Yes both those things

:lol Emo vamp pussies as told by a Mormon.

I wish I had cake.

And alcohol.



And friends.

I HAVE TWO OF THOSE THINGS. :(

I only have alcohol :(



and chips :(

Alcohol is my friend.

WE ALL HAVE A PART, BUT IF WE SHARED WE'D HAVE ALL THREE. :tear

I dont have any.

Will you share anyway?

YES.

I AM A GIVER.

LIKE THAT TREE I READ ABOUT.

I can be your friend shrub.

I'd prefer the kind of friendship with sexual tension between us :x

All my friendships have that.

Isnt that what friendship means?
That and being slated to your face, but it hurts less cos then they say 'I'm only joking, you know that, right?'

Don't forget about sharing the alcohol and cake. :(

Oh yeah.

And drunken cheese and crackers.

This sounds like a party planning session.

J/K It sounds like one of those nights where my roommate comes home to find me passed out in front of the TV with empties all around and a half eaten cake next to me with crackers in my lap and a block of cheese in my hand. :(

AKA MY BIRTHDAY :(

Sounds more like awkwardness on a couch. May I suggest you two get together with Gin and Porno instead?

I'm so high on life guys

I'm high on weed.

me too :(

god bless america

I was reading about that and someone was saying while the medical team was working on him people were rushing past them and bumping into them. :(