You just want me to yourself.

I am not playing that game anymore. >:

:x

Maybe the other guy really is gay?

:\

:rolleyes

:tear

Shit, Pacman got ahold of some crack and is speed posting.

You can do better than Jeanette, P-M. That ass is crazy.
Not as far as his girlfriend is concerned.

She was annoyed at the guy's behaviour, so I switched to hitting on her & that made her feel so sick that she told her bf to carry on. :lol


I HATE MY LIFE I HOPE I GET SOME BALLS AND KILL MY SELF >:

Haha, goodtimes. :)

The fun never stops!

It wasn't crack, Tadao. I only do power cocaine. Crack is whack!

Thank god, I hate t when black people get crack lips.

I have to take my fucking piece of shit car to get fixed again tomorrow. The D/S rear turn signal doesn't work at all and the D/S front turn signal blinks twice as fast. Fucking sick of the shit.

If it wasn't for the warranty I'd belt someone at the dealerships lip open with a haymaker.

Did there used to be a food forum here? I think I remember one but I could've been a dream.

I remember the first time I saw a real-life crack whore.

It was outside a fast-food place in Detroit; I needed to go to the bathroom badbad and there was a huge delay getting across the bridge to Ontario.

It was a horrible area.

I came out of the bathroom and there was this spindly lady right outside. She looked exactly...and I mean EXACTLY...like the Dave Chappelle character. White lips and everything, all scratching herself....nasty.

I remember thinking "Wow, a real crack whore!"

And then I got out of there and into Windsor and checked into a hotel and took a hot shower with lots of soap.

MM, yeah it was Ska and Food I think.

Kitsa, I was homeless in San Francisco for a little while and I stayed at shelters. I saw that everyday, It was the strangest looking thing, people think Dave is overdoing it, but it is exactly how it is huh?

Yeah.

My medschool was in downtown Gary, Indiana. GARY, INDIANA.

It was a thin slice of hell getting there. When you come down the main drag toward campus, it was an absolute nightmare. People there just think differently from most people.

I saw lots of whores, crack and otherwise, and some pimps. They used our library to come in off the street and go #2 :( One was cleaning up in the sink.

One time we were at a stoplight and a bunch of Nation of Islam guys came over and started pounding on our car window. I'm not sure what we did wrong, but it was scary. :(

I want to stress it wasn't a black-white thing...it's just that people in Gary have a different way of looking at things. Not a very positive outlook, let's just say that.

I used to live near there around 1988. Bourbon, IN

http://maps.yahoo.com/#mvt=m&lat=41....2=gary%2C%20in

lol, CiG's camwhore pic got removed from Photobucket for breaking their terms of service. It's a shame more "post your picture here" images aren't that obscene.

LOL tadao, that sucks.

I just managed to spend 95% of this month's pay in 2 hours.

Rent, Grocery Store, Vet, Insurance Premium.

Gone.

Nothing was showing in that picture dammit!
I HAD CLOTHES ON!

For what it's worth, I thought it was a DAMNED FINE PICTURE!, despite what the photobucket police thought.

Me also, except sometimes it takes less than 2 hours. On-line banking is wonderful for bill-paying, yet sucks for saving. :(

For Cig
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRLRC0Yd0K8

I'm having a test tomorrow, I think I should study :/

Instead of studying you should just enter class tomorrow smug and with your chest puffed out so that everyone else will be intimidated :x

I LOVE UFO!!!!
:D

I'm glad yall enjoyed the pictures, even if they weren't for yall.



I'm sorry Kitsa :(
Bills suck. But you have a place to live for another month. That's good right?

Oh what, HIS ufo reference gets a thumbs up while my drunken, creepy mixtape track list gets zilch, whatever

I have no idea what you're talking about.
Seriously.

I can't remember :(

I'm a failure

i came in here expecting boner hug

i'm sad now

That was a coupla days ago

i'm alwayz a day l8 and a dollar short

I was making custard tarts and rolling leftover dough in my hands and there was this teeny tiny metal shaving in it.

I've already baked a batch of tart shells and now I'm paranoid, I don't know if I found the only bit of metal or if there are more. I didn't -see- any others but now I'm freaking out.

And was it from the store-bought dough or the cutters I used?

:(

Remember that curb your enthusiasm with the boner hug? That's one of the two episodes I've seen.

Curb Your Enthusiasm is a great show...

WHO CARES, FILE A LAWSUIT! WIN BUCKETS OF DOUGH! PAIN AND SUFFERING AND EMOTIONAL TRAUMA! :domo

Srsly, can you take a photo to scale? I might be able to ease your mind if I can see what we're chatting about. :)

I tossed it :(

It looked like a small curl of metal. I was afraid it might have come off one of the cookie-cutters I was using.

I'm OCD and once I get it in my head to worry about stuff like this I can't stop.

found it

thassa piecart, that is

SUE THE COOKIE CUTTER COMPANY!!! :p

I'm guessing it was about 1-2mm in length; IMO, the cookie cutters are an unlikely source for a curly shard of metal (most likely aluminum - steel would be much harder to cut). Were you using dough from a tube or a tin? Metallic fragments can be generated from opening an end of the tube (usually sealed with a soft metal slug) or from either end of the tin (usually aluminum). Could the "metal" actually be a piece of the metalized paper used as the body of the tin?

