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Chojin Jul 24th, 2020 05:42 PM

The trial of ZBF
 
In the case of “does ZeldasBiggestFan get to be a vet,” we will now hear opening arguments.

Tadao Jul 24th, 2020 06:57 PM

*Takes a seat*

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 24th, 2020 07:11 PM

How long has he been active for

Tadao Jul 24th, 2020 07:15 PM

A search shows

Tadao Jul 24th, 2020 07:17 PM

Sep 2007

Tadao Jul 24th, 2020 07:20 PM

His Join date is Jan 2006. So maybe he deleted early comments. This is something to consider.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 24th, 2020 07:45 PM

When was the last time he was active though

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 24th, 2020 07:46 PM

Also are they alive

Tadao Jul 24th, 2020 07:57 PM

I mean one thread below you shows he was active a day or so ago.
Please turn in your badge, keep your gun because 'Merica.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 24th, 2020 08:02 PM

I got glasses for the first time in 18 years and getting used to them.

AChimp Jul 24th, 2020 08:22 PM

The real question is is he actually Zelda's biggest fan, or is he not even in the top 10? Shameful.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 24th, 2020 09:37 PM

Facts ^

Tadao Jul 24th, 2020 09:42 PM

ZBF was logged in, said nothing and logged out. That counts against him surely.

Vets have balls and attack at first sight.

Esuohlim Jul 24th, 2020 10:33 PM

This is a hard no, y'all

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 24th, 2020 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 772161)
This is a hard no, y'all

Has spoken

Shrubfest Jul 25th, 2020 06:12 AM

Can everyone be a vet except ZBF?

zeldasbiggestfan Jul 25th, 2020 07:19 AM

I figured since this was a trial I'd have to be called to the stand. Or is it the ring here? It's been awhile.

Anyway, I have no ground to stand on. What am I gonna do, attempt to insult my way out? Grovel my way in? I'm honestly surprised this many people have come back online and shit on my head. It feels like old times :) I'd heard about a secret forum of some sort, I just hope it's more active than the actual forums are now.

Add me or not, just don't let that fucking anti-mask guy in. Have some respect for your sanity, fuck that dude

Tadao Jul 25th, 2020 11:35 AM

Dam, I wish I posted last night. I wanted to defend you and fight for your Vet status. I had some pretty good arguments.

MarioRPG Jul 26th, 2020 02:49 PM

I was told this would be a trial by fire.

captain516 Jul 26th, 2020 04:23 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22582

This old thread is fuckin amazing
ZBF starts posting about his dumb school problems and almost immediately it turns into everybody piling on some guy after he reveals his dad died :lol

Spetsnaz Jul 26th, 2020 05:01 PM

I have it on good authority that ZBF is indeed a doggo lover, but not very discerning when it comes to actual breeds.


As for him being zelda's biggest fan? I heard this poser likes Final Fantasy more.

zeldasbiggestfan Jul 26th, 2020 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain516 (Post 772174)
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22582

This old thread is fuckin amazing
ZBF starts posting about his dumb school problems and almost immediately it turns into everybody piling on some guy after he reveals his dad died :lol

I guess you can't quote things but I said somewhere in there that I was 155 and 6% body fat :lol

That has never been true, ever. Whew, boy

Tadao Jul 27th, 2020 05:18 PM

Honestly ZBF, you could have been the thing that brought everyone joy after all these years of no posting.

Instead you killed it.

zeldasbiggestfan Jul 27th, 2020 07:52 PM

Facebook did that long before, unfortunately. Sorry to disappoint you again. Are you really surprised? You need to lower your standards, mister

Chojin Jul 28th, 2020 08:09 PM

Incredible. Did you awaken from stasis after 15 years or something?

zeldasbiggestfan Jul 28th, 2020 09:54 PM

I mean, I'm always around. Like a mole or something

Esuohlim Jul 29th, 2020 02:39 PM

ZBF have you ever said even one funny thing

Chojin Jul 29th, 2020 10:12 PM

that's an unfair question. how would he know?

zeldasbiggestfan Jul 30th, 2020 09:22 AM

Probably not, but I missed you too man <3

Enjoy your ponies >:

Esuohlim Jul 30th, 2020 02:38 PM

enjoy your second red pickle

zeldasbiggestfan Jul 30th, 2020 03:16 PM

If you hover your mouse over the pickles you get really nice messages. For instance, mine says "zeldasbiggestfan sucks"

Chojin Jul 30th, 2020 04:04 PM

see, that was funny. so that's a score of 1 so far.

pope_hentai Jul 30th, 2020 04:49 PM

Could be worse, i'm probably a spam bot.

Carnivore Aug 12th, 2020 12:01 PM

:meat


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