:lol I forgot about that

Arguably the best thing to come out of Tasmania? :confused:

One could argue that, I suppose >:

If you're gay

What else has come out of Tasmania?

I stand by my previous statement. :|

That man is playing a guitar with an apple on it.

:lol

Obama speeches are soooooooooo fucking boring.

I want him to go "GO SELL SOME MEDICINE, BITCHES"

He needs to be more black

those last two guys actually look like they could be taz and his father

That's David Foster and son. David Foster is the world champion in wood cutting. I've had enough about Tasmania now, so no more please.

I love the BADASS MAN COMPETITIONS like wood cutting. I've cut wood but they destroy it. Axe toss is badass too.

So some weird ass guy that would occasionally hang out with my girlfriend and I decided to start texting my girlfriend when he got drunk and try to make "the moves" on her via the phenomenon of texting. I'm not the slightest jealous of him, seeing as he looks exactly like that fetus looking fuck on "The Shield" (Michael Chiklis). Also worth noting is that he's a pathetic alcoholic who's shtick is when achieving maximum "drunkness", is portraying the persona of a wretched fat fuck with a distinctive billowing voice which, ironically, is exactly what he is.

So after taking into consideration of all the amazing contributions he can offer to his and I's wonderful friendship, I decided to write Mr. Fetus a very welcoming, homey letter personally addressed to him. I-MOCKERY EXCLUSIVE!


Dear James,

Leave my fucking girlfriend alone. I'm tired of you bothering her in which she tells me all the wonderful and pleasant shit you say to her which is actually really fucking pathetic. Just imagining you playing with your half assed whiskey dick while texting her is reassurance of how pathetically miserable you truly are. Jesus fucking christ I'll read about you in the newspaper one day about how you drunkingly sexually assualted a kid at a broken down theme park.

p.s. I'll cum on your face

You think about him playing with his whiskey dick? Thats sick even for you Babs. :\

Hey, I would of never conjured the image up if he never existed. So basically, he forced me to think of the crude image.

Well then that warrants much more than a nasty letter. >:

I wouldn't have written the letter. I would have just went to his house, pulled down my pants, and took a shit on his carpet. If he doesn't have carpet get the couch.

Have you seen these txts or are you just taking the bitches word?

i saw duh txtz

Can you do a "flat frozen pee through the mail slot" thing? I seem to remember RannyK offering that one up....

:pagebrak

I was having a bad day until I read that letter. Now its a little better.

:Double

HAVE A GOOD DAY

YES! Go Finnish style. He will never see that coming.

Bonus points if you can get your girl to do it too.

BONUS POINTS IF YOUR GIRL EATS IT

Oh Sam...

IT IS A SNOWNIG OUTSIDE :eek

BONUS POINTS IF YOU EAT IT

DON'T EAT YELLOW SNOW!

(Moment of silence for FZ) :(

QUIZZICALITIES

What is the name of the show your picture is from? We get 2 canadian channels where I live and I only remember calling it the raccoon show when I was young.

According to wikipedia it is (was?) called "The Raccoons" - good memory.

:dblpst

Thank you Cnl. :) I thought it was something along those lines but wasn't sure if it was a more involved name.

have you ever seen "Canadian Heritage moments"? they are funny and educational.

I haven't. I'll check for it though. I get CTV and CBC. I stopped watching them a while ago though because they didn't play Mr. Bean any longer or the Simpsons at 5:30pm.

Guys, are Emu and ScruU2wice dead? :(

i see emu on XBLive sometimes :O

Grislygus is dead. :(

:O

:(

Seriously dead oOOOOOR internet dead?

I don't know that.

OH

OH I SEE

SO YOU JUST LIKE TO MAKE PEOPLE WORRY ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET

I SEE YES

YOURE A JERK >:

He could be. I commissioned him for some stuff... but he disappeared.

Babylon wasn't meant to be seen in the sun

So, I cracked my chewin' molar yesterday, so it's currently in three pieces. Even swallowing the wrong way brings a fresh wave of agony, but I got my dentist appointment set-up. ON THE 21ST. >:
EDIT: Oh, I also found out that it was NOT a good idea to make another cannon with a larger bottle, and thus more aerosol. Long story short: Small explosion in my backyard. Luckily, we bailed to my friend's house for movie night before any cops may have showed up. I doubt any did.

Can you take a picture of that cracked molar please?

Can someone tell me where Metal Militia went?

I think he got bored and he still plays vidya games.

Oh, thank you.

I wish he would have stuck around. He was hilarious, posted pictures of tanks, and read many books that I read.

He'll probably be on when a new World War II shooter comes out. Did anyone else think Metal Militia looked like Doug Benson?

I don't remember his face being so fat

Metal militia turned into a pussy and left after I fucked with him a bit and he took it all seriously and put me on his "ignore list"

He's taking care of his cats

He was mad that Kahl disproved Hitler's Canoe

Kahl, you go after the jugular and I appreciate that.

I am glad that Kahl is my very good friend

Now go home and get your fucking shinebox.

FATHOM ZZZZEEEEEEROOOOOOOOO

WHAT WE DOIN'?

It's a little hard for me to jam a camera in well enough to see it. Right now it's not TOO bad, not as bad as it could be, but it hurts like fuck, it'll probably break the rest of the way if I do anything to it, and I can tell they're probably going to just yank it out.
All of this is made worse with my terrible phobia of dentists.

:(

I have a dog named Bahmo and a cat named Jon Clement

I shit you not

Last night was my Christmas dinner. I wore a suit and black tie and the guy sitting next to me wore a Jack Daniels t-shirt and a chain on his jeans.

Then today at work I got hit in the head with a steel bracket and went to hospital.

Eventful. Well done!

Assuming that its not serious. In which case, bum.

Just a lump and a headache, and thank you for your concern. But I had to wait for two hours for them to tell me that, and I was surrounded by elderly people the whole time.

Old people seem to get hurt a lot; "having a fall" or crashing their cars. Using up all our crutches.

i don't let dumb shit on the internet intrude on my life that much but i guess different strokes for people who have strokes, or whatever

I talk to scru on aim still. He's in graduate school becoming a wealthy doctor.

Emu mentioned having a stalker, that might have grown into something

I took it to mean he had a mentally handicapped cat and it needed a good retard name. :\

Hi guys, let's talk about me and how I have an easy problem that I'm gonna fix just as soon as I get confirmation that you guys are like me.

JUST FUNNIN' YOU AAAAAARG. :p

it's come to my attention someone i know is reading my posts. edit edit edit fuck you too.

My condolences.

OH GEEZ

If all of you sleep together at the same time its not cheating.

FUCK YOOOOOOOUUUUU

Oh man! I'm at the GF's house. I hope you didn't have to stab someone.

find something else to do with your time, you're not even involved.

Fuck 'em.

And I mean that metaphorically.

Oh noes! Is the Hen pen closed to you?

nope not here either

Yeah, I was the other man once. NO FUN!

zoop

what about punker kid? he gonna be ok on his own or is he gonna live with you guys?

going out for chinese food brb yall

shrimp, pork, chicken. sweet and sour.

in that order.

hot and spicy beef with white rice and crab won tons
mmmmmmmm

whats that java site that is swedish ans sells housewares and it looks like a tom ans jerry mousetrap?

GOD DAMN IT

Dixie is almost an american legend

except that ive seen her!

the rumors about me right now are amazing.
apparently i'm some kind of druggie whore alcoholic demon woman with no conscience, no remorse, and no heart. i'm sure there's more, that's just what i've heard though.

I thought you were a succubus stealing the life essence out of old men with your feminine wiles.