My avatar has the Word "ASS" in it. Therefore, I am Hilarious.

"And, lyke, Jeffree Star does my make up! :D"

ItalianStereotype and I are partners in CRIME

":whistles tune"

There may be many imitations, but this cat is the ORIGINAL

will you marry me?

"THE POWER OF THE RIFF COMPELLS YOU!"

Meow

CLOWN TIME

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful :tear

I bought this hat on the internet. I think it's an artistic expression of some sort.

the tobacco stays in the pipe through physics woowowowowowowwbarf

"My eyes have no colour."

I'm the best thing about this guy, and it's because I'm from something else.

With Viadrex, living with crohn's disease is as easy as, well, a peice of cake hahaha!

That box beat me up

"hissss"

It takes a special kind of cat to make a suit like that look good.

Got some good things on sale today stranger!

"Oh god did you sleep with him?"

"Oh god did you sleep with him?"

now you cant see my weiner.

"You ate ALL of the bread?"

What exactly are you doing with your weiner?

You can put weiners in my empty eyesockets.