Yeah, I think Granny Weatherwax is teaching a little girl about life a long with the MacFeegle. I asked my friend if it was toned down for children, and she said no. Which is good because kids need a good kick in the ass by Granny.

i remember this.

i also remember when i-mockery taught me how to steal from 7-11 via slurpees. i did it and it worked! but then 7-11 caught on and started checking people's slurpees. >:

that was a good one! i never had the balls to try it.

Because you're a girl, right? :rolleyes

yes, but i meant that in, the um, not literal sense. balls in the sense of courage. you know what i mean. i gotta stop drinking now.

Are you even aware of when these games came out, you dick

Don't worry, half of this forum don't have any metaphorical balls either. :(

i think i good portion don't have any literal ones, either.

and i ain't talkin' bout the chicks.

*rimshot*

Mmmm I love rimshots!

Two drums and a cymble fall of a building

*Ba dum chi*

....

Sorry, that was uncalled for

Hey guys i got a new computer, ITS ALL WIDESCREEN AND STUFF :O

who the hell are you

guys my new policy is to move stupid posts gaying up other threads into this thread.

hope you all approve

ok rog that sounds great

what!

i just mean when people are all like o rly i'm from jersey too we should hook up <3 <3 tee hee ohhh i don't know how big is ur penis etc.

So far this rule only applies to dirtyxblondexsxexvegan and ED

Perfect plan. It's what I always wanted to happen. :)

you could just make a designated gay ups thread or something

yeah, really, i figured you guys would like the extra fodder

this thread IS the gay ups thread, gw.

I'M LIVING A LIE

Word up

degrading???? hmmm. no. but i don't use one regularly, only on the random occasion. i've heard that girls feel like that, but that's their problem.

lol noone is fondling me, no worries. i would be issuing scrotum kicks faster than you could say "i-mockery forums" if they were.

so i'm thinking we may need a new GB/Loveline moderator, since I definitely don't have time to read these boards in their entirety anymore.

REQUIREMENTS
-1 year i-mock forum experience preferred
-no life
-sense of humor
-common sense
-desire to change peoples' avatars for no good reason

I'll back off, but trust me bud there's no fondling going on over here.