I'm incredible.

Spare some change, if you please?

There are fingers growing out of my pants!

OH NOES!

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I'm an asshat for requiring the lighter background for my avatar to work!

Its a Jackasshat

Awwwwww idn't dat the cutest widdel stickman ah ever SEEEN!

wtf not funny

wtf period.

Public wetting is hot. I like it when a girl is all like "I gotta pee but the line for the bathroom is soooo long. Hummm, its kinda dark in here and I'm wearing black jeans so I'll just pee myself."

I got a giant caption over me wherever I go.

I look like Bob Saget if he was on herion. Kind of.

i suck real bad

I deliver milk.

I made Link ot of legos THEAT TRULY MAKES ME ZEDLAS BIGGEST FAN!

I look like a rejected Tim Burton doodle.

I look like a rejected steven speilberg character.

Tim Burton.

Fireman Dave tests out the new urinary system to fight fires.

I was almost known-of in the 90's!

Who's ready for a donkey show?

I like to blend things.

my biggest fan cross-stitched me 'cause he likes doing sissy things like that.