In any event, all food products have to be GRAS per the 23 CFR 175 blah blah blah (I forget the exact reference, can look it up if needed). In all likliehood the piece is too small to engender any type of reaction upon accidental ingestion. If it did then the individual so affected would probably have many other allergic reactions as well.

Bottom line - don't worry about it.

:)

It was prerolled, but not in an aluminum lined tube. It was in a plastic sleeve in a cardboard box.

I'm -hoping- that was the only metal curl in the batch. I inspected the rest closely and didn't see a hint of metal or any darkness in the dough.

Shower

Add ACDC's Night Prowler that Gus ;)
A good selection though!

I don't know what to say about metal shavings in dough, but you can send all your baked goods to me and I'll test them for you. :)

lol

I think it was probably just a freak thing, the rest looked fine, I checked everything (and when I check things, I check them well)

So, no lawsuit? :(

man, what's with the shitty threads these days? >:

Since when have there not been shitty threads

i'm not pissed i'm just trying to convince her to post elsewhere! this message board is not for kids :eek :eek

So when do we get to unmask Sparkelz?
There's no way she can be real.

Robot?

She met the love of her life on-line 2 years ago, and she's 15. 'nuff said.

Anyone seen Liquid lately? :hmmmmm

PEE PEE TIME!

drink

water

Drinking water is what makes me pee all the time!
I have epic pees.

diabeetus?

Where are your testing supplies? For the diabeetus.

No diabeetus yet.
Just lots and lots of water.

experience, buddy.

If she drinks a lot pees great amounts and happens to feel tired it is reasonable to suspect diabetes. I went through the same when I was 3

When I'm tired it's because I'm staying up til 5AM.
I drink alot of water by choice, not because I'm thirsty.
Though on Friday nights Miller Lite makes me pee in friend's yards.

Please let her be real :(

sleep

I accidentally sat on one of my cats just now :(

That made me laugh.
Alot.

So you're a cat sitter?

Evidently.

She can run really fast.

Is sitting on your cat different than when your sat sits on you?

several pounds worth of different, yes.

EWWWW
Seamus' pink thing just popped out for a minute.

Red Rocket

>:





I like new girl :)

I like her, but her purple text is giving me cancer. :(

New girl seems fun, but yeah, the puple theme should stay out of text. I'll probably end up not reading what she types, I'm sure everyone else will get tires of having to go an extra step just to read what she says.

It came with the room and bed. But I did have a brown one that I loved. Those blankets are so fucking cozy!

Someone should just remove the option to set your default text colour, or better yet make it so when you try and change it you get automatically banned.

Come to think of it there should be several things in the profile controls that automatically ban you - like internet booby-traps for annoying people!

But then Chojin would have to stop playing AOE long enough to care. BTW, I miss MLE, but I understand :tear

my bf just gave me Bamboo as an early Christmas gift

oh fuck yes

NOW I AM UNSTOPPABLE

Is that a sex thing? :(

Lucky bamboo?

it's an art thing :(

Sex plant. Mythbusters already did this one - it's true that bamboo can grow fast enough to penetrate a human.

BAMBOO.

http://www.wacom.com/bambootablet/

How can THAT be used for sex? You're crazy Kitsa.

That's cool Kitsa, do you draw as well?

Kinky.

yep. I'm shitty on it right now but it'll improve with time.

It's pressure-sensitive and feels like a pen, or a marker, or whatever it's set as.



This is some notes program, but I've been playing with it in photoshop. Right now I can't control it well but it's a little like being John Madden.

that wasn't a sex myth that was a torture myth but still it was my second favourite ep.

I wrote a bad cheque to my ISP and it cost me £75 in bank changes. I now have no money and may very well freeze to death over Christmas - THANKS A LOT NATWEST

:boner
:winkyboner
Dealing with insurance agents when you're trying to get a payout is never fun, my condolences.

However, how much do you actually like your wife, Halloran?

I want Uncle Sham gone. Anyone object?

I do

I HAVE BEEN RALLYING FOR THIS FOR YEARS. >:

When some idiot like sham comes and tries to come off as some BIG TIME TROLL, and everyone just laughs, but he's still annoying, I'd say it's time to just ban the fucking imbecile and be done with it. He's not even fun to mock because it's just sad.

Overruled >:

Lol I was just gonna laugh because he came to be a troll and then he wants to post art like we care :/ Dumb fag.

I HOPE YOU WANTING TO BAN THIS PUD IS BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN INSULTING YOU AND CALLING YOU A TERRIBLE MODERATOR. >:

NOT LIKELY, AS I HAVE ALSO BEEN CALLING HIM THAT FOR QUITE A WHILE, AND I BELIEVE I EVEN REPORTED A COUPLE SHAM POSTS IN THE HOPES THAT MILHOUSE WOULD STOP BEING TERRIBLE AND BAN HIM ALREADY.

IT MIGHT BE A COMBINATION OF BOTH.