
Well whatever, I guess I'll wait for Christmas present. |
no way
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Mario, you HAVE to stop fucking your mother if ghosts are going to enter into the ordeal.
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The only logical path of action is to gouge your eyes out with a brooch. Broach?
Brooch? |
So when did ZBF bring another fag friend of his to i-mock? And the hell happened to that other retard? The one eating a good chocolate cake.
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So I went to the Red Cross today to give blood for the first time ever, and when they pricked my finger and started squeezing the fuck out of it I got a little dizzy. I told them about this, and the nurse started FUCKING OUT and made me put my head between my knees and cough a lot.
Then she determined that I wasn't qualified to donate blood because I would definantly faint if they took as much out of me as they were planning to, and they sent me on my way with a little sticker that said "I tried." My mom laughed at me. :( |
Sorry, but
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They pricked your finger? I've never given blood, but I thought they were supposed to use that vein in the arm. Or was this just some kind of preliminary test?
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Yeah, it's the preliminary test. They need to make sure you don't have AIDS or some such, and if you have enough iron in your blood.
Something that really bothered me about the place was that it was manned by a bunch of incompetant jerks. The lady who was tending me kept fucking up the parental consent form on the computer and making it in spanish, and whenever she left for a second some other nurse would pop into the room and try to survey me again, ignoring the fact that I kept telling them I was in the middle of one already. It took about a half hour longer than it should have. I stole a fuckton of donuts and bad urn coffee for revenge. |
Dude, I am religious about giving blood, but I haven't done it in too long because the only people that do it around here are the Red Cross and they're totally incompetent.
The preliminary stick is to make sure you have enough iron in your blood to be useful or capable as a donor. To test for blood-borne infections they take a few vials of a few cc's during the actual blood extraction. |
So do you get nauseous on the sight of blood?
Never given blood, but they've taken an ass load of blood tests. Mostly because it helps surveying my diabetes |
No, I don't have a problem with seeing my own blood or watching people stick needles into me, but I've never done well about losing blood, even a little bit. I can stay semi-concious if it's drawn out really slowly, but even then I get fucking anemic.
I guess this makes me a giant pussy! |
Not really. Pussies tend to be good at bleeding!
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ZING!!
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Who licks their own blood?
From like an accident or something, not purposeful. |
You aren't supposed to do that, because 1) it tastes really frigging bad, and 2) if you ingest too much of your own blood, you'll vomit. It's some sort of self defense mechanism your body has.
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I do! Well, more like I suck my own blood.
For every time after measuring my blood sugar I usually suck the remaining drop. It has grossed out my friends ever since elementary school times. |
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It doesn't even have to be a bad cut. I remember slicing my mouth open the day after halloween on a really sharp lolipop, and I thought the awful salt taste was from a piece of candy gone wrong. Then about seven minutes later I was kneeling by the toilet, just in case, because I felt completely fucking awful. It was a lot of fun
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What the---? This is the most pussy conversation ever. I remember I was getting blood work done and just to be a badass I watched them take the second needle/vial and fill it from my vein.
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You win a raw slice of cow for being that manly!
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:bestthread
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Fuck yall.
When they take blood from me I insist the needle has to go in my big vein on my dick. And my dick must be hard. And the nurse has to look in my eyes for the whole duration. |
then they take that blood to Africa because it cures AIDs and Negro.
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hay mattjack
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hey what's up buddy?
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I finally saw the Simpsons movie!
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no way
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I saw the Simpsons Movie harharhar
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So, That Man, how are your funny articles/writings doing? You still haven't posted any
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What the --- no! You weren't supposed to return. Oh well, at least Halo 3 will make you leave again.
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hey everybody
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Wassup
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that man your writings were due in february where are they
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hahahah that reminds me my writings are LONG overdue :(
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no way
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hey guys
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wheres my bacon
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it's a suprise!
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I want some bacon too.
I think...? |
I could smell bacon this morning while trying to do work. It was extremely distracting.
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I cut the bacon into pieces and roll em into ramen noodles for a semi stirfry dish of delicious
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I ALWAYS GET ON AS EVERYONE LEAVES , oh wait it's 1 am. Goodnight sleepers.
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It's a tough life, relying on sleep and all.
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HEY GUYS, WHERE IS THE PARTY AT?
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Hey guys whats going on?
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this is gay I thought the chatroom thread was like a party?
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I thought this was a baby shower
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It's like a bridal shower when I'm in here, 'cuz I fulfill the hot male stripper role.
Fags. |
It's not our fault you were a sexy bowtie.
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you made me laugh. I will use that line from now on and not give you credit for it. |
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ahah I work at mcdonlads now! they should call it macdonalds! hahaha
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Woo, 50% off McD's 'food'!
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hahah we make that stuff out of recycled paper towels
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The asian chicken salad is delicious :eek
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It's oriental. Or if your prefer minority. Oh whoops, not the second one.
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Hey Chojin, why does your website keep asking me for an authentication password?
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cause our sigs rock too hard for you
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I rocked the boat too hard.
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Is it me or is the forum asking for some Popnko.com registration? I dislike it :(
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We have all signed on to it. I think you need to do the same. Or don't. And be gone from this site.
Fucktard |
Trying to load Emu's sig makes it pop up.
It's all your fault, you bastard. |
uh, is it still doing it? the main site is loadin fine for me, I don't get why hotlinks wouldn't work
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It's not doing it anymore. What'd ya fix?
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nothing
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Weird.
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I thought it was a hack thing.
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There is a guy doing renovations in my apartment and he keeps speaking arabic to himself :O
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when he should be playing EARTHBOUND instead
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Don't worry, I told him I'd put an emulator and rom on a disc for him before he leaves.
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Wait till he gets to Scaraba it'll blow him away!
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why can't you guys just buy earthbound like me
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YOU GUYS SHOULD CLICK THIS LINK AND REGISTER AN ACCOUNT :[
http://www.fallensword.com/?ref=335481 i need more backpack slots, but i need FSP points for that. and since i'm too poor to donate, i have to recruit 8] |
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wake up i-mockery :(
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Good morning! :)
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Good morning Fathom!
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Or should I say good afternoon
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Afternoon, old bean.
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